Hey, what are you doing? I sent you into that shower to unwind, why are you on your laptop? You confounding so-and-so, close it.
Because work time is finished and this is our time. I understand that I very much do, but what you need to understand is, close your laptop. Thank you.
Now come with me. Because I say so and you trust me. And also because I have devilish delights waiting for you in the bedroom.
I am going to give you a massage. No I don't have to, I want to, lay down. You are a contrary so-and-so, aren't you? Lay down.
Because on top of being a rigid so-and-so, you are also a stressed so-and-so, ergo, I'm going to unstress you. Lay down. Oh no, call me crazy, I like my men stress-free.
I'm just kinky like that. Everything off please. Well unless you like oil-soaked clothes.
Would this be more incentive? You don't think you're the only one who deserves to relax, do you? Well, you're a fan of massages, you're a fan of oil, and you're also a fan of me.
So, crazy me thought, why not have the holy trinity? And now I will be sitting on you, thank you. Your shoulders are hiked up to your ears.
Poor rigid baby. I'm not mocking you, I'm just really so determined to do more work. No, and I appreciate that, and I understand that you like to work, but there is such a thing as balance.
Or at least there needs to be. No, you don't need to massage me. At least not yet.
It could mean a variety of things, but for right now it means lay down and shush. Hmm. Let me do your arms.
It's because you've been typing, typing, and then also going to the gym. Which I understand, but you have been going more than is necessary. It's not lazy to look after yourself, you know.
Hmm. Yes, I am looking after you right now. You should be doing most of the work.
Uh, like switching off? Like playing games? Like resting? Uh, because I like you very much and I would like it if you lived quite a long time? Why are men so quick to be like, oh, I don't mind if I die around 50? You are strange creatures.
Yeah, but you won't lose all your faculties and even if you do, I'll be here. Nagging you till the end. Oh, I don't care.
I nag because I'm correct. And I'll never object to that. Hmm.
I love you too. Which is why I'm about to do what I'm about to do. Well, they don't call it a full body massage for nothing.
Uh, sexy? I think not. That is purely for the purposes of relaxing.
I mean, why else would I lube up my tits for you? Exactly. Purely.
For relaxing. Now, I'm just going to slide myself onto your chest. I can definitely feel some tension.
Mm. Oh, my tits are good at that. In fact, they can always tell when you are tense.
Mm. Mm. Mm-hmm.
Is there any particular reason you're smiling? Oh. I don't know what you mean.
This isn't a show. This is purely for your health. Why, oh why, do men have to make everything about sex? I know, and especially in such an innocent scenario.
I feel sorry for you, really. Mm. Oh.
Nothing, just my nipples are a bit sore today. So, while I'm selflessly, platonically massaging you, they might be feeling a little bit. ..
tingly. But don't worry. I'll pass the via.
I'm a diligent worker, after all. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. So, that is highly inappropriate. Do it again.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Told you. Men just make everything sexual.
Oh well. Mm. I shall aspire to rise above.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Speaking of rising, someone's popped up to say hello. Mm.
Oh, little guy. I imagine he's been stressed, too. And overworked.
And not in a good way. Have you been giving yourself secret handjobs in the bathroom? Now I know why.
He didn't want to trouble me because we've both been so busy. But we're not busy now. Oh, baby boy.
You feel how hot he is? Mm. Mm.
Don't rush. Take your time. Mm.
Mm. Yes. You want me to slide around on top of you? While giving this guy some love? Mm.
It's so warm. And sticky. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Come here.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Rub your nipples against mine.
Mm. Good boy. Mm.
Good boy. Good boy. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
You're so good. Mm. Mm.
So good, I think we need a round two. Excuse me. I'll just wake this guy back up.
Come on, big boy. Get up on me. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Maybe if I lick your balls, that will help. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Is that helping? Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
I can feel him stiffening against my face. Mm. Mm.
Mm. He's twitching back to life. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. There we go.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Since when do you say no to Ed? Mm. Come here.
You surely don't want him inside my mouth. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Oh, when you say inside, you mean in.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
This will be the part where your participation is helpful. Mm. Ah.
Mm. So you want me riding high? Squished against you.
Ah. Mm. Oh, how squishy it is.