Bringing Me Around To Your Way of Thinking

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Uh, well, that was interesting. You alright? Yep, I'm good.

Um, that was not what I expected when we told Netflix to just play something. But it was kind of like a car wreck. I couldn't look away.

Yeah, yeah. Uh, let's just talk about the elephant in the room. There was a lot of sex in that movie.

Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah, I know.

The woman is always having, like, massive orgasms immediately. And the guy's, you know, thrusting away like a virgin in his first time and has no idea what he's doing. It's awesome.

But, you know, that's the way this shit goes. Well, yeah, I mean, she was using toys a good chunk of the time, so of course she was enjoying herself. Mm-hmm.

Ugh, are we going to have this conversation again? We never actually agree on anything or settle anything, so do we want to go there? All right, all right.

All I'm saying is I have that exact vibrator that she was using, and I will tell you that the reaction she was having from that probably not exaggerated all that much. No. No.

Well, of course she's going to look like she's having a better time with him. That's how it's scripted. No.

A partner cannot make you come the way a vibrator can, at least for a woman. No, that's not a thing. That's not a thing.

Toys do a much better job, and that movie was bullshit. I mean, the whole movie was bullshit, but that in particular was bullshit. Yeah.

I have never had a partner get me over the finish line the way certain toys have. No, it's just not possible. The toys are designed to work exactly with our bodies, and we have full control of them.

Partners are just different. See, this is why we can't have this conversation, because I'm never going to agree with you, and you're never going to agree with me, and we're just going to get frustrated. So let's just find something that doesn't suck and watch that instead.

Yeah, something we don't have to mute partway through because it's that bad. Mm-hmm. Okay.

No! You did not just say that. Did you basically just tell me that everybody I've ever had sex with has been bad at it? I'm sure they'd appreciate that.

Yeah. Thanks. I have had orgasms with partners.

Why are we still talking about this? They just haven't been as good. Ugh.

Typical fucking response. You just haven't found the right partner yet. Yeah, right.

Mm-hmm. What are you telling me? I should be fucking you? Well, that's what it sounds like.

Yeah, that's the no-fly zone here, right? We don't go there. What? Uh, excuse you? Did you just make that suggestion? How hard up are you? Fuck, how hard up am I that I'm even considering that? We don't do that.

Mm-mm. Nope. Nope.

We hang out. We make fun of each other. We watch bad movies, apparently, with vibrators in them, but we don't do that.

Mm-mm. Maybe we should. Okay.

I don't know how I feel about that. Are you particularly jacked up because of that movie? Okay, fair.

Me too. You look very sure of yourself. I almost want to say yes just to shut you up.

Was that a challenge? You think that works? You think that shit's gonna fly? I don't think so.

If I say yes, it's because I'm fucking horny. There's no response to your weird-ass challenge here. All right.

You know what? I will probably regret this later, but. ..

Sure. Let's see what you got. But how are we gonna determine what's better? The toys or you? I mean, there's not exactly a way to control that.

Oh, you've been thinking about this. Okay. That was really quick.

You've been thinking about this. I hear it. Why does this sound like an excuse to watch me masturbate with my toys? Why is that what this is feeling like? All right.

Yeah, I'm listening. Okay. So let me get this straight.

Let's just make sure I understand. You want me to get out my favorite toys and get myself off. Just go to it, get her done.

That's so romantic, by the way. Thanks. And then, after a very brief recovery period, you want me to play with you instead and let you get me off and then determine which is better?

Doesn't going second give you an advantage, though, because I'm already, like, partway there from the toys? Okay, fair if you think that this will work. I'm just horny enough to try it.

Yeah, all right. Okay, I just have to get my toys. What do I want to use? Yeah, the vibrator from the movie is good.

It's probably the one I'll go with. It's usually the one I use the most. And maybe a dildo? Yes, two.

There's a lot going on down there. Don't look at me like that. Hmm.

Hold on, I need to go over here. Okay, so. ..

Ah, there we go. That'll work. Okay.

Okay, I'm good. So I've got vibrator. See? Vibrator.

And my favorite dildo. Yep, it doesn't do anything. It just goes in and, you know.

.. Anyway, I'm not going to explain this to you. So, do we just go for it? All right, let's get naked.

