Bloopers!

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You can do it, come for me, come with me, oh, ow, fuck, ow. And when you're kissing and licking at my neck like that, and I lost my place, okay. Oh, I can't help it.

You practically begged me. You practically begged me, oh, fuck. Precious, you know you asked for this.

Would you love to talk about our favorite romantic comp? Fuck me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You don't get to do this. Wait, how am I supposed to say that while I'm being physical? Oh, yeah.

Damn it. Ugh. Okay, shit.

I fucking hate you, LBs, making me do this crazy shit. And then you're gonna face my fucking masochistic, abuse slut, pussy fucking squirts, pussy fucking pussy. Oh, I'm putting emphasis on the wrong words.

Okay, and I can't do rough-faced sounds, God damn it. Oh my God, no, my neighbors can't hear. Daddy, are you going to, oh, that wasn't good at all, was it? Daddy, are you going to, why are these nuts? There we go.

Oh, my fucking knees, I'm too fucking old for this. I moaned as I felt the, Jesus. I moaned.

Even the slightest touch is enough to nerf? Okay, that's too good. I have an actual vagina that I can do this with.

Okay. I wonder, okay, where is this? Do, do, do, do.

Sound effects, professional shit. Oh, shit, oh, that's a mess. Okay, that's fine.

Ew, gross. Bling and clenching and squeezing, squeezing? Well, okay.

Wherever you have, mother fucker. Jesus fucking Christ. Guess who's not prepared? The salver, fuck me.

Fuck me. I'll fucking murder this cat. I told him.

Jesus fucking Christ. Fuck off, cricket. God.

Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. Pause, pause. Okay.

But I have to tell you, darling, that is exactly, mother fucker. Will this work for recording or is it gonna be fucked up? Can you hear it? Testing, testing.

Okay. Actually, press the fucking record button this time. Testing, testing, testing.

Ow, fuck. Testing, testing. Testing this new microphone.

How is this gonna sound? All right, testing this new microphone again while I put my hair up. Testing, testing.

Putting my hair. Leaning down, talking to the microphone. Looking up, talking in the microphone.

Fuck, who does she think she is? I know my own fucking husband like his cock's up. Fuck, who does she think she is? I know how my own fucking husband like his, God damn it.

It's true that I'm just the receptionist and not actually a, just. It's true that I'm not just the receptionist, wait, okay. It's true that I'm just the receptionist and not actually a sort of, Jesus Christ.

Sweet, let's get your. Now all I have is, Jesus Christ. Now all I have is, God bless America.

Mm-mm, mm-mm. Sup, dude? Oh, your tongue flipping over, flipping.

Oh, fuck, I'm light-headed. Oh my God. Mm, mm, mm-hmm.

Fuck, okay. Oh. She can tell you about, motherfucker.

She can tell you. A little background, black ground. Business and e-.

I am the youngest executive at a local venture cap. How do you say that? I don't want to say that wrong and sound like a fucking idiot.

Summa cum laude, I think that's how you say it, but we're gonna find out. Summa cum laude, pronunciation. Princeton, really, pronunciation.

That's not how you spell that either. Why are we in the headphones? Okay, that's fine.

Just tell me how to fucking say it. Why do we need a 50-second video to learn how to say this? Just say it.

I don't need a definition. I need pronunciation. Do you really say laude? I did not know that.

That makes me uncomfy. Whatever. I know what they are.

I just don't know how to say them. Shh, cum laude? Okay, that's stupid, but I guess that's what you say.

Okay.