you read too much
Look, I don't know what to tell you. I told you on the phone that there was only one bed. And awkward as it was, I also disclosed that I sleep naked.
It is what it is. It's a big bed. There's plenty of space over there, alright? And I'm going to put my sleep mask down now so I don't see you do whatever it is you're going to do.
And you can get ready for bed. Or you can steal half my fucking sheets and probably all my pillows and retreat to my couch. I recommend one under your lower back, by the way.
It sort of evens it out, kind of. Look I'm sorry, this is the best I could do, alright? So if you need better then, I don't know, maybe I've got a couple bucks to hook you up with a hotel or something.
Sorry for whatever caused you to need a place. I know, that's not easy. Well if you want to talk about it a little bit before we sleep, you know, we can.
Are you going to actually get in the bed, or just sort of, I mean I can feel your presence hovering. What? What the fuck kind of porn starts like this? You and your fanfic.
What would it be, friends to lovers? Come on, we're not that fucking cliche. You can get in the bed.
We won't end up fucking, it'll be fine. Thank you. Otherwise I was going to have some real difficulty sleeping with you hovering over the bed like a poltergeist.
So what did happen anyway? Why'd you need a place? Nah.
I'm sorry. Breakups suck. Yeah.
Well, however long you need, you've got it. Of course. Even if you read fanfic.
Sure. I kind of expected that you probably had your phone. You should at least use a blue light filter, otherwise it's no wonder you can't sleep.
Well, I don't know. Maybe it's the porn you read that makes it harder for you to sleep. How would that make it easy? No.
Never mind. I know the answer to that question. I shouldn't be dumb.
Hmm. What is the appeal of that anyway versus, I don't know, videos? I guess that makes sense.
I'm sure it's hard to summarize, though. I shouldn't be asking you questions about porn. That's strange.
Go ahead. I'm sure you have your own questions. Mostly, I just kind of hop around, I guess, look for something that seems like it'd be fun to not to, I guess, and edge in the meantime.
What? Surely you have. You've never edged.
Sorry, are you—shit, I should have asked if you were decent, sorry—but, really? It's just, I guess that's a stark difference between us. I'm just surprised.
Yeah, it feels really good. There's a reason people do it. It's, you know, one nice buildup and then, pow, it's great.
Well, it's, I mean, it's always available. It's not like a limited time offer. You can just edge yourself, well, you know what I mean, when you've, it's, yeah.
You can edge yourself, it just, you almost come and then you don't, that's, well, clearly you just need a little discipline, hmm? That's all it takes, really. You saying you need somebody else to edge you, that's the only way you're gonna experience it? It's worth experiencing, I'm—nothing.
It's just, I'm gonna say, I'm a fan of doing it, no, like to my partner, I'm a fan of edging someone else. I mean, I guess, you know, being edged is nice, too, but it's my—I'm getting a little flustered, sorry. Do you want me to? I asked you first, I mean, yeah, you've always—you're hot, there's no way around it, you're hot.
I, of course I'd edge you, that's a, that's great. That's an easy yes. Well, the start is pretty easy, you just throw the covers off and you let me do whatever I want to you.
Of course, there are boundaries. You can have a safe word, you should have a safe word, always. No, I'm not gonna tie you down, but still, it's a nice, quick way to communicate that, you know, something's not going right, so tell me yours.
Okay. You don't—don't promise me you won't use it, that's ridiculous. Use it if you need to.
All you have to promise me is you're not gonna come until I say you can. I guess I should move over there. I gotta say, I'm kind of sad I wore the sleep mask, because you look great.
I'm sort of tempted to turn the lights back on, just—I'll leave them like it is. But you have nothing to be embarrassed about, I promise you that. All right, let's see.
I think a thumb on your clit is a good start. Tell me how it feels. Good girl.
Yeah, that's the problem with fanfic, huh? Can't actually hear it. All right, all right, I don't want to hear about your husbando.
Hmm. This is pretty effective already. I'm a little surprised.
Are you easy to get off? I like the embarrassment. It's like an extra layer of fun.
How about a kiss on it? Gonna move down and— Well, I guess I should ask. Some women don't like this, do you not like—? Okay.
Some really don't, so— I'm teasing, because that's what edging is. Hmm. Hmm.
I'm gonna keep your legs apart so I can fit between them, you know that. Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. Good girl. Hmm.
Having some difficulties, huh? Maybe your problem is you go too fast and you're just a little sensitive. You don't catch yourself in time.
Hmm. Hmm, don't worry. I'll catch it in time.
Hmm. Hmm, good girl. Hmm.
Hmm. I can add a finger, if you're ready. Hmm.
I would like you to ask for it, though. Hmm. You can do a little better than that.
Hmm. There you go. Hmm.
Hmm. Making sure it's wet enough for you. Okay.
I'll slide it in slowly. Hmm. Hmm.
There's a good girl. You okay? Hmm.
Just making sure nothing hurts. Hmm. I'll take good care of you.
What was that? Did you just call me? Hmm, okay.
I'll let that go this time. Hmm. You ready for my mouth again? Hmm, are you sure? Because you're enjoying this an awful lot.
Hmm. What do you say? Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm, good girl. You're learning.
Hmm. Oh. Good girl.
Hmm. Oh. Hmm.
Hmm. As sexy as it is. Do you want your back arch? Relax, okay? You might not come for a bit, so.
.. Hmm. Don't want you stressing.
Hmm. Hmm. Begging might get you there a little quicker.
Hmm. Just for having the idea, though. Hmm.
Hmm. Make sure that I give you what you deserve. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm, you gotta stop moving. Yeah. You're squirming a little too much there.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. That's better. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. Good girl. Hmm.
Hmm. What's the matter? Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm. I did offer to edge you, to be fair.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
What? Is it not fair? Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
It's okay. It'll be fair eventually. Hmm.
Hmm. I'm gonna have to give you a break from my mouth, though. Hmm.
Because you're liking it a little bit too much. Hmm. But I'll put my thumb here.
Kind of a consolation prize, though. I know my tongue feels good. Hmm.
So responsive. I really like that. Hmm.
Yeah. It lets me know exactly how right I'm doing things. Hmm.
I like to watch your body respond to me. Hmm. Submit to me.
Hmm. Give itself over to me. Completely.
Hmm. That base instinct takes over. Hmm.
And you're just wild.