We've just come back from a double blind date and it didn't exactly go well. Your date had hygiene issues and mine, well, he was fine, but he was boring. There are certain things I need in a partner, and this guy just didn't have them. As we debrief on our evening, I realize that you were picking up on what I was trying to get out of my date and you reveal that you have the same type of needs. We've been best friends for a long time. How the hell did I not know this? I need someone who will take control, who will dominate me, and you need to be dominant. This changes everything. The question now is, what are we going to do about this?
Well, that was another bust. Seriously, where do these people come from? Do they crawl out from under fucking rocks or something? Let's just decide right now that we're not going to go on any more blind dates, okay? Deal.
Oh, God, that was terrible. I didn't think we were going to get out of there alive. Okay, so recap.
Yeah, I know. I spent a good chunk of the evening breathing through my mouth because your date had some issues in that department. Hygiene wasn't her strong suit, let's just put it that way.
And it's really hard to focus on what somebody's saying when you have to breathe through your mouth around them. So yeah, that one's not a win. Not at all.
I don't blame you for not wanting to see her again. No, no. Good call.
Oh, God, fuck. This is awful. The guy was fine.
I mean, he was perfectly nice. Little bit dull, but nice. Yeah, he treated me fine.
We did have a lot of the same interests, I guess. He didn't have a whole lot of personality, but I mean, that could have been nerves, I suppose. Mm-hmm.
Polite. Complete gentleman. Yeah, I agree.
Uh, that's kind of part of the problem. Okay, I know, I know, I know. I know you don't get it.
I know you get that confused look off your face. Seriously. Well, no, I don't want to be treated like crap.
What? No. I mean, he's just, he's great on the surface and, you know, the kind of guy I should be looking for, but, ugh, no.
Yeah, I get that. There's just other things I'm interested in. Other things I want in a partner, and I wasn't getting that vibe from him.
Sure, he's, he's fine, but I don't know, there just, there was something missing, okay? What's missing? I knew you were gonna ask me that.
Well, I was trying to steer the conversation toward things that I wanted to know about without coming out and like hitting the guy upside the head with them, and he wasn't getting it. Hinting toward things that are important to me, and dude was oblivious, like fucking oblivious. Hinting at what? Yeah.
Uh, doesn't matter. Not important. Just if he was somebody that I should be with or that could potentially be a long-term partner, he would have got it, right?
And he didn't. So, next? Why did you say that? Um, hold on.
That, that's the response to one of the questions that I asked him that should have been his response, but he was completely fucking clueless. Wait a minute. Hold on.
How do you know what to say to that? Why are you laughing? This isn't funny.
You've kind of got me worried now. Have you been like spying on me or something? Because you little fucker, if you have, I'm gonna be pissed.
Okay, well, that's not what I thought you were gonna say. Oh my god. Okay.
Okay, you are into that too? How the hell have we been friends this long and I had no fucking clue? Yeah, okay, fair.
It's not the kind of thing you necessarily broadcast. But still, I should have picked up on something. Did you know? You had questions but weren't sure.
Okay, until tonight. Yeah, because you knew what I was doing. Whoa, okay, you're just putting it all out there, aren't you? Yes.
I wanted to see if he was in any way, maybe, dominant. He was in any way, maybe, dominant. And he's clearly not.
But you. .. Forgive my shock.
I mean. .. Yeah.
Oh wow. Yeah, I'm flustered. I'm a little bit embarrassed.
But not as embarrassed as I should be, I don't think. You just said that, didn't you? You actually said that.
Well, I guess there's no going back now. No. When you tell me that you think under my tough exterior there might be a submissive little slut? Come on.
I mean, I think we're just out in the open now. Mm-hmm. Well, yeah.
Can we stop, you know, pussyfooting around this, please? And just. ..
Own it? Oh boy. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that was. .. That was a turn on.
You know it was. That's why you said it. All that aside.
Just talking as you and me now, putting that over there for a minute. Do you know how much this changes things? Fuck yeah, it does.
I know you're not this slow. But. ..
You've been one of my closest friends for a long time. And. ..
I don't know about you, but I've thought about it being more than that. But I've always shied away from it because I was afraid that this particular thing might be a dealbreaker. When the whole time you're just as into it as I am.
And now I'm a little bit pissed that I didn't say something earlier. Or that you didn't. Especially if you had, I don't know, inklings or something.
Come on, dude. I just. ..
I didn't want to lose my friend. So I kept my mouth shut. You know how the response can be to that kind of information? So much wasted time.
Yeah, I just kept my mouth shut and went on horrible dates with perfectly polite, boring men instead. And here we are. And you got stuck with women with questionable hygiene.
