Yeah, it is pretty crazy that I haven't met, uh, your brother and sister-in-law yet. Out of all your siblings, they live the closest, but the last ones that we're meeting, you're right, that is crazy. Why is that? Are they just not super social, or.
.. Oh, that's right, they're very religious. So, well, how does that influence, like, their.
.. Is it because they don't want to hang out with non-religious people, or are they just busy with church stuff, or some combination? Okay, I won't pry too much further.
I don't know, I just was curious, that's all. Yeah, good to frame that and remind me so I know not to, you know, talk about anything too debaucherous or licentious at lunch. Yeah, I mean, I'm good with meeting people's families.
I know how to read a room, they don't have to worry. No, I don't think I have ever seen a picture of your sister-in-law. I don't know, I mean, we're not, like, friends on social media or anything.
Maybe one or two around that you have in the house. Sure, I could pull her up, I could pull her up on my phone. Is it that you just want me to see you for some reason? I'm gonna meet her in, you know, a few minutes here when we arrive.
Okay, yeah, no, I don't know, I'll pull her up. Yep, she popped right up, I guess, because we've got mutual friends. Ooh, she's pretty.
Okay, okay, Kayla. Is that why you wanted me to see your photo before we arrived? Do you have a little affinity for Miss Kayla yourself, babe? Yeah, no, she is very, very hot.
So, okay, so now I'm curious. Their whole, like, religious practice and set of beliefs, they were like virgins when they got married and stuff, and planned to only ever sleep with each other? Is that a real thing that people still do? I'm 100% sincere in asking that.
I did not know that that was the thing that was still practiced. Okay, that's what they did, wow. Wow, wow, wow.
All right. Well, good for them, I mean, whatever makes them happy, right? I mean, do you think that they are good with it? I sense some reservation in there, agreement.
You think your brother is, but you're not sure about her. Okay, I see where this is going now. So you have a little bit of a soft spot for Miss Kayla, and sense some weakness in the resolve to remain on a righteous path, okay?
But would you feel okay? I mean, would you feel okay with that being that it's such a fundamentally important belief to your brother? Why am I even asking that? I know you say, I don't give a shit.
If she wants to, and I want to, then that's all. You're right, you're absolutely right. Cool.
Well, that's a hot picture. She really, she has a very, you know, she's got this, like, I don't know, wholesome, like, charm kind of going on, but then she also looks like an undercover freak for sure. You know, that's a very fuck-me-his-sultry smile going on there.
Yeah, she's from, okay, that makes sense, she's from the South. I was gonna say, she's got almost like a Southern belle, a low-key undercover freak vibe in her pictures. I like it.
Oh, you, you like the idea of me and her together. Oh, here I was thinking that the core of your expressing this was your own interest. But you, okay.
And what in particular do you find hot about that baby? Yeah, I know I hear you, sometimes it's hard to put into words. So you find it hot, the idea that she's only been with one man, and I could open her eyes to all that she has missed out on pretty profoundly, okay.
So you're saying that, you know, I would rock her world or something like that? Well, I mean, I'm flattered. I'm sure her and your brother have a fantastic sex life, but I don't want, there's no reason to think that I would come in and fundamentally, you know, serve as an upheaval to that.
Okay, well, I'll take your word for it. And you find that hot, huh? Yeah, I mean, I could see those looking at her picture here and hearing what you're saying.
I'm picturing her eyes like going wide with that recognition that she's been denying herself a whole world of possible exploration and pursuits and intensity. Yeah, that's like that person that we hooked up with said to me, I've been doing it wrong, do you remember that? That was one of the hottest things that anybody had ever said to me during sex.
So I catch your vibe, I get you. All right, well noted. I mean, wait, you're talking about today? Babe, I mean, I don't know, I know I have been known to be a smooth operator depending on context and luck, but it's just like a lunch get together with the four of us and their one year old baby.
How exactly are you imagining that I'm going to initiate some kind of sexual encounter with her in that scenario? Okay, I mean, I'll keep my eyes open for an in, but I don't know, that seems like a stretch. I think, you know, our best bet is to try to get her on her own and light her up, you know, because now that you've introduced this concept, I'm equally intrigued by the idea of the two of you together.
And you are into that, right? Yeah. Okay, awesome.
Oh, we're here, okay. Well shit, you know, since now I have a very demanding, low probability of success mission outlined by my baby in front of me, I better sit here and center myself a little bit so I'm putting out the right energy. I'll be in right behind you.
Well, you're welcome. Hey, nice to meet you. Yeah, I've heard a lot about you too, Kayla.
You've got a beautiful home here. Thank you so much for having us. Yeah, no, the ride over was smooth, uneventful, like you want a car ride to be.
Yeah, sure, you can take this coat, you know. Thank you so much. Yeah, no, I'm totally with you.
Ordering takeout makes a lot of sense when you have, well, you're busy with your regular responsibilities and you don't know a stranger's dietary preferences or what their palate is like, so that makes sense, that's probably what I would have done too. Who's going to go pick it up? Do you want me to go? Okay, Andy's going to go.
