Your rich and powerful CEO girlfriend has a proposition for you. Come away on a glorious vacation? Please?
No! Hail the war-torn hero. Back from the belly of bureaucracy.
What spore. We made it. Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
Honey? You alive in there? Make a noise if you live.
Thank you. What are you doing? Angel sent from above.
Thank you. Just. ..
long day. Like every other day. You okay? Good job.
We love surviving. You okay if we pizza? Mama's got a hankering for cheese.
Even bigger than usual. Hey. Thank you, sweetie.
Excuse me? What are you doing? No, no.
I'm afraid this distance is unacceptable. No, you're gonna need to come here. Oh yeah, right here, all the way over here with me.
I've been without you all day. I need a boost. There we go.
There's the cure. For depression, anxiety, general aches and pains. You smell good too.
Love me a bonus. Now if only someone could pass me my. ..
Oh, you are clever. Thank you. It's so spooky how you can read my mind like that.
Must be so insane. Oh, you little munchkin. Thank you for being my stress ball.
I feel like my eyes have glazed over with emails and Zoom calls and blah blah heck and blah. I think I might need to unplug from society. Two to three years.
Give or take. You ever been so tired you can't remember the last time you weren't tired? Reject modernity.
Embrace whatever this is. Could you answer me a question, please? Why are your hands so nice? Um, yes they are.
Look at them, please. Excuse me. They are pretty and soft and the nail beds are very enviable.
And bonus. They feel nice wherever they go. Very nice.
Truly magical. Tell me, how did you acquire this power? Oh, is that so? So you just offer your hand services to the overworked and female? Wow.
Well, there must be a lot of stressed out ladies out there, huh? Well, feel free to practice on me. Especially my back.
My hips. And thighs. If you get the time.
Anywhere else you feel like, really. I'm an open market. I got another question.
Why are you so stinking cute? It's revolting and adorable. Give me more.
More, more, more until I puke. Or fall asleep. I don't always dictate the order.
I adore you, you know. It's a little embarrassing. You should use it to your advantage sometime.
Well, there's always blackmail, coercion, or maybe even just asking for something shiny. Well, what if I like treating you? It could be nice to spoil you.
Please? Because it'll make me happy to make you happy. And you want me to be happy, don't you? Oh, I think you do.
I think that's why you wait on me, and hold my hand, and rub my feet. I do. So, can I buy you something? Please? Because I wanna give you something.
I want you to have something, something I got you. Please? I'm using like a madder voice.
Love me for my money. I don't know what you're doing here. Okay, okay.
How about this? What if the present was for both of us? Would that be more acceptable? Hmm? Maybe?