Bloopers - Fragments (M4F, M4M, M4TF, M4TM)

Transcript

Shuffling as the listener lays on your lap, on my lap, not your lap, it's my lap, bitch. Are you getting sighted? Are you getting sighted? I don't know what that means.

Someone spotted us, oh no! Get off my lap! Pretend like we're not having sex.

Are you getting etzited? Ugh, that's what I am when I'm browsing Etsy.com, looking for my monster dildos. Okay, put it together, bees, please.

Oh, hang on, just gotta do the. .. My thing.

Let's go. Let's go, gamers. Let's fucking go, PogChamp! That's foamy enough.

Okay, I can't snap anymore. It is very wet. You, the listener, are wet.

Slightly. Well, it tends to pick up more on the local side of things. Gaslight fingering.

Just like manipulating your partner into thinking they were fingered, when in fact you did not finger them. Now that's a script. Anyway.

Well, let's get this done. Okay, fingering. Let me just run my thing.

Shit! Hang on. This is a handjob.

I just put fingering as the header for this section. What? Hang on.

Oh, no, I am fingering. Never mind. Let's go, gamers.

Let's go. GG, go next. Okay, foamy.

You're so receptive to me. Well, that was a lube fart. I'm gonna play Beethoven's 5th in G minor inside your ass now, okay? I'm joking.

That's not the script. Oh, fuck. I can't take them serious anymore.

Okay. Okay, I'm back. I do gotta keep those hands clean.

Shit, I just realized I washed with soap. That was a mistake. It's in my mouth.

It's a rough life being a VA. Yucky tobacco. Okay.

Oh, fuck it. I'll just wing it. Let's cunniling.

Honestly, I can't think straight. I can only eat pussy and suck dick right now. So I'll just come.

Make them come. I'm getting close to you. You feeling good? To funky town.

To funky town. Sorry, sorry. Okay, that was funky town.

Let's go to Blowjob Boulevard. So sweet like honey. So salty like the ocean.

I'm trying to think of a think of a cis male equivalent of tasting sweet like honey. I'll just leave it. I'll just don't do it.

Hey, mommy. Oh, give me the MSG, baby. Okay.

I woke up this morning and I chose dick sucking. Okay, let's go.