Co-worker Crush

Transcript

Hey what's with the headphones? Wait, let me guess, you're trying to look unapproachable so nobody approaches you. Yeah, guess it didn't work, you know why? The end of the cable's hanging out of your pocket, I can see it's not plugged into anything.

Anyway, the reason I'm interrupting you is, um, well, you're smart and I have this theory I was hoping you might help me prove. You wanna hear it? Okay, it's this.

People can only have two maximum of these three qualities. One, great beauty. Two, great intelligence.

And three, great kindness. Maximum two. So no one has all three.

Like, the secretary, right? She has beauty and kindness. Or, the boss, well, he has nothing, but there's no minimum, only maximum.

But look around, see, nobody's beautiful, intelligent, and kind. So what, you say? Well, the reason I'm asking you is, I'm hoping you can disprove it.

I mean, you obviously have intelligence and beauty, I'm just wondering if you're also kind. As in, kind enough to come to my place for a drink? Like, we should have clocked out ages ago and my place is just around the corner, so what do you say?

No? Is that too forward of me? Okay, just so you know, I'm still right.

Yeah, my theory's still intact. Oh, you don't like that? You wanna prove me wrong then and come back to my place? Okay.

Um, well, I guess then this is the only time in my entire life when I've been overwhelmingly happy to be wrong. I'll take it. Do you wanna go now then? Okay, cool, let's get out of here.

Okay, I'm just gonna be honest for a second. Um, I know what you think I'm gonna say, you think I'm gonna say I like you, but, well, that's true, but it's not what I'm going to say. I'm gonna hazard a guess and say you like me.

Well, why do I assume that? Because I'm the only kiwi around here, and I think you were trying to get me to notice you by wearing a blouse with kiwi fruit on it on Monday, and then yesterday that skirt with actual kiwi birds on it, and then there was, um, well, there was a time last week when you were pole dancing on the lamppost outside my place. Oh, that wasn't you? Oh, sorry.

No, it must have been this other girl, don't worry. Um, so, yeah, um, anyway, walking's nice. Yeah.

Hey, why don't you come walk close to me and let's see if we can walk perfectly in time or something, I don't know. Oh, pretty good. I might just need to guide you a little.

Give me your hand. Yeah, that's better. Holding hands definitely helps.

Putting my arm around you might help a little bit too. Yeah, yeah, that definitely helps. Look, we're perfectly in time like an old married couple.

Oh, here we are. Come on in. Do you want a drink? Not thirsty? Me neither.

Although, I wouldn't mind drinking you. Oh, fuck. Sorry, that was the worst pickup line to pop into my head ever.

I think I exhausted my best ideas just getting you here and now I probably need to go, like, recharge the charm battery. Just hang on a moment while I go bang my head against the wall. I guess this will help.

Do you want to go to the bedroom? Okay, it's this way. Oh, sorry.

I didn't mean to topple us over quite so hard. Can we take, can we take, yeah. Your breasts are really nice.

God, they're gorgeous. Can I kiss them? I could kiss them for days, but I don't want to wear out my welcome down here.

Oh, there's another part I could kiss. Are you too shy for that? Please don't be shy.

I don't have anything to compare your sexy parts to anyway. Honestly, it's been a while. In fact, so long that I've completely forgotten what females are like down there.

Will you help me with a reminder? Okay, yeah. God, it's so much better than Harriman.

A little bit. You're so cute down here. You can open up your legs a little further if you want and let me really pleasure you.

Yeah, like that. Mmm. Well, will you be too shy to come? You don't need to worry about exposing yourself with me, okay? Just let go.

I want to know all of you, okay? You can know all of me too. That's it.

You can either come or not. I really don't mind. I just want you to relax and enjoy yourself, okay? Okay.

It's really nice. Really, you don't need to be shy. You can open your legs a little more and I can spread those lips a little further apart.

Yeah. You like that? I love the way they unfold either side of your clit.

I don't need that little clit now. I'm just going to swirl it round and round and lick it up and down, okay? Oh my God.

If you want, you can come for me now and then come again later when I'm inside you. Right now, I really want to feel you gush right into my mouth, okay? Rub that sweet honey all over my lips and cheeks and my chin.

I want to feel it all sliding right down my throat. I want to bury my tongue in you and use it as a little slide to get all your juices down my throat. Give it to me.

Fill me up with that silky wetness. Come in my mouth if you want. Good girl.

Don't be shy. Release it all to me. Fuck you.

Come on my face. Rub that clit. Right in the middle of my tongue.

Yeah, fuck. Fuck my face. Oh my God.

You're so nice. Yeah, fuck. Oh fuck.

I'm not sure if she came. Because I kind of need to learn your body a little bit more. But I hope it was nice.

I hope it was nice either way. Was it okay? Yeah? Good.

I've got to say you really fucking own me now. I'm yours anyway. And I'd really, really like you to take me inside you now.

Do you want me? Oh good, good. Can I be your new man? Yeah? Do you want to try going on top? You can really own me and control the way it feels for you then.

I'll just hold you there and help you move so it's effortless. Like you're like floating above me and rolling me. Yeah? I'd really like to do that.

Okay. Roll over and straddle me. Yeah.

That's it. I feel my hands and thighs lifting you up. Yeah.

And all you have to do is reach underneath then. Yeah. My cock's so ready to be touched.

Even your hands feel amazing. Yeah. Can you guide me in? Fuck.

Yeah. Oh babe, go slow, go slow, go slow. Oh fuck.

Yeah. Can you feel yourself opening up? I can.

It's really good. Take your time though. That's it.

Oh fuck. Yeah. Yeah, allow yourself onto me more.

Take it all the way in. Oh fuck, that's good. You don't have to move just yet.

Just feel it in there for a second. Yeah. Yeah.

Just let me hold your shoulders and lift you with my thighs. And see if I can just hold you weightless like this. Just move up and down however you like and I'll follow your movements, okay? Yeah.

Yeah, like that. Feels good? Oh fuck.

Ride my cock nice and slow like that. Good girl. That's it.

You can reach down and touch your clit. I've got you. Go on.

I want to watch your fingers on it. Oh fuck, that's hot. That rhythm's perfect.

Keep going like that. Oh fuck. Girl, it's good having you slide me in and out of you like that.

Oh fuck. I love how you're grinding yourself on me. I can feel our pubic bones against each other when you sink down on me.

And when you pull back up and look down, you can see the base of my cocks all covered in your wetness and I can feel how the tip almost slips out before you take it all in again. Oh fuck. Work that little clit now with your fingers.

Yeah. I can tell you want to ride me a little harder and faster now. Yeah.

Let's do it like this. Yeah. Fuck it, that's even more intense.

Yeah. Ride me nice and hard and flick that clit. Yeah.

Oh fuck. Feel me slipping in and out. Yeah.

I want you to coat me in your wet stickiness.