Well, I'm just not going to get naked in front of you. You have to be naked too, even when I'm using the toys, because. ..

Well, it's kind of hot, but you're going to watch, but. .. Anyway, take off your clothes.

Okay. I'll get comfortable here on the pillows. Toss me that bottle there on the nightstand.

Oh! Thanks, lube. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. You didn't know what that was, did you? You thought it was hand lotion.

Uh-huh. No, it's lube. Full-on lube.

Who comes in here? It's my room. Yeah, it's fine.

Anyway, okay. So, just shh for a minute while I get out of friend headspace and into sexy headspace. That's a lovely cock you have, by the way.

Mm-hmm. If you want to touch yourself while I do this, I won't be mad. Okay.

I'll leave that up to you. I think I'm going to invest in some nipple suckers. That's one thing I don't have.

I love having my nipples played with. But I do a pretty good job of that myself, so. Mm-hmm.

Mm. Ah. Okay.

Ah. Mm. Mm.

Mm. You like the way I'm pinching them? Rolling them between my fingers.

If I hit the perfect spot on the very tip, I can feel it all the way down to my pussy. Mm. Ah, right there.

Ah. Mm. Ah.

Ah. Mm. Ah.

No, it's not weird. It's fucking hot. Mm.

Mm. Ah. Okay.

Time for this guy. We don't need him on high. There we go.

Ah. Mm. Mm.

Ah, see how I just run that over my pussy? Ah, just right over my clit. God, it makes my legs shake right away.

Ah. Mm. Mm.

Fuck. Oh, I told you this was a good one. It's kind of rumbly, so it's not as hyper as some, and it makes the whole area go.

Ah, fuck. Ah. Ah.

Mm. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

If I pinch my nipple while I do this. Ah. Ahahaha.

Are you watching? Yeah? Can't take your eyes off my pussy, can you? No? See? The toy just does it.

Ah, fuck. Wait till you see this cock protruding from me. I don't even need to thrust.

I just need to put it in. Here, let's get some of this. Ah, there we go.

And then we rub it on. Oh, fuck. There we go.

All over it. Although I'm so fucking wet, it's not necessary right now. And.

.. Ah! Ah! It's not even a big one, but it's just perfect.

Ah, fuck. If I angle it. And close my legs just a little bit.

It hits the right spot. And I can feel the vibration everywhere. And oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

I'm gonna cum. Already. Oh, fuck.

Watch me watch my pussy cum, yes. You're not touching yourself, I'll cum. Oh, you wanna save it? Really? Just fucking do it, who cares.

Oh god, oh god, I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum. I told you it doesn't take anything with this. Oh god, I'm cumming.

Make it stop, make it stop, make it stop. Ah! Let's pull this out.

Ah, there. I have to be careful because if I leave that on too much through the orgasm, it'll, like, hurt. That's how extreme that toy is.

There. That's the toy part of the experiment. I need a minute.

Still wanna do this? You think you can compete with that? That was literally, like, two minutes and I came.

Mhm. How's my pussy? Um, kind of sensitive.

But it's okay. It only takes a few minutes to be okay again. Yeah.

Yeah, it's your turn. You wanna fuck me? You wanna make me cum? Yeah, you wanna see if you can do it as well as the toy did? Alright, get over here.

Oh, okay. Uh, what do you mean, what am I doing? Your cock is a big part of this, so I was gonna touch that.

That? Why? Okay.

Alright, alright. Sex with a partner, you don't just go for the goods. Fair? Fair.

Oh, what are you doing? Mm. Well, that was a good start.

Yep, I'm laying on the bed. Do whatever you want. Oh, my nipples.

Mm. It's always a little different when it's somebody else's hands. Yeah.

And you paid attention to how to pinch them. Oh, yes, you're rolling them just right. Oh, yes.

Yes, that's good. It's nice. Oh! That's your mouth.

Yes, suck one. Yes. Oh, that's definitely something the toy doesn't do.

Suck it. Oh, fuck. That's going right to my pussy.

Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck, suck my nipple.

Yes. Mm-hmm. I think you did have an advantage.

You got to plan this out while you watched me with the toy. Yeah. Oh, fuck.

