This episode picks up from pt 3 where she found herself on the beach to rescue you from your um...little predicament...π
I don't know if anyone can hear me, but I'm on a beach, it's empty, I can't see any way off it, surrounded by sand, sea, cliffs, rocks, there's a glowing light and I'm under the rocks. What is that? Hey mister, are you okay? Where's Caperbell? Back in London as far as I'm aware.
No idea. This is the first time I've heard from any of you in ages. I really need your help, there's this guy on the beach.
Knock now Pinky, you've got this. I need to find her. Break's over.
She has work to do. Ah, there you are. Wait! Dammit.
Blue, are you still there? I can just about hear you. I'm on a beach, I've been stuck on it for hours.
I can see a guy in the distance and there's an aura around him. I've never seen anything like it. Any idea why I'm seeing it? Is this happening to you too? I can hardly hear you.
I think he means you're supposed to give him a hand. What with? Hello? Fuck.
Okay Pinky, it's just you. You've got this. Mister? Are you alright? Oh whoa, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
You're masturbating. Of course you are. I'm just going to go this way.
Fuck, I'm just coming in this direction. I'm in this way. I'm out of here.
Wow, his aura's getting brighter. Okay, so I'm supposed to help. He's got his dick out.
What the fuck am I supposed to help with? Look, I'm sorry. I know this is going to sound weird, but you haven't.
.. You're glowing. I mean, pulsing.
I mean. .. Oh shit.
I mean. .. I think I'm supposed to help you, so.
.. Here, let me do it for you. What? Whoa.
Why are you screaming? I haven't even touched it. Oh my god, it's stuck in your.
.. Oh shit. Oh shit, shit, shit.
How the. .. What do you mean it's my fault? You tried to put it away when you heard me running.
Well that would teach you to live it up in the first place then. I don't know how to help. Mr Calm Down, you're hyperventilating.
Mr. .. Oh fuck, he's passed out.
Maybe that's a good thing. What the fuck am I supposed to do? What if I.
.. Whoa, my hand is glowing. What's happening? Okay.
Maybe if I point at it. Well that didn't do anything. Fuck.
What if I get closer? My hand is glowing brighter. Okay, try pointing again.
Shazam. Oh for fuck's sake, nothing. Please don't tell me I have to.
.. Like you're going to tell me anything at all. Wait.
Bluebell said I needed to give her a hand. Is she being literal? Okay, so.
.. Oh fuck. If I touch him this better work.
Sorry mister, but I'm supposed to help you. Just in case you can hear me, I'm going to hold your cock. Wrapping my fingers around.
.. Oh my god. It worked.
Is it healed too? I don't know if I dare look, but. ..
Oh my god, you're awake. And I have your cock in my hand. I can explain.
Except I can't. Fucking hell. Um, you fainted.
You caught your dick in your zip, remember? What do you mean no? You were moaning.
I thought you'd fallen and hit your head on the rocks or something, but you hadn't. You were in. ..
Yes you were. Okay, then explain to me how I'm sitting here with your cock in my hand without you even noticing me doing it. Have what back? Oh sorry, of course.
Shame. What? No, I mean.
.. Oh god, I just. ..
Look, all that matters is that you're free and Mr Winky looks pretty happy right now. So if you can perhaps point me in the direction of getting off this beach? Yes, off this beach.
I'm lost, on a beach. I know. Why was I holding it? I, um, I managed to pull the zipper part or something.
I'm not even quite sure. Maybe it just wasn't as trapped as it felt and you passed out because you were a wuss. I don't know.
Thank you and you're welcome. So are you going to put it away or what? Why do I care? Because I'm fascinated by what just happened and want to see if it is as okay as it looks because.
.. It looks better than okay from here but it might just be my eyes. Are you sure it's not hurting? And you really can't remember or is this just an ego thing? Yeah, I thought as much.
Didn't even need to be psychic. May I? Have a look, I mean.
Thanks. I just want to make sure, okay? Can I touch or hold it? Just to have a better look? Thanks.
Don't look, just in case. I don't want you passing out on me again so just look at my face. Look at my eyes.
Okay, well. I can just see a little mark where it was. So how if I touch it? No? That's good.
Or what about just here where it looked worse at the time? Oh, a little sensitive. Yes, maybe I do have healing hands.
Guess it's your lucky day. Oh, maybe I can fix it. If I curl my fingers around it here and place my palm against it.
Do you want me to try that? Oh, can you feel that? Sort of.
Feels like my hand is buzzing, very faintly. Let me hold it there for a second. Feel the warmth.
No, breathing hasn't changed. Yours has. How about if I just rub over it a little, like you were.
But, are my hands softer, gentler? You don't want it to hurt, do you? Let's try.
How does that feel? Better? Yeah, it feels good to me too.
A bit too good. I really should get going. You kissed me! How dare you! Do it again.
You want to test it? On me? Okay, for now, I insist on putting it to the test.
Just to make sure you're all better and it's all in working order. Lay back. I want to fuck you.
I mean, you can fuck me. I mean, fuck, now. Oh, God.
Feels like I'm just fine from where I'm sitting. More than fine. Fuck.
Fuck! Maybe I healed it a little bit too well. Not that there is such a thing.
Oh, just, oh my. Oh, God, it's like a homing pigeon without the pigeon part. Bet you didn't imagine this happening today, huh? You did? Wait, you wished it? That some random woman would seduce you on a beach? You need to be more careful what you wish for.
It never turns out like it does in your head. Once I wished for younger looking skin and I broke out in teenage acne. True story.
Oh, God, I'm going to go. I'm so fucking close. Oh.
How are you feeling? Felt good, yeah? Bad to normal? Better than normal? Well, I should think so, too.
Tired of me going out soon. It's okay, I'm sure you have somewhere you're supposed to be right now. You want me to come with you? No, you really don't.
Go. Take better care of it than you did today. I'm fine, honestly.
Better than fine. I'm going to stay here for a bit and watch the sunset. Always wanted to watch one on a beach, alone.
So fuck off. Oh, I have a feeling we'll bump into each other again. Went through a beautiful, actually a bit of a fucked up memory, but beautiful all the same.