Yeah, no, actually, you know what, I just realized I have to make a quick call for a work, I know it's the weekend, but I scheduled this quick work call this afternoon for, I'm glad I remembered actually, I almost likely would have forgotten if not for this scenario coming up, but that's scheduled for like 10 minutes from now, so maybe I better stay so that I can take care of that. Andrew, why don't you go with your brother? That's how I mean, oh, I'll do whatever, you know, I don't want to, I'll step back, I don't want to impose on your dynamic and I feel, you know, we'll have some sibling rivalry rear its head or, you know, whether you get along on that level, so.
Oh, cool, okay, I'm just being awkward and venting my mild inner social anxiety out in the form of random commentary, so don't mind me, it's a frequent habit. All right, see y'all when you get back. So how long have you lived at this house, Kayla? Wow, it seems like it would have been longer than that with how thorough and sort of, you know, incorporated your aesthetic is, you know, like even the way you dress like matches your home decor, like that's usually something that takes more than a year to achieve, so bravo, you know, for, you know, you've done a great job.
Your design efforts or whoever you paid to do it or whatever, yeah, you're very, you clearly have an eye for decorating and style and stuff. This might sound like this is like a perhaps a too intimate of a compliment, but you, you smell very nice and I noticed your, yeah, you're just, your makeup's very well done. And your perfume, it's been driving me crazy because I actually used to work, I worked in, you know, a few different places in the fragrance department and was considering going to school to be a perfumer, but I can't place what it is you're wearing, but it smells so good.
That, okay, yep, that's it, well, yeah, no, it has pretty good projection, but I do smell it better up close here for sure. Oh, yeah, yeah, no, I do have that work call, I mean, that's fine, I can take it down here, that's fine, or, or if you want me to go upstairs, but you, you lead the way, I don't, yeah, I don't want to disturb the baby or wherever you think is best. Oh, wow.
Well, this is your bedroom, right? Yeah, okay, well, that's as good as place, as good of a place as any to do a work call, I suppose. And given that you just led me to your bedroom under, I love it, so don't take this the wrong way, but under a pretty flimsy pretense, I'm going to go ahead and reveal that I do have, you know, something I could check in with a colleague about, but it was far from the absolutely necessary.
A scheduled meeting, I made it out to be. Are we playing the same game, Kayla? Kayla.
So, I hear that you and Andy are very involved in your church, is that true? Yeah, that's awesome, I'm sure you get a lot of fulfillment and community out of that stuff. The part that has me a little perplexed, though, is, so let me just clarify first, you belong to a church or believe that you should only have sex with one partner for your whole life, is that true?
So how, Miss Kayla, does that rectify with the fact that you just led me up here to your bedroom after orchestrating a situation where it would be just the two of us alone together? Because I'd be willing to bet that you and my baby were in cahoots, so to speak, on this one. And she sort of primed me on the way over, and I very much think she herself is interested in standing a little bit closer to you to smell your perfume, if you will.
But, given the way she presented it, and then how sort of assertive you were, I find it difficult to believe that you very rigidly adhere to those beliefs. It seems like perhaps you are wanting to broaden your horizons, is that right? Yeah, I've always been an advocate of broad horizons.
You are fucking gorgeous. But your husband, he is dedicated to that. He would be angry about this, is that right? Okay, yeah.
Well, how much time do we have, Miss Kayla, before they return? I'm just not sure where the restaurant they went to pick up from is relative to your home. Fifteen minutes each way.
Well, it sounds like we have about fifteen minutes more. Is there anything else that you could call and ask them to do while they were out to extend our time by just a little bit longer? You give me the time parameters, and I will broaden your horizons to the best of my ability within that window.
Yeah, that's a good idea. Call and ask them to stop and get a bottle of wine, too. Yeah, you go ahead and make that call.
I'm going to get down on my knees and clutch your big booty in my hands and nuzzle my face into your crotch. See if I can't get a barely-suppressed squeak out of you while you're on the phone. Yeah, I figured you were calling my baby at night, your husband.
I should have told you to call your husband. Put her on speakerphone. Tell her to put her on speakerphone.
I want to hear him say hello. I want her to know that he can hear you. Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Good. Yeah, you did good. I think, if anything, probably the shittiest thing was getting your pants down around your fucking booty.
The most audible element. Damn, you were stuffed in there, weren't you? Holy shit.
I mean, your ass looked good in those jeans, but it looks fucking rockin' out of them. Where was I? Oh, how much time do you think we bought ourselves there? An extra fifteen? You are a good girl.
That was very good. So, let me introduce you to the world of debaucherous, sinful, extramarital sex. Where was I? Relax.
Spread your legs a little wider so I can get all the way up in there. You have a very, very, very, very pretty pussy, Kayla. I can see already that you're getting very wet.
Do you cum easily? Do you know what type of stimulation works best for you? Do you cum from penetration? Do you need clit stimulation, too? You're not sure? I very often just come out and ask directly, you know, because, well, sometimes the process of exploration is fun, so I shouldn't say I always do by any means, but we are in a bit of a time constraint here, so I figured being furnished with that information would help me make you cum the most in the least amount of time.
You're not sure? Do you use toys ever? Never have? Oh my gosh.
Well, this will reveal to you a little bit about what an irredeemable slut I am, but I happen to have a vibrator in my bag over there, so I'm going to go get it, and I'm going to continue to go down on you, standing in the middle of the floor. Me down on my knees. Then I'm going to scoop you up.