Boyfriend - Impromptu

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Why would you do that? Why no because I literally told you I specifically told you not to do it by yourself Now we got this fucking jackass here tied up and we got to kill him. I got a fucking kill him Yes, I do.

We can't let him go He already saw your face. He saw my face Now he knows that we kill people You don't understand well, at least now he knows fuck you weren't supposed to hear that look the point is you weren't supposed to do it by yourself Why Because you don't know how to do these things yet. Okay.

I trusted you. I told you Yeah, sometimes I kill people but that doesn't give you the fucking right to just go do it on behalf of my name or some shit Because you don't know how to do it yet Look, look at all the things you did wrong. First of all, they can't see you coming.

All right, they can't see your face That way you always have Deniability. All right, they don't know that it's you Doesn't that seem like common sense to you? Hello If you're gonna kill someone it's better that they don't know who it is Apart from that you also moved him.

Okay, you brought him to the house. You never commit a fucking murder in your own house No Look look, let me explain to you. Okay, everything in movies is bullshit.

Basically everything in movies is bullshit There are some movies that are pretty goddamn good which I've learned from but also Experiences everything it is much riskier to move a body when you move a body you get stopped by a cop and the cop Says hey, this seems weird just because they got a kick out of it that day and they say open up your trunk And that is when you get caught Okay, so Did you even use gloves wear your gloves? Of course, you didn't fucking use any gloves. You always use gloves like that's like 101 You don't need your DNA on everything.

All right, and also you don't even have your hair in a bun God, damn it. Fuck No, because I'm irate right now I'm fucking irate I think I have the right to be insanely mad at you, okay Yes, I have every fucking right to be mad at you You kidnap somebody to murder them And you did it very very badly. I told you that whenever you were right, I would help you.

Okay? But that was not gonna be for a while Who is this dumbass anyways Who is this dumbass anyways You're kidding me, please tell me that is not the reason why you tied him up to kill him Please I'm fucking begging you right now. Please tell me that's not the reason Let me get this right so now you're gonna fucking Grab any fucker who cuts in line in front of you at Starbucks and you're gonna kill him every single one.

Oh Really, okay. Yeah, I don't like Well, it's not right either way I hate when they treat service workers that way yeah, of course I get that okay and From his suit his haircut and his shoes I can fucking tell What are you a goddamn lawyer? No Well, let's just say you make a lot of money.

Don't you? prick Look sweetheart. The point is you can't do this.

Okay? I'm gonna help you now. We're gonna get through this but you can never do this again.

No without talking to me first and Especially not if we're gonna do this together We have to be on the same page This ain't some like fucking commitment thing of like, oh You got to tell me when you're gonna fucking buy something That's like $100 sweetheart so I can tell you if you can use the credit card not this ain't that shit This is murder. All right, we're doing real shit Way outside the lines of any normal relationship So call me crazy, but you need to be on the same page with me. All right Yeah fuck I Was really looking forward to just watching a movie tonight God I Bought a new fucking wine.

I really wanted to try. Yeah, though. Yeah, I found it The Whole Foods up on 87th.

Yeah, they had it Well, I had to call one Whole Foods and then they didn't have it after I looked and they were like Oh, they these people say they have one left. So I went over to the one on 17th went there. They were like Oh, you just missed it.

Someone came in and bought it Like I just had the one on 87 like I just had the other one call you guys to hold the fucking bottle Like no, we can't do that because against the policies of the store like fuck you like, you know, I'm coming over here You're gonna make the sale no matter what Point is after that when they called another store and I finally found it. It's upstairs in the chiller Just really wanted it tonight God damn it. All right.

Well look Pay attention, okay Whenever you're gonna take someone like this fucking prick, right? Where'd you take him? By the way in the alley? Well, you just hit him with something like Okay Look look You never want to draw any blood.

You never want to leave any piece of clothing or items you understand The best way to do is to drug okay, you just want to drug people that sounds really wrong You want to drug the people you want to kill? Okay If you're not gonna drug them then you got to choke him out. You cannot spill blood Right blood is insanely, you know messy and it gets on everything.

It's like difficult to get out So it's a lot smarter to just you know drug them Or do a choke hold on them until they pass out and then you can move on If that's you know, if you're not gonna kill them in the place where you're deciding to take them from but Yeah, that was really sloppy Yeah, I can see He's bleeding all over the place. And now you see this trail of blood Literally leads to us. We don't want that.

Okay Yeah, I think about everything this isn't just Let's kill that guy and then just do it. You have to control your impulses It's very very important And whatever All right, look there's a will do Let me think for a minute And There's the other thing the most important thing When someone is disappearing, which is basically what this guy's doing you got to cover your tracks, you know Because we don't know if he lives with a girlfriend Alright, and right now we're on a timetable Right now she's probably worried about him because it's already evening. It's probably supposed to be getting home soon You gotta worry about that then The wife but whatever the daughter whatever it is Calls it a missing persons And then you're fucked because then everybody's looking for him Does he have his phone on him Good good.

I Can just send a text You can always see who's texting plus if she's worried she'll text soon so then I can just text back That'll give us a bit of time Look Let's put the phone over here let it ring make sure that if someone answers we answer right back No feed some bullshit about I don't know. Oh Wait a second. I Know what to do.

I know what to do. You're skipping town, but guess what? You're taking a long holiday Yes, you are Yeah, I'll just send a message skipping town Tell everybody not to look for him take a lot of money out You look like a gambler used to gamble sometimes, huh?

All right fine Now listen, I'm gonna talk to you while we're doing this I want you to fucking listen and you're gonna listen to everything I say and you're gonna learn Okay, there's gonna be a huge learning experience Because now that I think about it this is gonna have to happen at any point so Might as well teach you what I can Let's get to it I want to be done by 3 in the morning. It's gonna take a long time Yeah, go upstairs Put on I don't know Just put something on this loud any TV show that's loud and raise the volume Exceedingly so Yeah, I'll be waiting down here and hurry up we do not have all night Fuck.