Coming Home Improv Short

Transcript

Fuck. I'm so tired. It always makes me feel better to see you.

How was your day? Come on, you can tell me, right? What'd you do? Nothing.

You sat here all day, and you did nothing. Why don't I believe that? Oh, you did something, did you? Well, tell me what it was.

Oh, you did something naughty, didn't you? That's cute. What'd you think about? Was it me? Were you thinking about all the things I'm going to do to you? All the things you want me to do.

You're such a good baby. Well, why should we wait?