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Are you just going to stare at me all night or are you going to buy me a drink? Give me a mojito and depending on how this goes, maybe I'll let you buy me a stronger drink, maybe a shot. You seem like a whiskey's man, am I right? Look at you, you're a mess.

Let me guess, you just broke up with your girlfriend and you came here to cry out all of your sorrows, am I right? Oh, I don't think I've introduced myself. I'm Sandy, nice to meet you.

Well, now that we're better acquainted, will you tell me, am I right? Is that the reason you're here? Oh honey, it's okay, I don't care.

What you call a night worker? I'm here for exactly this type of needs. You feel alone, you feel vulnerable, depressed, I'm sure you've even maybe thought of suicide.

Yeah, I hear it all the time, all the Johns that come in here. I kind of feel like I'm part of their therapist to be quite honest. What can I say, I got a big heart and I do get paid by the hour, so I don't mind the long conversations.

Sometimes that's all it really is, a conversation. Sometimes a man just has to feel vulnerable for a couple of minutes. Sometimes that's all you really need, just to say what's wrong, to talk it out, it's kind of embarrassing to go to a family member or a friend about this, these sensitive things.

It's usually like, it wasn't me, it was you, which is the oldest trick in the book I have to say, it's always you. Well honey, I don't mean to get you upset, I'm actually here if you want to feel better. Like I said, sometimes a conversation is all you need, but sometimes you just really got to get one out of your system, if you know what I mean.

Oh don't worry, oh don't worry, you'll be fine. I come here all the time. See that guy over there? Divorced.

See that one over there? Divorced twice. From my experience, the ones who've been divorced more than twice seem a lot happier.

It's sort of like they get their youth back when they were younger teenage boys. You know, like in high school when you're barely going through all that puberty and hormonal changes and you just really got, well you got it all the time. You know, I have some pills to help if you don't really feel up for it.

Oh come on, I'm kind of your friend now. We were here all alone, looking like a sad sap and you couldn't catch your eye and the only thing that would get your attention was me. I'm not trying to sound conceited honey, it's just what I saw.

I'm very observant, like how I know that's your fifth drink. Yeah, I'm sure by now you feel so angry, so many emotions just bubbling inside you. I'm sure you want to release all of that.

Trust me, you're going to feel way better. You'll forget all about whatever her name is and you'll see after me, you'll be a brand new man. You won't be sad anymore.

Well, depends on you. I've had some sensitive men, some real sensitive men, some of them just cry, but then they find me again, and again, and again. Until, well, they're all better.

I told you, I'm sort of like a therapist. I know all of them by their first names, it's very intimate, very intimate. I know this is probably your first time doing something like this.

You seem like a really sweet, nice guy. You're just down in the dumps. You just need to dust it off and you'll feel much better.

Tell you what, I'll let you buy me, let's see, you're on your fifth drink. I'll let you buy me six shots. Believe me, we'll be good by six.

I just want to catch up to you. I have a way of making people feel better. I don't know, sometimes I feel like I have magical powers.

Who knows? I see this all the time. Men that have too much pride, they always come back, always.

I never take anything to heart. I've heard it all. I've been called everything.

I just laugh because nobody really understands my line of work. I feel like I go on and beyond. Literally, beyond.

I also give you the comfort you need. Maybe you just want to cuddle. That's fine.

I can cuddle. Maybe you just want to talk. I can talk.

Or if you want me just to stay silent. I could listen. I'm very good at listening.

It's sort of like a mini paradise. You can think of it as anything your heart really desires. To help you feel better.

That's why I'm here. And the way you are looking at me. Maybe I remind you of her.

I don't know. I don't care. Because I can make you get over her like that.

It's not that hard of a decision. I mean, do you want to just keep moping around all day? Like a sad little fool? Or do you want to man up and just get it over with? Just rip off the bandaid.

Look at him. Look how happy he looks. Trust me.

This is the only way you're going to feel any better. The only way you'll get on with your life. Hmm.

Yes, yes, I know. This is not like you. You're really not that type of guy.

I told you, honey. I've heard it all. And I can already tell you what your answer is going to be.

Well.