So I guess. .. I guess you didn't do too well either.
Sorry. That one really is one for the book, so you gotta admit. Anyway.
I. .. Yeah.
Okay. So what are we doing about this? Are we doing anything about this? Or are we, I don't know, putting it away as information and moving on with our night? Well, that was a good answer.
Oh, boy. Yes. Yes.
I want to be properly fucked. Wow. That just went to every part of me.
Here? Yes, sir. I understand.
I have to earn my way to the bedroom. Okay. I'm naked.
What would you like me to do now? No. Touch my own pussy.
Yes, sir. What would you like me to do with it? Play with my clit.
Uh-huh. Yes. I'm very wet.
This is very, very arousing. But you're staring at my hand on myself. Watching me rub my clit just for you.
I am your good little slut. Do you like my pussy? It's very wet.
Yes, you like my fingers on myself. Uh-huh. Please, sir.
Please, touch me. Fuck me, fill me. I do see your cock getting hard in your pants.
Yes, and I want it. I want it. Yes.
Oh, God. It's so hot that you're watching me. We should have done this a long time ago.
Oh, God. Oh, God, my pussy is wet. Stop.
Okay, okay. I've stopped. Mm-hmm.
Oh. Mm-hmm. It is good.
Oh. Mm-hmm. Couldn't resist touching my pussy, could you? No? Mm.
Mm. Oh. Oh.
Oh, God. Your fingers know exactly what to do. Yes.
It's so good. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh, you're rubbing my clit, yes. Yes, please, please, please.
Yes. I like my hand covering your cock through your pants, yes. I feel you.
I feel how hard you are, yes. Oh, I want it in me. I want it in my mouth.
Yes. Oh, keep rubbing me, please. Please, please, please.
Oh. Come. I'm gonna come in your living room with your fingers on my pussy.
What the hell? Oh, sorry. Oh.
Oh. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Oh, you stopped. It's not time yet.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Yes, sir, I'll take your pants off. Ah. Mm.
And your shirt. Ah. Ah.
How did I not know you've been hiding that? Wow. Mm-hmm.
It's very nice. It's, it's, it's fucking beautiful, actually. Yeah, I mean it.
Mm. Mm. Yeah.
All jokes, kidding, everything aside, I, I wanna do this. Yes. Thank you for checking.
Tell me what you want. Tell me what to do. Mm.
Please. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Oh, my knees. Or ask.
Or tell me. I guess. Mm.
Oh, God. Am I allowed to suck it? Please? Oh.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. All those nights of watching TV together, of sleeping in the same bed, mm, of driving around for hours at a time doing nothing.
Mm. Oh. And I could have been sucking this.
Mm. What a waste. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
It tastes as good as it looks. Oh, my pussy's gonna be dripping on the floor. Mm.
Yes, sir, I want it. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Oh, I want that load. Oh, I want it in my mouth.
Oh, yeah. On my face. On my tits.
On my pussy. In my pussy. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. You can cover me and cum whenever you want.
Um. What? Mm.
Um. Is that part of the the scene? Or? Yeah.
Yeah, it's okay. I want to be all yours. Mm-hmm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. I'm all yours, sir.
Do with me whatever you want. Mm. There's no one else I'd rather belong to.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Your hands are so gentle on my head. I love it. Mm.
Mm. I can taste you. Mm.
I can feel you throbbing on my tongue. Mm. Mm.
It's amazing. Mm. This cock is amazing.
Mm-hmm. You're incredible. Mm.
I already kind of knew that, but, you know. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Stop. Mm.
Don't you want to come in my mouth, sir? Cover my tongue and come. No? Not this time.
Mm. Mm. What would you like? Mm.
Mm-hmm. Mm. Mm.
Okay. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
My couch is fine. How many times have we fallen asleep on this couch or watched movies on this couch or had food fights or played cards or video games or. ..
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Seems appropriate, doesn't it? Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. I'm on my back. I'm spread for you.
What are you gonna do about it? Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. I'll give you a cock.
Yes, yes. Oh. Yes, stretch me sir.
Ha ha. Push that cock into my pussy. Yes.
Make it your pussy. Oh please, please. Fuck me.
Fuck me. Yes. Oh.
Inch by inch. Ah, ah. Mmm.
Mmm. Yes, you're owning me. Claiming me.
Oh. Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. Yes, hold my hands down. Hold them above my head.
Yes, yes, yes. Oh. Keep my legs spread wide.
While you shove into my pussy. Yes, yes. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Your ball's tape, yes.
Yes. Oh god. I'm so full.
Of you. Mmm. Yes, yes.
I know I'm tight. Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
What? Yeah.