💋 Best Friend to Husband 💋 (F4M) (Adorable Wife is Also Your Goofy Best Friend) (Summoning You for Weekend Snuggles) (Needy for You)

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m. Friday, here we go husband come hither yes I have need of you to the living room forthwith it's very important so important I need you to come here and I couldn't possibly come to you help help your wife is in danger of being ignored yes you can do this I believe in you and your wonderful ability to use your legs I've always loved that about you baby come immediately or I'll die from a lack of attention I'm channeling tinkerbell hurry oh it's okay your footsteps hmm I can feel a life returning to me hope is not lost yes do it do it do it onwards forwards shenanigans await in sweaters and my shenanigans I mean me hi how are you very good to meet you here please take a seat hmm can I interest you in some frivolous frivolity ah I see you're a man of culture as well excellent well now it is my great and true pleasure to tell you that oh you fool there are no frivolous frivolities no you have been tricked you have been lied to and you've most certainly been bamboozled this is a trap and now you're mine prepare to be crushed by a weight of my neediness I do the squish yes to do squish where I crush your lap and force you to bear the weight of my neediness explanations are unnecessary I use words when arms and thighs are a thing oh you and your loquaciousness hmm well if I have to spell it out it's Friday which means we're free which means I am free to be fully unhinged I can sensually indulge you and molest you at the same time then you shouldn't have told me how much you like it mmm silly boy mm-hmm I'm a last with the best mm-hmm but it's my passion my joy my reason for paying a ridiculous mortgage well that and the innate need for shelter two things can be true oh it means enough questions and hug me mm-hmm not like that real hug a hug from your soul from your bowels from your depths oh really put your back into it communicate the smush with force hmm tighter mm-hmm there is no such thing as too tight how are you touching me is concerned oh no certainly not no when the most wholesome of wholesome ways no the debauchery is scheduled for tomorrow mm-hmm it's on the calendar mm-hmm I never joke about calendars hmm see tonight is for geeking out PJs and binge-watching and tomorrow is for whining dining a little bit of grime mmm maybe a lot depends on how much whining again checks the calendar if you don't believe of course because we have to maximize our downtime we need eagle parts wholesome and whorish when I'll mess with the system that is perfect yeah but has it ever failed us before mm-hmm exactly so are you then climb aboard and squish so the way I see it we need a 30 to 40 minute power cuddle the floor will be fully relaxed enough to order food and decompress you can't argue with math mm-hmm numbers don't fuck around mm-hmm and I ain't about to find out do not defy the numbers they will crush us mm-hmm I love you too even when you look at me like I'm a crazy person uh what's crazy about making sure I make the most of loving you see I made my unrelenting desire to organize some romantic aren't I endearing when I manipulate facts my baby two things can be true mm-hmm I love order and scheduling and smushing you oh mama lady of many many parts mm-hmm whatever I say I love it when you speak sense ah all the time mm-hmm let's wait until the naps over that way you'll have the energy to concentrate on food options I don't I think of everything it's called ADHD and it's exhausting it's a good thing I've got you to smush me mm-hmm we appreciate smash mm-hmm almost as much as I appreciate this tell me because it's the softest tell me in the West and quite possibly the north and east to but still unconfirmed mm-hmm thanks for being weird with me like you mm-hmm I like that about you mm-hmm which is why I don't care what anybody says it was not wrong to marry you you are the prettiest husband I ever had so heckin pretty oh I'm gonna bite you but then you'll have a whole missing and where does it end yeah but you're weirder ah guess you sleep with the weird explain your boner right now in fact explain your entire history of these boners these boners are not isolated boners this is systemic bonering you have boned me systemically explain yourself never I shall never cease my cringe just the part that cringes so that is a weakness then I will.