We've been going to the same nudist resort for years. Because single men aren't allowed, we've had to pretend to be a couple so you can go. This isn't an issue, since we've been best friends forever. But this trip feels different. So different, in fact, that when we talk about it, we don't want to wait the 20 minutes it will take to get back to our room. PDA isn't allowed at the resort, so we'll just have to make sure no one sees us... Full Audio: https://ohcleo.com/post/cltdkd3lm120101021ic9g6xh7fu
Okay. You can, you can let go of my hand now. I don't think we're that visible from the road.
No, it's just kind of tucked off in the corner here. I mean, people can see that we're over here, but they can't see closely enough to see that you're holding my hand. Yeah, I know.
We have to keep it up. You've said that. I'm not pissed.
Why would you think I'm pissed? I have not been moody since we got here. No, I have not.
Yeah, I mean, they put us in a room with a queen bed this year instead of a king bed, which is going to be a little more awkward, but I mean, whatever. We've been best friends so long, it doesn't matter. Okay.
So because we've been best friends for so long, you can tell when something's bothering me. Okay. It's not though.
All right, fine. You know what? I'm just gonna put it out there then.
Did you not get a different vibe off this trip than previous ones? I mean, we've been doing this long enough. What do I mean? Um, I don't know.
It just, it feels different somehow. Like, like maybe we're not supposed to be pretending. Like in the car on the way here when you put your hand on my leg, and we were badly singing along with the music that you put on, remember?
Yeah, that felt different. And when we were undressing when we got here, I don't know, it just felt a little tingly when you turned around with no clothes on. Oh God, this is gonna be awkward as hell now, isn't it? No? So it wasn't just me.
Well, I was kind of hoping when you grabbed my hand, it was because you wanted to, not because you felt we had to, to keep up appearances. And then you kind of popped that bubble. Okay.
All right. So we're on the same page. Yeah.
It's definitely warm out here now. Okay. Be careful with that.
You know, this kind of activity will get us kicked out. We can go back to the room and do this. Can't we? It is a 20 minute walk.
Yes. You don't want to wait. Oh, yeah, I can see that you don't want to wait.
Um, you know what? Neither do I.