Bringing our sister in law down the path of sin she craves

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I'm glad I'm finally going to meet your brother. It feels overdue that I've met all of your siblings. Well, yeah, I mean, I'm the last of your brothers that I have to meet.

I know, and you always got to get the corrections with me, don't you, baby? I love it. You're right.

You're very right. It's just your brother, Andrew, that I haven't met so far, and his wife. Don't say it.

Hold on. Yeah, don't say it. It'll come to me.

Kayla. Yeah, I know. I remember.

I remember all their names at this point. Your kids, I'm not so certain of. No, I don't think I have ever seen a picture of Kayla.

How long have they been together? Two years. That's cool.

And they have one daughter, right? Cool. No, I don't know.

I don't think I have seen a picture. We're not friends on social media or anything. Yeah, sure, I could pull her page up.

Why, is there something you want me to know? Oh, yeah, here she is. We've got mutual friends.

Yeah, she'll pop right up. Oh, she's pretty. Very attractive, for sure.

Damn, she's with your brother? She must be taller than him, huh? Like, significantly so.

She's really hot. Wow. So, that's why you wanted me to pull her profile up.

It's easier to do it too, huh? Aren't they, like, very evangelical? I don't know the words for it.

I didn't grow up in the church. But they don't believe in sex before marriage, right? Wow.

See, you. .. Do you actually believe that they abided by that? Really? So, you're saying that, Kayla here, you sincerely believe she's only ever had sex with your brother and will not ever sleep with anybody else, and same for him?

Yeah, I mean, if that makes him happy, that's great. It's just such a foreign concept to me. Gosh, I mean.

.. Yeah, I know you feel them too. So, I'll just go ahead and say she feels like a bit of a waste in some ways.

She's not only just gorgeous, but she's got a very fuck-me smile, don't you think? Like, she looks like the quintessential, like. ..

I don't know. I'm going, my mind's running wild with memes. She's, like, stepped out of the pages of a Pottery Barn catalog, you know, to go grab a pumpkin spice latte and then gets home and slides across the bookcase and there's a secret dungeon room and she's got whips and chains and, you know?

Like, she just has that vibe to me. She's got a very fuck-me smile, but she's super pretty. So, what's your angle in bringing it up in this way? Because I was ready for just a quaint and polite visit on my best behavior, but I'm sensing that you have something else in mind.

Yeah, no, that was kind of my impression, that your brother would ever go for the notion of anything but complete monogamy from his wife, so of course I'm not gonna go stirring that pot. Yeah, you want me to stir that pot, huh? Okay, so.

.. Okay. It's okay if I hit on her and try to see if she might want to hook up with us down the road? You want me to try and hook up with her and tell you about it? Like, today? But it's just gonna be, like, the four of us and their, like, less than one-year-old baby, isn't it? How exactly would you.

.. I mean, I know I can be smooth at times, but goddamn baby, how exactly would you expect me to initiate having sex with her while they're hosting us in such a small group in front of her husband? Okay, well, I'll just keep my eyes and ears open, but don't.

.. I'm telling you right now, don't put too much pressure around this one. That is a tall order.

So is this a fantasy that you have held for a long time, or is it something that's just spontaneously coming out now, or. .. I like it.

So, okay, you think that she feels restricted and repressed by the whole church, um, you know, yeah, the beliefs about sex, and so do you sincerely believe that both of them have only been with each other? Like they were versions when they got married? Really? Okay.

So you think that that was important to your brother, and maybe her family had instilled that too, but she, uh, inside just wants to let that inner freak shine. Okay? Yeah, I see.

Well, I haven't met her yet, but I'm liking that description in light of what you're telling me and the encouragement you're giving and the picture I'm looking at. It's helpful information to tailor my shot to try and line up my shot. Yeah, she is so hot, isn't she? In that exact way we're talking about.

You know, God, he's gonna use like a stupid old man you know, platitude about different departments and propriety and sexual abandon juxtaposed. But then I was like, oh, that's an express ticket to being a weird, creepy old man using like idioms about yeah, fuck that, but anyway. Oh gosh, yeah, you're right.

She's got that Southern Belle charm or whatever because they went to school in Alabama, right? And is she from down there? She's from Georgia.

Okay, yeah, I see that. Alright, well, never a normal or never a vanilla, you know, event or undertaking with the two of us eh, my sweet baby angel? Yeah, oh, we're here already.

Okay, let me compose myself and get myself centered so I'm putting out the right energy. If all goes according to your twisted, raunchy mind's ideal, then Kayla and I will be banging it out in the bathroom in about 45 minutes from now and then next weekend she'll be fabricating some work trip to come up and stay with us for the weekend. Does that sound about right? Yeah, oh, you are right, there would have to be two weekends for now.

Well, I would consider canceling your plans next weekend if it goes that smoothly. Just kidding. Well, let's see.

Alright. Hey, nice to meet you. Yeah, I've heard a lot about you too.

Yeah, sure, you can take my coat. Yeah, it was a smooth trip over here and totally uneventful like you would want a car ride to be. You've got a beautiful home and thank you so much for having us.

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.. Yeah, no, I'm with you. Sometimes cooking for strangers is a big undertaking so ordering now is the way to go, totally.

I would love to go for the ride with Andy to go pick up the food but I actually have to make a quick work call unfortunately and it's scheduled for right now so I would just be talking on the phone the whole time and not really able to. .. ..

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