Best Friends Shouldn't Keep Secrets - FREE PREVIEW!
We've just come back from a double blind date and it didn't exactly go well. Your date had hygiene issues and mine, well, he was fine, but he was boring. There are certain things I need in a partner, and this guy just didn't have them. As we debrief on our evening, I realize that you were picking up on what I was trying to get out of my date and you reveal that you have the same type of needs. We've been best friends for a long time. How the hell did I not know this? I need someone who will take control, who will dominate me, and you need to be dominant. This changes everything. The question now is, what are we going to do about this?
Transcript
Mhm. You just said that, didn't you? You actually said that.
Well, I guess there's no going back now. No. When you tell me that you think under my tough exterior there might be a submissive little slut? Come on.
I mean, I think we're just out in the open now. Mhm. Well, yeah.
Can we stop, you know, pussyfooting around this, please, and just own it? Oh boy. Mhm.
Yeah, that was, that was a turn on. You know it was. That's why you said it.
All that aside, just talking as you and me now, putting that over there for a minute, do you know how much this changes things? Fuck yeah it does. I know you're not this slow.
You've been one of my closest friends for a long time. And I don't know about you, but I've thought about it being more than that. But I've always shied away from it because I was afraid that this particular thing might be a deal breaker.
When the whole time, you're just as into it as I am. And now I'm a little bit pissed that I didn't say something earlier. Or that you didn't, especially if you had, I don't know, inklings or something.
Come on, dude. I just, I didn't want to lose my friend. So I kept my mouth shut.
You know how the response can be to that kind of information? Mhm. So much wasted time.
Yeah, I just, I kept my mouth shut and went on horrible dates with perfectly polite, boring men instead. And here we are. And you got stuck with women with questionable hygiene.
So I guess, I guess you didn't do too well either. Sorry. That one really is one for the book.
So you got to admit. Mm-hmm. Anyway.
Okay. So what are we doing about this? Are we doing anything about this? Or are we, I don't know, putting it away as information and moving on with our night? Mm.
Well, that was a good answer. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Oh boy.
Yes. Yes. I want to be properly fucked.
Wow. That just went to every part of me. Here? Yes, sir.
I understand. I have to earn my way to the bedroom. Okay.
I'm naked. What would you like me to do now?
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