Cafe Voyeur 😈

Transcript

Good morning to you all. I hope you don't mind the quality of this recording. I'm currently actually out and about at the moment.

I'm in a cafe. You can probably tell by how quiet it is that there is absolutely nobody here. So I'm going to do a little something with you.

Is that you? Who's just walked into the cafe? Yeah, I've already seen you.

Are you hiding your face behind the menu now? Try not to catch my eye. Catch it.

Catch my eye. Go on. That's it.

Hey there. You know, um, there is literally nobody here. Are you starting to feel how I'm feeling? Yeah.

I'm actually getting a bit uncomfortable. A bit hot. Warm in the palms.

I can see you shifting a bit. Are you getting a bit excited? Yeah, I am too.

I'm watching you drink that coffee. I'm watching it go down your neck. I'm watching you put the cup down.

How much longer have we got to go on like this? Come on. I'm going to get up and go into the toilet.

I might leave the door unlocked. Will you be joining.