By the Fire

Transcript

Well, I don't think you're going anywhere anytime soon. No. The um, the weather has gotten even nastier and the snow is so deep now I can't even open the door.

And you had it plowed out when you got here, so, um, yeah, I think you're stuck. Oh, is it? The internet's out, too.

Cool. Cool. Um, not that it's the greatest connection up here, anyway.

So what do you want to do? We have some time to kill. How long does it take them to get up this way? With the plows and stuff? Really? Days.

All right, then. We could be stuck for a while, then, right? Okay.

So what do you want to do? You really are the perfect host, aren't you? Books, board games, movies, an actual DVD collection.

That's been a while. True. True.

When you're cut off from the internet, you have to improvise, I agree. You know, we could also, um, we could also get to know each other better. We were having a really good conversation over breakfast, so, I just, um, I'll be honest, this weather makes me nervous, like, really nervous, and, um, conversation is more distracting than a book or a movie or a board game ever could be, so if it's okay with you, can we just, like, sit and talk in front of the fireplace, because it's freezing?

Yeah? Okay. Okay.

Do you want, like, hot chocolate or anything? I can make some. It was a big breakfast.

I know, I'm stuffed, too. It's fine. I just thought I'd offer, but we can always do that later if we want to, right? And there's lots of food for lunch and stuff, so.

So here we are. Well, I don't know, what do you want to talk about? Why does this suddenly feel like a job interview? Make it fun how? That's ominous.

Truth or dare? Really? Aren't we a little old for that? Alright.

Yeah. Um. Sure.

That'll work. Why don't you go first? Uh, truth.

My worst travel experience? Oh my gosh. Um.

Okay. I don't even have to think about this. That's how bad it was.

Um. It was a few years ago. The boyfriend before the previous one.

So. Yeah. A while ago.

Anyway. We traveled to Barbados for a week. It was our first trip as a couple.

We'd been saving and we were so excited and all the stuff that comes with the first getaway, you know? Yeah. Unfortunately, I learned who he was during that trip and it didn't turn out quite the way we had planned.

Or I had planned. No. No.

As soon as we got there, he started wanting to have sex pretty much everywhere. All over the resort. Not just the room, but the dining room, the hallway, everywhere.

Yeah. At first it was really exciting and fun and whatever. And then we were caught by the staff in the dining room after it closed.

Yes. I am not kidding. Uh.

There was four people walked in while I was on my back, on a table that they had just freshly set for the next day. Uh. Yeah.

Yeah. We were asked to leave. Of course.

Luckily we were able to get a new hotel. I thought that was the end of it though. Like, that was pretty humiliating and I was kind of over the whole sex in public thing.

But apparently that turned his crank because he wanted to do it again at the new hotel. Absolutely. Oh yeah.

As soon as we got there, he tossed the bags on the bed and said we should go out on the balcony and christen it. Mm-hmm. The balcony overlooked the beach, which was very crowded.

So, yeah, he just didn't learn. And when I said no, he turned into a sulky frickin' child. Yeah.

He was just miserable. And we still had like half the trip left. Oh yeah.

Yeah. It was like having a toddler in my room. By the time the trip was over, we weren't even speaking anymore.

We broke up in the airport when we got home. Yeah. He pulled my bag off of the baggage carousel and like tossed it at me.

And I was like, excuse me? Mm. He, yeah.

Best part was, he took off. So we broke up in the airport. He was my ride.

The airport was like three hours from my house. And he just left. So I had to get an Uber home.

Oh, I, yeah. I can't make this shit up. Yeah.

I figured that out the hard way, that he's a jerk. I had some pretty choice words. But now I know that the relationship wasn't worth anything and he wasn't who I thought he was.

And, you know, I think I'm more upset about the ban from the resort that we were at. Because it was absolutely beautiful. And I would go back there in a heartbeat.

But I'm banned for life now. So, yeah. Yeah.

It's pretty bad I'm more upset about the ban than the breakup. But it was years ago, so I'm good. But, yeah.

Is that the kind of story you were looking for? Okay. My turn.

Truth or dare? Truth. Okay.

I have a feeling dares are going to end up with one of us somehow getting into the snow. So truth is probably safer at this point. Okay.

Truth. Oh. What would you consider to be your most bizarre guest that you've had here through the Airbnb thing? And why? You've seen that many things that you have to think about it? Wow.

Okay. Is it, like, normal for people to come up here by themselves? Because if she was up here by herself, I'm up here by myself.

Is that, like, a thing? Oh, cool. Okay.

She was what? Oh. All right.

How do you know that she was naked the whole time she was here? Okay, that would do it. She told you.

Fine. Yeah. So even when you stopped by, she didn't cover up before answering the door? Oh.

Wow. That's a little over the line. Yeah.

Especially. .. Whoa, hold on.

She called you? And there was nothing wrong with the fireplace when you got here? Cool.

Love that. Well, probably. She probably just wanted to see if you'd react to her being naked.

No. She did not. She started touching herself while you were here? Oh, my gosh.

That was really embarrassing for you. I can see it. You're flustered.

You're, like, shifting and. .. Yeah.

Are you okay? Because that's pretty bad. What did you do? Okay, yeah.

I would have, too. Left? Please tell me if she was doing that on the furniture you had it cleaned.

