Cocktail Making Behind the Bar

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Oh hello welcome welcome to james's cocktail bar and what can i get for you today oh you're thirsty okay well we have lots of drinks here james's cocktail bar um what can i get you do you fancy a beer do you fancy a short do you fancy a cocktail that's my specialty cocktails oh cocktails cool oh what can i recommend wow wow what can i recommend what do you fancy do you fancy something for strong tall short weak something saucy something hot something naughty naughty oh okay um we have well i have my specials i have the flaming gorilla titties that's quite nice that has clear in it that's quite nice i have the magic boner iced tea with a bit of gin vodka triple sec light rum grenadine have a sloppy seconds that's quite nice that's a white chocolate liqueur with amaretto and whipped cream you can have fun with that we have the rocky mountain beer fucker yeah southern comfort jack daniels and tequila or the whipped tit that has cherry liqueur whipped cream if you like that sort of thing ankles in the air that's a mandarin vodka coconut rum and peach snaps or you can have soapy boobs i love soapy boobs that's uh got amaretto orange juice in it um or we have the vikings testicle which is vodka pineapple juice and champagne or depending on what you do for a living i have something called the slutty nurse which is cherry brandy white cream to cacao i also have another one of my favorites it's called the christmas blowjob but it's not the right time of year but i'd never say no to a blowjob cherry brandy has a green cream that creme de mousse and creme de cacao and whipped cream if that's how you say it i'm not sure but it does come out very very good and tastes amazing and i've got sand in your butt crack don't ask me who makes these things up i just put them together so that's sudden comfort melinda cure and a splash of pineapple juice so you can take your choice oh there's one more actually it's called lick my stick which is vodka sambuca and a liquorice stick yeah yeah so what do you fancy what do you mean there's a problem it's a problem what's the problem you'd love the lick my stick one the vodka sambuca and the liquorice stick okay what's the problem oh you have no money what's the point of coming to a bar if you have no money it's not a free bar is it oh i'm sorry to hear that you lost your purse um sorry about that well i don't know what i could well i don't know what i could do i mean i could possibly get you some water oh you want a drink okay okay um i can't really do that it's not really policy to give out free drinks i know what's happening it's really bad maybe i could buy you a drink i could buy you a drink alternative you want there's an alternative what's the alternative you want the lick my stick okay which is vodka sambuca and liquorice okay if we do that so the box is okay what's this fine sambuca is fine and what do you mean about the liquorice stick you'd rather are you serious you'd rather have my cock than a liquorice stick and you want to lick my cock rather lick my stick rather lick my stick wow i've heard them all now that is uh a first as in a first for a substitute for liquorice i'm afraid my liquorice stick is a lot thicker than a liquorice stick yes you don't mind okay um i don't know what to say i am lost for words and that is that is the first oh my goodness let me see if anyone is around first okay there's no one around but um let me just close this door now you are absolutely gorgeous i mean why would i not turn down a blowjob from you for a drink i'll tell you what i could do you a dozen drinks if you paid for it with a blowjob because with a blowjob because your fucking eyes your lips your pretty little face around my cock fuck me i'll tell you what sorry i can't help it but wow that's amazing i'd love that so did you want to pay up front or did you want to pay after oh okay you always like to pay up front i'm happy with that but i think what you'll need to do is you'll need to come behind the bar that sounds a bit weird i think it'll be me coming behind the bar but you'll need to come around the bar because just in case someone does tend to pop in while i'm popping out um you do know that i've been edging all fucking morning i tend to do that i tend to edge and then i was gonna have a wank tonight and uh i know it's just explosive but you just caught me a bit early so it won't be lasting very long at all are you okay with that oh you are you're such a naughty girl aren't you okay come around that's it come around on your knees that's it good girl oh let me just unzip my fly that's it yes that's for you open your mouth that's it suck my cock that's it oh oh yeah fuck me that feels amazing ah i don't know how much longer i can take my cock is down your throat and it feels so fucking good ah that's it oh oh goodness ah ah suck my fucking cock that's it it feels so good ah ah i'm gonna come ah i'm gonna come ah ah ah ah ah oh oh fuck me all over your pretty little face in your mouth fucking everywhere and swallow yes wow wow wow wow well i must say you've actually had your cocktail already oh you definitely licked my stick you fucking sucked my dick big time and uh oh i think you've had your cocktail the real one oh good girl right i think you deserve two you got two lick my sticks coming up thank you erotic audio for women.