So good. Yes, yes, suck. Oh, I love having my nipples sucked.

Oh, I could do that all day. It just makes my pussy buzz nicely. It's not cumming, it's just.

.. Oh, tingly. Oh, fuck, yes.

Your hand moving down my stomach. Oh, that's still a little sensitive yet. Uh.

.. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Maybe a few more minutes. There is something that I can't always do with the toy that I'd like to do. Yeah, here.

Give me your cock. I mean, I can suck on the dildo, but it doesn't respond. Mm.

Mm. And sucking cock is a unique pleasure that I can only get with a partner. So while we wait for my pussy to recover.

.. Is it okay if I do this? Yeah? Good.

Mm. Mm. Definitely one in the person column.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Real cocks are all warm and kind of squishy, and they're attached to people who twitch.

Mm. Mm-hmm. And moan.

And get excited. Um. ..

Mm. And they leak pretty come. Mm.

Ugh. So, yes, this is definitely better. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Did you hear that moan that just came from you? All right, my pussy.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Oh. Mm. Uh-huh.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm-hmm. I'm getting there. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

The way you're twitching on my tongue. Oh, it's heavenly. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Oh. Mm. Mm.

You ready? I think I'm ready for you now. Where do you want me? On my knees.

Okay. Interesting. Okay.

Oh. Such a gentleman putting a pillow underneath me. Oh.

Oh. Okay. For me to lay on while you put my ass in the air.

This is different. Mm. Oh.

Uh-huh. That's your tongue. In my pussy.

From behind. Oh, my God. You got me spread.

Oh, fuck. Yeah, the toy definitely can't do that. Wow.

Oh, my God. Uh. Oh.

Uh. Uh. Uh.

Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, work that tongue over my clit.

Fuck, I've never had anything like that before. Uh. Yeah, I've been eaten out before, but not like this.

Fuck. Uh. Uh.

Oh, yes, lap at my clit. Uh. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Oh, fuck sakes, that's good.

Uh. It's really sensitive, but not too sensitive, you know? And fuck, it feels good.

Your tongue right on the tip of it. Uh. So warm.

So wet. Moving back and forth over me. Uh.

I've got my legs spread wide so you can get at me. Oh, fuck. Uh, yes.

Oh, yes, lick my pussy. Uh. Uh.

It's even better, because I can't see what you're doing. I can only feel it. Fuck.

I feel so exposed right now. My tongue is in the air. Ah, your mouth on my pussy.

Yes, keep going, keep going. Oh, fuck. The build is definitely better with a person than with the toys.

Uh. Uh. Uh.

It's slower and more gradual, but it feels so much better. Oh. Oh, fuck, yes, push your tongue into me.

Oh, yes. Uh. Yes, flavored lube.

Yes. Uh. I hope you like strawberries.

Uh. Uh. Oh, yes, fuck me with your tongue.

Yes. Oh, God. Uh.

Oh, back on the clit. Yes. Oh, fuck.

Oh, God, I'm gonna cum. Uh. What do you mean you're not done yet? You almost won.

If you had kept going, you would have fucking won. Get your mouth back on there. What are you doing? Uh-huh, really? Okay.

Oh. Okay, you're sitting. What? Uh-huh.

Yeah? Mm-hmm. I feel your hands around my waist.

What are you gonna do with me? Yeah, you're sitting on the edge of the bed, and now I kind of am, too. What are you gonna do? Oh! Okay, feet on the floor.

Oh, I feel you. Uh. Uh.

Uh. Mm. Mm.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I grabbed something else. Yeah? Yeah.

Uh, no, we're not doing this without one of these. Nice try, though. Here.

I know, I know, you just forgot. Here, put this on. Mm-hmm.

There. Are you good? Okay.

All right. Uh. Mm.

Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, my pussy is nice and wet. You're holding my legs together between yours, and our feet are flat on the floor, and you're pushing into me.

Oh, my God. Oh, that's so fucking tight. Fuck.

Fuck. Oh. Oh.

Uh. Uh. Yes, I can take it.

Oh, God, just give me a sec. Uh. Uh.

Uh. Oh. Okay, I'm sitting all the way down on you.

Uh. Oh, God. With you holding my legs together, it's so.

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