Because we're sitting on the couch in front of the fireplace. Okay, good. Wow.

That's quite the. .. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Can I add a follow-up question? Just out of curiosity.

.. Why didn't you take her up on what was clearly an offer? Okay.

Fair. It's not my turn. Well.

.. Yeah, that's a good one. Okay, your turn.

Truth. What? Oh.

What would I have done in that situation? Well, I guess it would depend on how hard up I was at the time. I don't know.

I might have been persuaded, I guess. Possibly. Probably not.

But, you know. Was she at least attractive? Like, was she your type? Yeah.

Well. .. Yeah, just thinking about that, I don't know.

It's kind of way over the line, like I said, but at the same time, I mean. .. People are human, have urges, I guess.

She certainly did. Okay, it's my turn now. Shocking, you picked truth.

Okay, um. .. Okay, since we're going down this road.

How do you deal with those urges when you're alone all the time? Mm-hmm. Well, I mean, you had a naked woman pretty much offering herself to you, and you walked away.

So I'm just wondering what you do when it gets too tough to pass on things like that. Yeah, I get that masturbation is an option, of course. But what about, like, human connection? Intimacy? The parts of sex that have nothing to do with the body? Oh, really? Sounds like you've got this all figured out.

You have friends with benefits lined up for whenever you need that. I gotta say, that's a smart idea. I should look into that, now that I'm single.

That's the part I'm gonna miss, I think, most, is that connection. No, I'm not gonna miss him. I am going to miss that, though.

Is that your question? Well, I didn't get a freebie. Why should you? All right, all right.

Because you've been such a wonderful host, I will give you a freebie. Go ahead. Did you just, like, uno-reverse me? What do I do when I feel like that? Well, up until recently, I had somebody to take care of that with.

Wait, I honestly don't know. I didn't have to worry about it. And I haven't thought about sex in a while.

It kind of didn't really occur to me until just now that that is something I will miss. I have to figure it out now, honestly. I won't have any trouble finding someone if I decide I want to do that.

Well, you don't know my friend group. No, most of my friends are in couples, because I was in a couple for so long. It just kind of happens that way, you know? But I'll have to look into it.

Are you just trying to butter me up so I won't ask a really tough question next? Thank you. I appreciate that.

Are you trying to tell me something? It's okay if you are. I know.

I know that's not really your style. I'm kind of picking up on that, but. ..

Are you telling me that if I asked, you'd say no? No, you wouldn't? Let's see.

You're a good kisser. Okay, now I'm thinking about how long it's been since I've had sex. Yeah, yeah.

You would, would you? Would you be willing to help me change that? Well, we're stuck here.

Nothing to do. Yeah. The floor? Aw, you want to do it on the floor in front of the fireplace? A little cliche, isn't it? No, I agree.

It is the best way to stay warm when you're naked. And that rug is really soft and fluffy, so. ..

Okay. We're just taking our clothes off? Is that where we're starting here? You've wanted me on my back like this since we first met, haven't you? It's okay.

I've kind of wanted you on top of me, so it works. It's Christmas. I invited you for breakfast.

Of course I want to spend time with you. What are you doing? Oh, all right.

I'm not going to argue. I'll spread my legs. Panties to the side.

Oh. It's been a while since there's been a tongue on me like that. Oh my.

Oh. Fuck. Merry Christmas indeed.

Oh my god. Yeah, no, no. No, you're doing really well.

Oh god, your tongue is like perfect. Seriously, you are getting such a good rating on the website. Oh my god, I can recommend this so much.

I'm babbling because I'm nervous because there's an amazing man with his mouth between my legs. And it's been a while, so yeah, I'm babbling. Sorry.

But you keep doing that and I will just be moaning, not babbling. You like the babbling. Okay, well, I'm glad because that'd be embarrassing if you didn't.

You might have to shut me up. Although I kind of hope you do that anyway. Yes, push your tongue into me.

Oh god, that's good. Oh my god. Do you like doing this? Do you like licking a pussy, sucking on a clit, tongue fucking someone? Is that your thing? Well, you seem like a giver, so, you know.

Oh, well, you're really fucking good at it. Oh, fuck. Okay, stop, stop, stop.

Okay. Wow. That was really intense and if I finished like that, that would be it.

I'm pretty pent up, so. I know I don't have to explain, but you must think I'm crazy not allowing you to get me off like that. You know, I'm already gonna fuck you.

We don't need the cheesy lines. But thinking I'm beautiful rather than crazy probably works in my favor. Although there's something to be said for a little bit of crazy.

At least in this context. Alright, my turn. Get on your back.

I want these pants off. Well, I can see the bulge, so I'm intrigued. And I had every reason to be.

That is very nice. It's beautiful, actually. Wow.

Just let me take a second to admire that. No, no. I've never seen one that nice.

Perfect, actually. Wow. Yeah, okay.

I'm good. Tastes as good as it looks. What do you mean I don't have to? Are you serious? In case you hadn't noticed, I want to.

This is a better distraction than conversation ever could be. And the way it's going outside, we're gonna need it. And if the lights go out, we still have the fireplace.

Seems like a great way to spend the day when you're snowed in. Having a gorgeous cock in my mouth. I missed this.

Having a cock on my tongue, yeah.