Bestie's Hot Aunt Helps You Win at More Than Board Games

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Why did I ever wear sandals? To walk through that flea market? Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Did you draw the short straw or something, kid? Ah, you lost the game of Trivial Pursuit. Who was playing? It was just you and my nephew? Really? Okay, no judgment.

Okay, a little judgment. I love him, but that's not usually his game. Yeah, no.

Unless all the questions are about, like, sports or girls, then he really just has no idea. What happened? Oh, okay.

The questions were about sports and girls. Okay. Well, that's fair.

So you lost, and as such, what, you have to clean up after everybody else has left their mess? Well, that's hardly fair. Well, it looks like you've got it well in hand.

Do you want some help? All right. I'm just sitting for a bit before I go up the stairs, because frankly, the stairs are a little daunting at the moment.

Yes, my lovely sister dragged me through the world's most epic flea market today, and I wore cute sandals instead of sturdy shoes that don't hurt my feet. I'm currently questioning all my life choices. Yeah, yeah.

I'm here just till the end of the weekend. You? Until they kick you out.

That's lovely. You know how it works around here, though, right? They don't really kick anybody out.

No, it's kind of a free-for-all. You've been here before, you know. I'm pretty sure you've been coming up here with my nephew since you were a kid.

Yeah, I thought so. That's nice, having a best friend. So, okay, we need to talk about this losing a trivial pursuit to him, because he's not going to let you live that down.

So, what happened? Oh, okay, I'm sorry. You don't want to talk about it.

Why? I mean, other than the obvious shame of losing to him. What the hell kind of trivial pursuit were you playing? Oh, well, if he got it online, lord only knows.

But since when are there sex questions in trivial pursuit? That's new. Ah, it was a different kind.

Okay, well, why were you guys playing that? Fair, fair. He knew you'd kick his ass at Monopoly.

He sucks at Monopoly completely. And Scrabble, and Battleship, and Risk, and he's not a board game person, so. Okay, well, it's starting to make sense now.

So, he dominated the categories, did he? Ouch. Well, I'm no use in the sports, but what happened in the other? Okay, you're not a kid anymore.

We can talk about this. Can we? You all right? Okay.

I think I know what happened here. And correct me if I'm wrong, because it's been known to happen. If I'm understanding this game, and knowing my nephew, I think I do.

It got a little, let's say, raunchy. Yeah. And fancying himself a ladies' man.

He's actually, yes, he said that to me before. Yes. He knew more answers than you did.

Got it. Okay. So, let's be serious for a sec.

Is that because of what? Lack of experience? Not wanting to go there? What? You just didn't know the answers? Stop me when I get there.

You don't need to be embarrassed. It's fine. So, what? I'm the cool aunt.

Everybody loves me. Well, that's what happens when you are the surprise, late in life, that they didn't think was going to happen, and you're like, eight years older than the kids. Eight years older than the kids.

So, yeah, you become the cool aunt real fast. So, yes, I'm older than you, but not that much. And I'm definitely not one of them.

So, come on. What's up? Okay.

Lack of experience. Fair. I mean, not everybody sleeps their way through college, like my nephew did, which is why he barely made it through college, let's be honest.

I love him dearly, but there's realities we need to face. Okay? And as his best friend, you know this.

Yeah. So, he can be a smug little bastard. I'll give you that.

So, just don't play that game with him anymore. Or, I don't know, go find a girl. It's not that easy.

I believe that. This may be the wine talking that I had at dinner, but would you maybe like some help with that? No, I'm not yanking your chain.

Good lord. I'm serious. Yeah, why not? One of the things that the cool aunt does is helps people, right? Helps the nephews and the nephew's friends and whatever.

And I mean, it's not like you're 15 anymore. You're a grown-ass adult now, aren't you? That's what I thought.

I mean, you ordered wine at dinner, so I figured you were old enough to drink. Yeah. So, what do you say? Want some help? If nothing else, to kick my nephew's ass the next time you have to play that game.

Or choose to play that game because you know you'll kick his ass. Because I'm a really good teacher. And come on, I'm hot.

You know I am. Yeah, everybody else has gone to bed. Why not? Come here.

So, let's figure some things out before we go there. Are you a virgin? No, okay.

Well, that's good. Did you just say barely? What does that mean? You either are or you aren't.

Oh, now you're embarrassed. Okay. Can I take a stab at this? It was quick, wasn't it? And your partner probably didn't have the best time, I'm guessing.

Yeah. Typical. Don't worry about it.

It happens. Yeah. Yeah, it's normal.

Don't worry about it. I said that. Give me your hand.

Well, if you're gonna figure out how to answer those questions, you better figure out what you're answering them about. No, I never wear a bra. I don't need to.

They're cute, right? Here, put your hands on them. Oh, it feels good.

Now, I'm not gonna turn this into like an educational, instructional thing. We're just gonna do stuff and you're gonna do stuff and I'm gonna do stuff and you're gonna do stuff. We're just gonna do stuff and you're gonna pick up stuff along the way, okay? And if in doubt, ask.

