Bringing the Bard To Bed

Transcript

Oi, Tobias! I'm going upstairs to bed. Don't let this party get too out of hand, we've got to present ourselves before the Duke in the morning.

I am not a fun vampire. Maybe you recall that today we fought two ogres and a horde of gnolls. You know, little fire missiles, barely singed anyone.

And you spent most of both of those fights trying not to drop your spellbook, while the bard and I did all the actual fighting. So forgive me if I'm tired and sore, you ass. Good night.

Gods, what a day. I don't think I even have the energy for a bath, though. I'm sure there's gnoll blood in my hair.

Oh, hi. I didn't realize you'd followed me. You didn't need to.

I know you like those little parties. Oh, it's nothing, no, I'm just a little stiff. No real wounds.

Trust me, I'd tell you. Remember that knock to the head I took in the ice castle siege last fall? I learned my lesson after that.

Aw, you're really sweet for caring so much. Sorry there's only two rooms, by the way. Innkeeper said that was all that was left.

At least we're bunking together and away from Tobias, right? The floor? No, no, no, please, I'll take the floor.

You can have the bed. I insist. No, I said I'm just a little sore and you were in that fight too.

You must be aching just the same as me. Well, yes, I took more hits. That's because I meant to.

I have the armor for it. I have the training. My job is to protect you.

And yes, our pal Toby. You're a bard, darling. If someone hits you, I'm not doing my job right.

You're sweet to be so concerned. Sorry if that's uncomfortable for me to say. I've just always admired your kindness.

And your music too. So please, take the bed. For me? Oh, you really think it's wide enough to share? I have cold feet, you know.

You might not want to share. Oh, not that I'd try to touch you with them. You what? Oh, I knew it.

I knew my crush was too obvious. I've had eyes for you since that debacle in Rivermar. Remember, you played that song so pretty, The Dragon Let Us Go? I think I fell in love that day.

By the gods, I'm sorry. It's. ..

I'll go bunk with Tobias. You're not saying the same. You don't really mean that.

No, don't pull my leg. It's unfair. Especially after the long day we had.

It's just a crush. It'll fade. I won't bother you about it again.

You're not serious. You want me to stay? I don't really know what to say.

Oh! Honestly, you don't need to humor me. I.

.. Oh. Oh, I.

.. Okay. I understand.

I won't dismiss you again. I only. ..

I only. .. Darling, I can't tell you what this means.

Bed? You're right, it's late. We're up early to meet the Duke and not to sleep.

Oh, darling! You mean. ..

Yes. I'm glad I took my armor off earlier, but the ties on these pants are so fiddly and I. ..

Oops. I ripped them. Oh well, I have others.

Hmm. Oh, this bed is far softer than I thought it would be. Between you and this mattress, maybe I won't be up so early.

Now here, let me at you. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Oh.

God's alive. Your breasts. They're divine.

Sensitive too, hmm? Don't fuss, I'll be gentle. Just let me worship you properly.

Oh. Oh. Mm.

And now the other. You're so eager to touch me. I love it, I do.

But tonight, no. Tonight I'm touching you. May I take off your trousers? I'm not trying to give you another out.

I just want to make sure you're ready for me to eat your pussy until you really sing for me, Bard. Good girl. Mm.

Mm. You're so wet. Is all this for me? Mm.

Mm. Mm. So good.

Oh, you make such pretty sounds. Louder. Mm.

Oh, by the mighty gods. Mm. Mm.

Mm-hmm. Yes, grab my hair. Like that.

Good girl. Are you close? Come on my tongue, darling.

I'm ready. Oh, yes. Oh.

God, yes. Squirt for me. All over my face.

Oh. Oh, you're so lovely. Why are you hiding your face? That.

The wetness? Darling, I loved it. That's better than a round of applause.

I promise. I'd tell you I want to make you squirt about ten more times tonight, but we should rest. I don't want to have to tell the Duke why I'm so sleep-deprived.

Tobias will probably embarrass us enough. Mm. Or maybe I could kiss you all night and just screw the Duke.

You like the taste of yourself on my lips, don't you? So do I. Lie with me, darling.

Here, right in my arms. I've thought about this. Curling up and having you in my arms.

I've thought about it a lot. Hm? No, not even close.

Nothing compares to the real thing. You're so lovely. Sleep, my darling.

I'll be here in the morning.