British Cleaning Witch lends you a 'helping hand' - FREE S*X AUDIO -F4M

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Sorry about that. You probably shouldn't have plates on the floor. Oh yeah, apologies.

Greetings, my name is Miku and I am taking part of a witch's reform program, helping witches get on the right path, one hex at a time. I was summoned by you reading the incantation in your textbook. Now I will begin cleaning your room.

Once you are satisfied, please let me know so I can leave and allow my supervisor to roam for inspection. Thank you. Sir, please wipe that expression off your face, you could catch flies.

Is this real? Does it look real? Am I a toad? Of course it's real.

Magic? I mean, that's what you did. Magic is everywhere nowadays.

From like billboards to textbooks, most don't realise they have a magical core. You know, that's like a heart, for you normal people. Until they accidentally, I don't know, set something on fire or the magic commission gets involved.

No, there's less than 5% of us. Why do you think some magicians never reveal their tricks? Anyways, what's your drawer organisation system? Because I'm seeing a lot of stationery in a lot of different places and this is going to stress me out.

Okay, and with your clothes, is it underwear on top in the smaller drawer? Don't be daft. Like I said, it's my job, please allow me to do it.

Well, unfortunately, I'm not allowed to divulge in my past due to being contract bound, but let's just say it's not pretty. No, I have my own cleaning supplies, it's fine. Oh, him? That's my familiar.

He seems like you. Nah, he won't scratch you as long as you keep petting him. Warned you.

Oh, my back. Yeah, pent up is one way to put it. I'm contracted to work another hundred years or so.

I wish I could just be a real witch and help people, not some mundane cleaning maid. Merlin, when was the last time you changed your sheets? Bed rotting? Please, last time I treated someone with bed rotting, turns out it was the plague.

Is it a new condition? So you're telling me you're depressed? About what? Well, I've had my fair share of depressive episodes.

I'm not that ignorant. I'm almost done cleaning in here anyways. What's bothering you? Stop, nothing embarrasses me anymore.

Oh. Um. Okay.

That is something to be upset over. So is the main dilemma with it getting up or in a foreign object? Okay, well, don't you have the internet? Maybe you can find something there to aid you in these trying times.

Oh, what's the porn hub? No, no, I don't think, no, I don't know. Well, apologies, I'm just here to clean your room.

I can't expect me to know everything. No, after this I'll go back to my realm and you'll stay in yours. No, the internet doesn't exist over there.

Now, with this porn hub, would you mind showing it to me? Maybe I can get a visual understanding and then from there I can see whether I can help you. Maybe there's something that I can assist you with in another way.

Oh, god. You humans really like this stuff? Sex.

I mean, I'm not trying to say us witches don't have sex, but some of these pictures look a bit inconspicuous. You're telling me you put yourselves in those types of positions? Right.

It's not a picture, it's a video. Well, play it then. I want to see.

Curiosity killed the cat or whatever, come on. Oh, oh my god. She's really taking it.

It's so big. How does that even happen? Well, genetically speaking, only a certain group of people should be able to have sticks that size.

No, I'm just, how does it, does the entrance not mould around it like witches do? Well, for us, it's sort of, everyone has a variety of sizes and to accommodate, we use our magical core to sort of enhance or, you know, make our vagina smaller. To sort of work around any size differences.

Am I sounding daft? Well, I've already said enough. Your bedroom's clean.

What did you think they were? Sprites? No.

I used my magic to clean it, of course. Well, I now have some research I should be doing. If I aim to stay in the human realm permanently, after my work is done, fully, I mean, once it's done, I suppose I need to start looking into what young people such as yourself look at on the internet.

Does everybody watch this? Women included? Some do.

No, I've only had a few lovers previously, but since I've been doing this job, I haven't been able to hold down a consistent lover. When was the last time? 1836? Yeah, 1836.

You talk as if that was so long ago I'm confused. Well, I guess for you it would be, but for me it doesn't seem that long. I do miss it, the joys of intimacy.

You've never? But in witches years you're at least 250 years old and you've never? Oh.

Why don't I help you? No, seriously, maybe if I prove to my supervisor that I can help people outside of cleaning and then when she comes you can tell her how I helped you outside of cleaning, maybe she'll shorten my sentence. Maybe I won't have to do this for much longer.

She'll actually listen to you. She won't listen to me. No, you don't really need evidence per se.

She'll be able to tell whether you're telling the truth or not. You can't just go ahead and just say I did this and that. She'll be able to tell.

Why, do you not find me appealing? You do? Well, that's good to know at least.

Should I? No, come here, come to the bed. Okay, well, would you like to take control? Would you like me to take control? You're not too sure, okay.

That's fine, we can just go with the flow. It's been a long time for me too, so. Well, okay.

You've definitely kissed before though, right? Well, I'm just saying it's quite obvious. You can touch them.

You can touch them, you know. It's not an issue. I'm just like dangling here.

Now take it off. No, just take it off. Fuck this.

That's magic, sweetheart. I can take everything off when I want to. Yeah.

Fuck.