Daddy's found you all wet and cold after being caught in the rain. We'd better get you cleaned and warmed up!
Hey, baby, you're home. Oh my god, look at you. Did you get caught in the rain? Oh, you poor thing.
Look at you, you're soaking wet. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on. I'm not going to give you a cuddle while you're dripping wet like that.
Because look at you, you've got mud on your shoes. You're filthy, baby. Daddy's going to have to take care of you, isn't he? My poor little angel.
All right, well, there's only one thing for it. Come on, let's get these shoes off. Come here.
Come on, here. And the other one, come on. Now, come on, come with me, take my hand.
This way. We are going to the bathroom. And we're going to get these wet clothes off you.
And we're going to put you in the bath. And we're going to warm you up and get you clean. Okay, baby? Good.
Now, do as daddy says. This way. Come on.
Here we go. Now, let's just get the bath running. There.
There we go. Now, while the tub is filling up, come here. Arms up.
I said arms up. There. And let's lift this soaking wet shirt off of you.
There. And down here. Let's get these shorts off.
Come on, one leg at a time. There we go. There we go.
And the other one. Don't worry, baby. Daddy's not looking.
I promise. My shy little baby. You might be shy, but you know you are beautiful as well.
Of course you are. Well, my beautiful baby. You had better get yourself in that tub.
One foot at a time. And we are going to get you warm and we're going to get you clean. Okay? Good.
There you go. We can't have you coming home like this, can we? All dirty and cold and soaking wet.
There you go. That's it. It's not too hot, is it? No? Good.
Just the right temperature. Oh, I know. Daddy always gets it just hot enough.
There you go. Lower yourself down. It is a bit warm, isn't it? When you sit down in it.
There. Well, you just lie back. You lie back right there.
Into the warm water. There you go. The tub is not very full yet.
So, daddy is going to scoop up a handful of water at a time. Nice and warm. And just drip it all over you to get you warm.
Okay? Okay. Now.
There you go, baby. Does that feel nice? Daddy putting all the warm water all over you.
Oh, I bet it does, baby. Nice and warm. Making you feel all cozy.
All warm. All happy. There you go.
Nice warm water. All over my beautiful baby's body. It feels nice, doesn't it, baby? And daddy rubs the warm water into your skin like this.
Oh, but your fingers and your toes are still so cold. Come on. Let's get them warm.
Extra warm. Come on. There we go.
Daddy's going to look after you. Daddy's going to look after you, baby. Don't you worry.
Daddy's always going to look after you. Daddy's favorite. Massaging the warm water all into your body.
All up your legs and your feet and over your tummy and your arms and your shoulders. Making sure that you're as warm and happy as possible. And that's how daddy likes to look after you, baby.
Nice warm bath with your daddy. Oh, baby. Does that tickle? Do daddy's hands tickle you? I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to make you giggle, baby. I'm just trying to make sure that you're all clean. I'm not trying to tickle you.
Oh, I'm sorry, baby. Daddy's sorry. I won't tickle you again.
I promise. I will never tickle you again. I'm sorry, baby.
I mean it this time. I won't do it anymore. But your hair is a little bit dirty.
How did you get mud on your hair, baby? What on earth were you doing out there? We are going to have to get some shampoo on your head.
Yes, we are. I'll make sure it doesn't get in your eyes. Don't worry.
Come on. Don't you be an argumentative little brat for daddy. Do as you're told and daddy is going to shampoo and condition your hair.
We will just get the shampoo and pour it out just a little and smoosh it into your hair like this. There we go. Get it nice and clean all over your head.
Fingers massaging it in just like that. Just like that. There you go, baby.
Mmm. Nice and bubbly all over your head. You look very silly, baby.
All those bubbles in your hair. Daddy's silly, baby. Well, we'll just let that sit for a minute while I get the soap and I soap up my hands and we're going to get the rest of your body clean, baby.
Get that soap all over your skin like this. Just like this. Mmm.
Daddy's hands rubbing the soap all over your body. There we go. Oh, you like it too, baby.
You like all this special close attention from your daddy. Well, lucky you. Because I love lavishing attention all over my sweetheart.
And I always will. Now, come on, let's rinse some of that shampoo out of your hair just like this. Just put the water over your hair and just massage it out like that, just like that.
Now, we'll put some conditioner in there as well, baby. Just a little massaging it into your hair. There you go.
Look at how beautiful you are. Look at how beautiful daddy's baby is. I absolutely adore you.
You know, I can't get enough of telling you that. I adore you, baby. Daddy absolutely adores you.
Daddy absolutely adores you. Daddy absolutely adores you. Daddy absolutely adores you.
Daddy absolutely adores you, baby. You're so cute when you giggle. Okay, now let's get the shower head and let's wash this conditioner out of your hair just like that.
Nice and clean, nice and clean. Come on, you help me. Let's both rub our fingers through your hair to get all of it out so that you're nice and clean.
There you go, there you go, baby. That's it. All spick and span.
Are you feeling warm? Yeah. All warmed up after being outside in the cold? Well, good.
Because I love making sure that you're warm and I love making sure that you're safe and you're snuggled and you're cuddled and that you're happy. My beautiful baby. I love it when it's bath time for my baby.
Seeing you all wet and bubbly and happy makes me so proud to be your daddy. What's that little look on your face, baby? I think I know that look.
I think that look is trouble. Isn't it? Yes, it is.
That little look you give me when you bite your lip when you're in the bath. I know what you need, baby. You love having daddy's hands all over you, don't you? I think you like it a little too much.
Well, that's okay. Nothing's too good for my little angel. So why don't I massage you some more, baby? Why don't I make sure that you're extra clean, baby? Would you like that? Do you like it when daddy scoops up handfuls of warm water and pours it right here between your legs?
Does that feel good? Do you like how that feels? Do you like it when daddy pays extra special close attention to the little spot between your legs? I know you do, baby.
Daddy really likes it, too. In fact, it's daddy's favorite part of you. Right down here between your legs.
I think we need to make sure that this place down here is extra clean. What do you think, baby? Yeah? My baby needs to be extra clean down there in your little special place.
You need to feel daddy's hands touching. You need to feel daddy's hands rubbing and cleaning you down here, just like this. That's good, baby.
I know that you love daddy's big strong hands all over you. Taking charge and making sure that you're extra clean. Especially your little secret places.
That's it, baby. You just lie there, baby. You just lie there.
That's right. You just lie there. Nice and warm in the water.
Daddy's hands run right here back and forth right between your legs. You're in a special place, baby. We need to make you feel extra good, don't we? We need to make sure that you feel extra special and extra beautiful, extra sexy.
We need to make sure that you get the release that you need, don't you, baby? I hate to think that you're all stressed out and pent up after a bath. So we need to make sure you get your release.
Daddy's gonna make sure that you're calm, baby. Daddy loves watching you calm and playing with you like this. Rubbing hard and firm like that.
Getting you nice and clean. That's what we're doing, baby. We're just gonna make sure that you're clean.
Daddy's gonna make sure that you're nice and clean. Right down here. Nice and clean and we're gonna make a mess again.
And then we'll shower you off and we'll put you in your PJs and we'll tuck you in.