You return to the braindance parlour, you know, the one with the cute girl. You don't want to try your luck with romance again, because that was, well, just too much. This time we're watching some true crime. Something she really seems to be into. All music and SFX by me.
Dei dei dei ei ei ei ei ei hey you're back nice to see you again are you feeling better? good so what would you like? try something different not in the mood for romance today I know, must have been pretty intense, I mean, most people do like it, it's like watching a romantic movie but because nowadays there's little to no personal interaction between people it can be a little bit overwhelming, you know, because it's almost like you can feel human touch and if it's been so long then.
.. I'm sorry, I'm trading off so what are you in the mood for? crime? ok I've got a good one don't tell anyone but I got this from the black market no, no, it's not bad, I just think it's very interesting I mean, I know I told you that we're all like clean and everything but hey it's almost like watching a naughty movie, right?
it's not naughty though, it's. .. anyway, I should stop rambling, let me hook you up come sit down you smell nice today I'm sorry, that was out of line, I.
.. alright, let's go well, well, well, subject 974 seems like we've got quite the situation here, don't we? called the sarcasm we both knew why you're here we both knew why you're here body found in an alley last night and you happened to be nearby shut up, croon boy we both knew the score fresh corpse found in a back alley grid and you just happened to be in the vicinity you're knee-deep in glitchy coincidences, pal new alibi in sight oh, and the victim he was your corporate adversary this isn't my first review I see the manipulation lines running through you your facade won't save you you'll think you're running a flawless operation, huh?
I know you're knee-deep in black market deals this might be your version of a hostile takeover I've seen more data spills than you've seen sunrises this city locks memories and so do I your data trail is burned into my retina data does not lie legal transfers in and out of your account link to the victim you underestimate me I've seen rougae eyes fall when the algorithm tightens your confidence won't save you underneath all that, croon you're still human time will unravel your exploits connections shield you now, but your coot can crumble under pressure very fast hmm an alibi, you say? huh I'm listening huh anonymity, that- that doesn't help me you expect me to believe this? no I don't, I'm sorry listen I will go as far as I need to go I won't let you slip through my fingers again this is not over I will find the evidence and you won't be smirking then what is happening?
shit stay there do not move stop listen, you gotta pull me out of here, he's going cyberpsycho right now stay there those fucking hung-ups are not doing their job don't move, don't stay the fuck there where the fuck is everyone, pull me out of here hey you've gotten pretty upset again? well, not upset, um I don't know you seem a little bit tense, are you okay? ah, you must have reached the cyberpsycho part yeah, I've seen this oh, by the way, I got booboo delivery, do you want one?
there you go that's my addiction I'm gonna shut the three doors down and um they give me a discount, cause I order so much anyway, how did you like it? do you think he did it? oh no, yes, you know, I'm okay, so, I did tell you, like, we're not supposed to we're not supposed to source anything illegal, but I'm really, really into true crime well, at least that's what they used to call it back in the 2000s the early 2000s um, people were listening to podcasts, just people talking about crimes I mean, I suppose that's a lost art at this point, but um it's the closest I can get it just really interests me, the motivation behind these people and then their victims, and you know I'm not actually sure if he did it like, I know this is not a film, but I kinda feel like he's acting all smug and ridiculous because he didn't do it but he's covering for someone like, there is a bigger picture here and I wanna know what happens I really, really wanna know what happens I almost went as far as went to the alleyway where the the victim was murdered, but to be honest, it's kind of a dangerous area and I my crew is not up to a fight hmm I'm sorry, I got all excited so, what did you think?
yeah, the end is a little bit scary I've never seen a real life cyberpsycho I don't really want to, cause you know, I'm not sure if I'd come out of there alive, but it's pretty interesting to experience it in a braindance that's why I have such minimal amount of crew, because I don't want to end up like that it's scary I see you don't have much either it's cool it's just, you know, be human I will start being human just like podcasts hmm yeah, they say don't get high on your own supply, but let's face it who doesn't do this? I just think it's really exciting that we can experience things that we wouldn't in real life that's why I work here cause I learn the quiet hours by now and even though I'm not supposed to do this unsupervised I still do it sometimes but I do it in a very safe manner I hope I won't get in trouble well, thank you so, what do you think? will you come back for more? you owe me a drink oh no, don't be silly I mean I won't say no, but you don't have to get me a drink it's on the house no, no, I mean the drink is, but you do have to pay for the brain dance this time thank you let's just charge these credits okay I suppose see you next time bye.