Most people have some instinct in this area. So you have your hands on my breasts and your fingers are touching my nipples. What is your instinct telling you to do right now? Okay, well, I wasn't expecting that.

Good job. And there's the correct answer. Playing with the nipples.

Oh, yes. I like it. It's nice to check in.

Good job. I'm just gonna tell you this. Your partner should be like in the zone before you even approach your stuff, okay? That'll make her experience so much better.

You have a really nice smile, by the way. Yeah. I'm not just saying that because you're twisting my nipples so deliciously.

It's making my pussy throb. If you can't talk about it, you shouldn't be doing it. Come on.

Okay, that's enough of that. Let's- speaking of- There. Now, what are you gonna do? Well, there's a hot older woman laying on the couch in front of you with her pussy wide open.

What are you gonna do? Fingers are good. Fingers are good.

Yeah, I'm wet because this is really turning me on. What can I say? Yeah, keep rubbing like that.

Just gently, gently. Oh, see? You know more than you think you do.

Leaning forward and taking my nipple in your mouth while you finger me is a good choice. Yes, yes. Feels good? Feels really good.

Yes, suck my nipple. That's right. Good.

Oh, faster on my pussy. Faster. Oh, shit.

Oh, God. I didn't expect to feel this ramped up this quickly. I think you know more than you give yourself credit for.

Wait, stop, stop. You ever eaten a pussy before? There is a first time for everything.

That's the spirit. Go ahead, put your face down there. Mmm, I want to see your eyes looking up at me as you taste me.

Good, right? Yeah? Oh, yes.

Oh, that's my clit. Just keep licking it. Mmm, oh, shit.

Yeah, not too much pressure, just light strokes like that, up over the top of it. Yes, take your fingers and put two of them in me. Mmm, palm up.

Yeah, turn your palm up. Yes, just like that, just like that. Now, you don't need to jackhammer, just kind of wiggle them.

Oh, yes, and keep licking. Oh, lick that pussy. Taste me on your tongue.

Mmm, feel my hands on your head holding you to me. That's how you know you're doing it right. Oh, god, yes.

Are you throbbing? Yeah, I see your hips moving. You trying to get some friction in your shorts? Yeah, it's unsatisfying, isn't it? Mmm, because you're so overwhelmed by having your face buried in a pussy.

You can feel my pussy around your fingers, and you know that's what it's going to feel like when you put your cock in me. Yeah, it's the most delicious form of foreplay. Oh, light suction is always good, yes, especially when you keep moving your tongue like that.

Oh, yes, oh, tell me how hard you are right now. Yeah, good, good. Make me come.

Just keep doing what you're doing. Oh, lick a little faster, suck a little harder, and you're going to make me come. First orgasm you've ever given anybody.

You ready for it? Yeah? Keep going.

You're doing a great job. Well, I'm glad you think this is the perfect pussy to try it on. Oh, keep going, keep going.

Fuck, yes. Tilt your finger up a little. That's right.

Oh, that's the spot. Keep pushing on that. Yes, yes.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Yes. Take your other hand, put it underneath you, hold your cock through your pants, and just rub into your hand while you make me come.

Yes, but stop if you're going to, you know, blow your load, okay? Yes. Oh, that moan into my pussy was nice.

Keep going. Fuck, I'm going to come. Do you feel it? Do you feel me tightening around you? Yes, feel how wet I am? Yes.

Squeeze your cock for me. Yes. Just like I'm squeezing your fingers.

Yes, yes, yes. Good. Oh, fuck, here it is.

Jesus. Suck. Now, now.

Oh, fuck, yes. Keep going, keep going. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Slow down, slow down, slow down. Nice, slow. Licks, wanna come down from that? What? You didn't? You did? You came in your pants.

Oh, that's okay. It's totally fine. Keep licking.

Okay, okay, stop, stop, stop. Okay, sit up. Sit up.

Actually, stand up and take your pants off. Yeah, it's okay. No, it's.

.. Okay, stop, stop. Look at me.

Come here, come here. Did you enjoy that? Yeah? Did you like licking my pussy and fucking me with your fingers? Yeah? And just that little pressure of your hand on your clothed cock was enough to send you over the edge, which is, in my mind, kind of epic.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, what makes you think we're done? Common misconception, just because you came does not mean it's over.

Are you still horny? Me too. Take your pants off.

Get those shorts off now. Yeah. Oh, you did.

And you're still hard. This is why it's great to be young. Here, stand in front of me, because I'm going to clean you up.

Are you just deliberately not figuring this out, or. .. Because I know you're new, so I won't ask you that.

I don't need towels. I don't need towels. There you go.

I'm going to clean you up this way. Tastes good? Sensitive? Yeah? Good.

Mm-hmm. It's a very nice cock. Mm-hmm.

No, I'm just licking it and sucking the cum off it. The way your eyes are rolling back. ..