Catching The Demon Lord On His Day Off… M4F [Villain x Listener]

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Hmm finally done with that. I seriously didn't need another lich uprising within two weeks of each other I just need one day one day at the least to relax Lest I be driven mad by all this nonsense Yes I just want to soak for a while I swear that royal garb is a size too small. It feels nice to be out of that restrictive thing even if just for a bit No matter i'll have my tailor deal with it in time Oh What is it this time general?

Please don't even bother if it has something to do with that damned old lich king again Oh Well now I suppose that is a new one a human down here of all places We must have seriously pissed them off if they came through all the trouble of coming down here Normally i'd have you send the guards to dispatch of them, but i'm not really feeling that today Why don't you just invite them up here? Of course i'm serious I mean, why not? Perhaps I would enjoy talking to a live human for once.

They're certainly less depressing than talking to anyone down here Send them into my chamber at once And tell the guards to stand down I don't believe them to be a threat Of course i'm sure general It's my day off and I don't feel like fighting You and I both know a mere singular human poses no threat to us Really, I would hate for them to come all this way only to be struck down in an instant by one of my men No I'll hear them out Perhaps we may learn something All I know is that i'm not getting out of this bath anytime soon and to be quite honest That's the main reason for all of this Hmm quite rare for us to get a human wouldn't you agree? Me dare I say I even feel a bit excited Ah just on time you may be dismissed general if you prefer, of course that is Very well, I shall meet you later should anything else come up don't bother me with it Ah My guest I've been waiting for you, my dear Please don't be alarmed. I don't want conflict with you No Certainly not Come on in make yourself comfortable if you wish all I ask is that you drop your weapons There's no need for such things right now Very good dear Now, please Come closer.

It's a bit hard to see you from all the way over here My apologies for having this meeting in my bathroom It's not like I was expecting a visitor today now Let me guess You came here looking to challenge me directly for some sort of perceived slight by my kind correct Yeah, I figured as much That's all right I understand that you have your reasons but fighting you as some sort of final challenge is not what I plan on doing Oh, no, that would take far too much effort to be worth it And it's my day off I cannot be bothered to get out of this bath I know that may be a bit disappointing for you to hear But do you know how rarely I even get a few hours to myself? There seems to be one crisis after another around here And I have to sort them all out But with that all being said I certainly don't mind if you stay here for a while You know, we rarely get human visitors down here I would love to speak with you regardless of how you may feel towards me My my You seem to be a bit hostile perhaps you could use a nice long bath as well Uh, you know there was a time when I was like that too I used to have such a quick temper towards every little thing But shortly after I realized thinking like that would only make everything worse Instead I simply accepted that as part of being the great leader of hell that I am Sometimes there's just no way around it Perhaps you should try something similar my dear Those shoulders of yours look quite tense No doubt from carrying all that heavy armor and weapon around Come on You know that neither I nor my men pose any real threat to you by now Sorry, if it might be a bruise to your ego But you're simply not worth the effort of trying to fight Hmm So you've come all this way regardless How about you stay for a bit I certainly don't mind having you as a guest if you're wondering Ah, you know you are so much prettier without that helmet Almost a shame you decide to become a warrior I certainly never expected to have a live human in my chamber today Never a dull moment down here, of course What's the matter my darling you can't get to the back straps without armor, can you That's exactly why you should always bring a friend when you decide to come to hell You never quite know when that comes in handy Come here my dear let me help you get rid of that thing kneel beside the bath Don't worry I promise not to pull you in At least not yet Perfect Just let me loosen those straps You look like you could really use some stress off that body Here tuck your chin down for just a moment i'll lift it off of you slowly Slowly There hopefully that's a bit better You humans still make armor out of that dreadfully heavy steel Hmm protection like that is no good. If your spine is collapsed, you know There I think that's a bit better Now, please pull up a seat Great you look like you've been on your feet for ages now I certainly wouldn't want to prolong your suffering dear Wonderful Even as exhausted as you might be You still look so wonderful Now tell me again Just why did you come here to fight me?

I haven't interfered with human actions for quite a few centuries now I find it quite unlikely that some of my men should go rogue If that would have been the case, I would have most certainly known I hold no ill will against your kind contrary to popular belief Perhaps you were looking for my rival the lich king He on the other hand does hold quite the grudge against your kind Don't ask me why? I couldn't tell you But I understand your mistake Many humans wouldn't be able to tell the difference between our motives But they can still tell us apart in appearance I'm much prettier than that dried up sack of bones Or at least that's what I have to tell myself Apologies for the tangent dear point is if you're an enemy of the lich then that makes you a friend of mine And as such I'd like to welcome you to my castle But I can't have a guest all stressed out from a long day of traversing hell Your shoulders still look much too tense That simply won't do Come over here, my darling Rest your back right up against the side of the bath I think I can help you with that little problem of yours Lovely All you have to do is focus on my hands pressing into your shoulders My hands are nice and warm I hope this feels nice and satisfying for you Like I said before So rare is it to have someone alive down here Hmm I believe you're the first in quite a few years The last name I remember was Percy something or other it has been quite some time Oh, well, never mind that Right now I want to focus on you my darling I can tell just from this little bit that this is the sort of attention you need Nice and gentle But I do have another suggestion I know your whole body is tense from everything you've been through to get here How about you take a nice long soak with me I think that will help you relax faster than anything else The water is nice and warm But still not too hot for your human flesh Does that sound good to you my dear The bath is more than big enough for the two of us after all Now that's delightful to hear sweetie I doubt this is what you had in mind when you first arrived here But somehow I don't think you're too opposed to the idea now A nice bath together is usually preferable to a fight to the death I would have hated to have to scrape up your remains from my castle floor anyway Oh, no, you're much too pretty of a human to let that happen As you might have been able to tell There is a severe lack of those down here And even better you came here voluntarily Finally, I'll break from the kidnapping in every other audio Wait, what? Anyway, lift those arms up my dear While you do look nice in that outfit, I would hate to ruin it with this water Perfect Take my hand if you wish I would hate for you to be remembered as the human who was defeated by slipping in the bathtub There you are my dear now slowly lower yourself into the water That feels quite lovely doesn't it Hmm what a lovely figure you have dear I'm glad you didn't throw it away trying to fight my armies Trust me That would be far from worth it You don't deserve a fate as that.

Oh, no You would be much better suited to helping me But that's for another time Right now all we're going to focus on is relaxing in this bath together This is my day off and i'm certainly not going to have another for a while Having you here makes it all the better my dear So, please Enjoy consider it your day off as well Now Come closer We're going to make the most out of this, you know I wasn't nearly done massaging those shoulders yet But such a fascinating thing you humans are truly adorable You disgusting pervert this is absolutely unacceptable.