You wake up on her private plane, on your way to a gorgeous vacation. All you have to do now is enjoy it.
Oh Good morning gale boy Oh As a morning Doesn't matter Come back down here, please You need to have a team meeting Mm-hmm Yes, very urgent Super important Hmm you ready here Hmm And that concludes my tech talk Thank you for your time Hmm You'll get used to it once again Mm-hmm I Haven't slept this good. I Don't have a memory to compare it to Oh Yeah, that's a little sad You see this is why I don't take time off Oh Keeping super super busy allows me to ignore the fact that I haven't made any meaningful memories since college Oh Sleeps giving me the ability to be honest with myself Stupid job stupid stress I Stupid corporate greed to keep growing Hmm don't offer me solutions. I want to be a proud complain Mm-hmm No, it's okay.
Mm-hmm. I checked with HR. I'm allowed to be a brat with you Mm-hmm under a special contract Hmm What makes it so special I'm so glad you asked So it's a special contract because I very important person than I am Said so Also, you've seen me naked It's an important clause in the agreement Mm-hmm Wow You are pretty very pretty And I have a sunset sunrise all around me You should be very flattered Wow If you're this pretty with that, huh, I think you're gonna be a theory a lot island You ever been on an island before Really Well, I'm glad you're going with me Because on the whole I don't like other people Or is it the other way around Well, regardless, thank you for coming with me I mean it I wouldn't have gone without you Besides you make me want to do other stuff than work What can I say you bring out the human in me Inside this corporate shell is a very tired and very stunted old lady Oh That's okay, I have money and not a totally terrible personality Slightly less villainous than Hitler Yeah, probably hopefully And I tell you something crazy I'm getting the vibe that you might actually like me Hmm it's a little concerning Oh, well, I'm sure I'll adapt And if not, at least we'll always have awkward plain sex Sorry almost awkward plain sex And it's out was me My foot was cramping and then the dryer went off It's not exactly the ambiance I'd aim for Not your fault, it's not my thing Oh It's okay, maybe we'll do better on land Well, we'll have the time And Have I told you that I get extremely horny When I'm well-rested and my basic needs have been met Oh Strange phenomena it happens once every 10,000 years Maybe that's why I'm such a bitch And you haven't seen me at work I Try not to be Doesn't always mean I'm successful I Just don't think I'm supposed to mix with people on a daily basis You know Oh It's a medical I Have people intolerance, I mean, I won't die but I'll come out in a weird rash Yeah, but you're not people You're person My person who has all the right antibodies I'm pretty sure that's how science works Are you doubting my ability to understand modern medicine?
Well, that's Probably advisable I Think so Are you hungry I Too always They're adorable Don't have food for us honey. Oh, that's kind of part and parcel of having your own plate Oh Hey It's okay I Wasn't making fun of you I Know I know I Was just teasing Yeah, what you know I Didn't have all this growing up either It was new to me once upon a time It's a lot I Just don't allow myself to think about it too much I Truly not that interesting Tails all this time We lived in a shitty apartment with shitty parents no money no choices no joy I Yeah, well It's not exactly rare isn't Shitty people have kids every day Nothing you can do Except to work hard make a deal with the devil and sell your soul for early retirement I'm hiding behind the uncomfortableness Hey, okay I'm okay. I don't see them.
I don't think about them Well, what would be the point Hmm So what are yours like No way Hmm Well that explain them Why you're so you you know.