Bathing with friends is an underrated activity.
I So this is now I Need you see alcohol encourages all sorts of behavior you never thought was possible before so Oh Give me that look I didn't force you into this You can take responsibility for yourself I I just thought you know why not try something new And I have always wondered what you look like Megan Now where would the fun be in there Mm-hmm. I told you I was disappointed or even delighted You're trying to take all the fun out of this Just relax Leave it So how good is this time Well, that's what happens when you live by yourself you get used to quick showers I'm really you should just take your time and Soak up all the sight goodness and just realize that you're a queen and you deserve the world Mmm King Queen royalty who's paying attention I'm so what do you think? Is this the first time you've taken a bath Mm-hmm Well, that would be telling now Where's the fun if there's no mystery Don't you splash at me lady.
That's not nice I am darling. No Everybody says so I say how sweet how nice and I Can't disagree. I'm very adorable Let's call it self-esteem sweetheart And your mama teach you there's no harm in that Allow me to tell you that Me things you protest too much.
Hello. Apparently not at all when I suggest we get naked No, I have to admit it's kind of hard to turn down Flirting I'm concerned now. I Mean how could possibly bathing with your friend be seen as flirty? Is this some kind of peasant logic, I'm not familiar with Relax You can take it as flirty you can take it as weird you can take it out ever you like All I know is I'm having a good time Oh Speaking of which you don't mind how close I am It's just I like to be very familiar No I Mean if you're close enough to touch my titties, we should at least be This close I think I need Another drink, excuse me You answer I I Don't know where you're getting this 35 Maybe Don't worry, I won't be offended if you look at my dad's I Think I'm gonna drink and I really really Really like you and adopting this 30 Persona Is the only way I'm gonna have the guts to say Oh How are you feeling I don't know.
Oh… What are you doing? Oh, wow. Sorry.
Forgot about the water. So. ..
Did we just decide we're a couple? No, I'd say that's. ..
Typically us. I apologize. I bet you're so glad I suggested this.
Sweetie, it's a pleasure and a privilege. Well, thank you very much. I'm very proud of my duds.
I'm so glad you're a fan. I hope you have fun exploring the rest of me. I don't know, possibly when the alcohol wears off.
It gave me courage, okay? I just. ..
I've been building this. And I just thought, fuck it. I'm just gonna get naked and shoot my shot.
No. I probably shouldn't give romantic advice. This could have gotten many people in trouble.
Just call me lucky, I guess. Lucky with fantastic duds. Oh, every girl's dream.
One of us had to make a move. You certainly didn't look like I was gonna meet you anytime soon. Oh, I'm sorry.
Have I underestimated you? Were you just about to give me a big fat confession? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I gotta hear it now. Oh, yes, I do. Come on.
Lay it on me, nice and tuck. I wanna hear. Oh, you coward.
Come on. Yes. Even with this specimen of a woman naked and on top of you in a bathtub.
Even now, you won't give me the confession I so deserve? Do it now. Come on.
Weren't you forgetting a vital part? Oh, only the most crucial component of a confession. No.
Mm-mm. Oh, poor baby. I'll help you.
So, you told me how you feel. You praised me, complimented me. So, now.
.. So. ..
You ask? Ask me to be your girlfriend? Yes.
Well. .. Sure, why not? Give me that face.
Mm-mm. You stupid, oblivious, adorable dork. Mm-mm.
Mm-mm. Mm? Mm-mm.
No, that's true.