British Boyfriend - Comfort Drink

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Why, hello there, darling. I have been missing you so much today. Oh, not really all that much.

It's just been quite a slow day, honestly. How about yourself? How have you been, sweetheart? Mmm, that does not sound good at all.

But you know what might help? A cocktail. And you know that I love making you your favourite cocktail.

I was about to make myself one, so might as well make you one, right? And you just tell me all about it. All about your shitty day.

Here, let's go to the kitchen. Come on. Now, before I start anything, please, start.

Tell me what happened. Mmm. Right.

Right, right, yes, yes. As they usually do, right? How dare, how fucking dare they say that? Especially to you.

You've been there for far longer than they have. I know. It's just the absolute audacity.

I find it to be exceptionally stupid on their behalf to do that. Mmm. No, please, continue.

Mmm. I'm listening. I'm about to start getting the glasses, alright? But I am listening, so don't worry.

Aha. Yes. No, right, I understand that, yes.

And this just came out of nowhere. They did that just out of the blue. No? You had an idea that this might happen in the future.

Right. Well, I imagine so. You're so smart.

Too clever for your own good sometimes, honestly. But I digress. Carry on.

Oh, and did you want your drink with. .. Yes, I was just about to ask that.

What base would you want? Right, right. I should have known that.

Alright, go ahead. Mmm. I mean, they're absolutely stupid, my love.

They are nowhere near on your level, right? But they have to belittle themselves to their level and make. ..

It forces you to have to do the same, which I am glad that you didn't, but I can absolutely see how you would want to. And would you like this shaken or stirred, my love? That's my girl.

Alright. And here you are. Hopefully that helps out a little bit.

How is it? Is it good? Good.

Now you were saying that. .. Well, okay.

Alright. Let me mention something very quickly for you. I know that this was not the easiest day.

They were completely in the wrong, alright. They had no reason, no viable reason in order to do that or say that to you. They were completely wrong.

You did the right thing. I know that it was a hard day, but it was just one day. Alright? Have your drink.

Let's go to the couch. I want to give you a foot rub. And I just want you to not think about the day.

You've been struggling with it all day. Right now is your moment. They don't get to live in your head when you're home with me.

And while we are together, because it is our time. So I don't want you to be worrying about these things. Or having your mind be over there.

They get you there five days out of the week. But when you come home, you're mine and I'm yours. So let's just go.

And if you ever need me to freshen up that drink, you just give me a kiss. And I'll do it right away. Alright? Alright, come here.

I just realized I didn't even give you a kiss when you walked through the door. Absolutely unacceptable. Let's go.

Come on. Let's get over here.