Birthday - Relaxing You

Transcript

Hey, happy birthday, I really hope you've had a nice day so far and you've treated yourself a little. Thanks so much for being you and for supporting me. This isn't like a roleplay audio, I just kinda wanted to hang out with you for a little bit, sing you a song, maybe talk to you in a sexy way so you can pleasure yourself along with me, and then chill out again.

I had an idea that I could make some relaxing sounds, like an ASMR present or something. But first, I'd love it if you just wanna lie back and listen to me light some candles and sing you a song. You might know I've been teaching myself to play piano, and this is the first one I've learned.

Okay, so this song, I think you'll know it, it's by a guy from my southern part of the world, and I love it because I think it's, maybe it's one of the best lyrics ever written. I love the way it shows how we might view the world differently, but that love can transcend that. Even important things that we might normally think would make us incompatible, things like religious beliefs, love can make them less important than we think they are.

And it's just a beautiful, honest song as well. Okay, here it goes. I don't believe in an interventionist God But I know, darling, that you do What if I did? I would kneel down and ask him Not to intervene when it came too hard And not to touch a hair on your head Leave you as you are If you felt he had to direct you Direct you into my arms Into my arms Oh Lord Into my arms Oh Lord Into my arms Oh Lord Into my arms And I don't believe in the existence of angels But looking at you, I wonder, is that true?

Well, if I did, I'd summon them together And ask them to watch over you To each burn a candle for you To make bright and clear your path And to walk like Christ in grace and love Guide you into my arms Into my arms Oh Lord Into my arms Oh Lord Into my arms Oh Lord Into my arms But I believe in love And I know that you do, too And I believe in some kind of path And we can walk down me and you So keep your candles burning Make a journey bright and pure That you'll keep returning Always and evermore Into my arms Oh Lord Into my arms Oh Lord Into my arms Oh Lord Into my arms I hope I didn't butcher the song I know, I should just stick to the sexy talk, right? So mean to me Okay So today is the day you're allowed to have things that are really nice and tempting But kind of bad for you, right? Like cake or champagne Cock Yeah, you know my big cock's gonna be nice but it'll wreck you No, I'm just kidding It's only bad for you if you've had too much of me Like you've had already No, I'm not kidding It doesn't really matter because after this birthday you're too old to be wrecked any further Joke, joke, joke You have a great pussy and there's no evidence for that And you know, my cock's not that big anyway It just looks and feels that No, no, no, I'm kidding, kidding about everything What's a birthday without some dumb jokes, right?

But yeah, we better be careful to get you warmed up just in case So if you're not strapped and on a bill already, you need to be And I need you to get your fingers dripping with lube So, as I imagine looking at you The way you touch yourself feels just the same I'm just gonna start by flattening my tongue Looking straight over your whole pussy once Yeah Just like that And again Right up Yeah Do you want more like that? Okay, but I need you to spread your pussy lips for me While I slot my tongue in down the base right down here And then drag it right Up the center Pulling all that wetness Right up to your throat I'm gonna touch myself too now Yeah Just squeeze my cock a little bit to get it working up I'm gonna lick you again And smoosh your lips right down Yeah I'm gonna just use my tongue to flatten them against your outer lips Spread them like this Lick them over and over Until they're pasted right up Sticking to you Fuck this up Mmm Can I draw some more of that sweet honey out of you? Yeah, I'll get my tongue back down in that pussy Right down here Mmm I'm gonna stroke myself properly now And I taste this little tiny drop that's a girl come seeping out of you Mmm Fuck yeah, that feels good Now let me warm up your clit for you What about Teasing around in circles with the tip of my tongue?

Mmm Mmm, lapping at it like this Mmm I'm slurping right into your pussy again to get more wetness out Mmm Mmm I can get up and down with fast little flicks like this Mmm Do you want it a little harder and faster? Mmm Mmm, yeah Oh, fuck Mmm That wetness is So good Mmm I have to feel it on my cock Mmm You wanna get some more lube with me? Mmm Put it on the toyo fingers Mmm Oh, fuck, it turns me on to imagine you preparing yourself with me Mmm Are you ready to hear me imagine sliding inside you now?

Mmm Oh, God, I'd like to picture the way my body would pin you to the bed Mmm And how I would look down at you At the way you have your legs apart And I'd hold my cock and slap it lightly against your pussy like this Mmm So you can feel its weight and size And prepare yourself to take it in Yeah Now I'm gonna wedge it against your pussy lips and put some weight behind it So it Eases In Fuck, yeah Oh Oh Yeah, it's good It feels nice making you open up Seeing my big Hot Slippery Cock Plunging into you Mmm Take it deep All the way And pull it out again Oh, fuck And again Push it in all the way Oh That's it Yeah I'm really gonna rub that cock good now Cause I'm gonna grab your hips and fuck my cock into you so hard Yeah Mmm Yeah, fuck that pussy with me Oh Yeah Oh, my fingertips are gripping you Pressed into your ass cheeks Mmm Keep opening for me Oh, yeah, open that pussy Swallow it Right up inside Oh That's it Oh My big cock's riding up into you Easily Mmm Better pull on it harder now A little faster Yeah I want that orgasm Soon I want it from you Yeah Tell me you wanna give it to me now, babe So you wanna come for me? Mmm Oh I wanna plunge my cock into your spasming pussy Oh, God, yeah I'm gonna come soon Try not to hold it back, but I can't It's gonna start Oh, fuck you there Oh, keep fluttering that clit, babe I'm gonna come right now Yeah, there Oh You want that pussy right open I'm coming in there now Oh, fuck Yeah, now Breaking you open with my cock Pulse of my cum entering you Oh, let it all Lodge deep into your passage Oh, fuck you Feel me Fucking you Harder Harder now as it come Oh, God Bursting into you and piling up Fuck Oh, God, that feels good Oh, God Fucking sliding around And all that All milky cum pulling up in you now Yeah Cock's still Pulsing inside you Yeah Keep the little tremors going on that pretty clit Yeah, come for me Oh Oh, fuck this clit I wanna feel it spilling back out And dripping down your pussy lips And running down your thighs Fuck Put yourself up with me Oh, good God Oh, God Oh, fuck Yeah Oh Oh Oh Fuck Yeah Oh Oh Oh Fuck Yeah Oh Oh Oh, God Oh, that was good Yeah Can you catch your breath now? I'll just give you a little gift of sound Some little peaceful sounds So You've heard me make Little relaxing noises with The lint roller And Book pages And hairbrush And things like that But I've got this New sound I love It's a little Chakra Spray bottle And I'm gonna Spray some Mineral water Which has been infused With the slightest Hint of jasmine I'm gonna spray it Around you And Hopefully You'll be able to Hear it Settling maybe I don't know Maybe you'll be able to hear it Settling on your face That would be cool But I don't know, we'll try it Do you want to lie back And listen?

Okay Alright, I'm pretty good now I'll just get this bottle I'll just get this bottle I don't know Much about Chakra But I do know that The seventh is The crown chakra The crown chakra And It's located At the top of your head In the centre here.