Banished Knight "Defeats" The Princess M4F

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Hey, wake up. Come on, madam, this is serious. They're outside.

I can hear them. Shh, keep your voice down. We need to be quiet.

The general has sent his men. He found us here. I don't know if he had an informant or they followed you somehow, but they're here.

We need to get out. There's at least 15 of them. Probably unskilled, but even idiots in large numbers can prove to be deadly.

They're going to start barging in soon. We need to be gone before they do. Forget this place.

I can rebuild later. They're after our lives. Now quick, get your clothes on and take this dagger.

Hopefully we can get out of here without having to use it. Just follow my lead. There's a spare exit in the cellar.

Hopefully they haven't found that yet. Either way, that's our best shot at getting out of here. Down the stairs.

This way. Right over here. Ah, shit, they've already gotten down here.

Get off me, you son of a bitch. Thanks. Where'd you learn to use a dagger like that? Up the ladder.

I can hold them off for a little bit. Which one of you blithering idiots wants to get trapped in the chimp pocket dimension first? All three of you, it seems.

I don't think the chimps like your kind very much. Heh. Goodbye.

Are you alright up there, princess? Why, of course I learned dark magic. A very dear wizard friend of mine taught me.

The chimp dimension is quite a dark place indeed. Now stand clear, I'm coming up. We go into the forest.

It's quite dangerous at night, but that's part of the reason why they won't dare follow us. Let's go. I can hear them coming.

What is it? Smoke? My house! Those.

.. bastards set my house on fire! I don't think they realize.

They're all dead men walking now. Unfortunately, that has to wait. We need to get out of this forest first.

The night isn't exactly an ideal time for this. Orcs? No.

Much worse. An abomination more hideous than what any immortal could imagine. It's been said that the last thing you see before having your insides devoured is a flash of green.

If you're perhaps. .. unfortunate enough to survive that, it seems your mind is corrupted.

The only thing survivors can seem to manage is repeating something about 15% or more. There are most certainly fates worse than death. Ah, I'm sure we don't have to worry about that.

I haven't heard any reports of seeing it recently. I think it's gotten distracted with all the recent orc activity in the area. Those imbeciles that destroyed my house better not get eaten before I can dispatch them myself.

Anyway, we need to find a place to hold up for a while. Unfortunately, as you know, the people of the Outlands aren't exactly the most friendly to royals. Hmm.

.. Wait a minute. Do you remember the old blacksmith? He was banished to the Outlands for making a batch of faulty swords or something.

If I can remember correctly, I heard some goons talking about an old blacksmith on the west side of this forest. If that's the same one from the kingdom, we were quite good friends back in the day. I never knew what became of him after his banishment, other than he was somewhere in the Outlands.

We're not too far from the edge of the west side. I say we give it a shot. Worst case, we hold up in a cave or something.

This is only temporary. I've decided I'm going back to the kingdom. Without a king, I'm not banished anymore, but I don't exactly think they'll be rolling out the red carpet for me.

The general brought this upon himself. I almost can't believe he had the gall to not only send his men to destroy my house and kill you, but he seriously thought he could kill me. The fool.

I'll have to humble him. There's simply no other way around it. When he was my student, he knew better.

What do you mean? Are you suggesting that I become king? I would certainly do a better job than either your father or the general, but.

.. I'm not sure. After these years of living out here, under my own rule, I think I prefer a simpler life.

Maybe not in the Outlands, but. .. I wish to go somewhere where I can live under my own rules without worrying about a large population.

After this whole ordeal is over, of course. And maybe. ..

you could join me? Just a thought. Hey, I see a house up ahead.

It looks like there's an anvil outside. This has to be the place. Well, only one way to find out, I suppose.

Hello, Aldous. It's me, Valentino. I know your old ass remembers me.

Come on. Wait a minute. There seems to be quite a lot of cobwebs on the outside here.

Aldous was quite the arachnophobe. Something's wrong. Draw your dagger.

We're going in. Hmm. Nothing.

Seems to have been abandoned for quite some time now. Strange. No sign of a struggle, either.

Whatever happened, I think he's long gone by now. Well, no one else is using it, so. ..

I say we make ourselves at home. Ah, pfft. Dusty as hell.

Hey, let's make a fire. Also, I should probably try and fix that door lock. This place? Creepy? Nah.

Well, okay. Maybe just a little bit. But it'll do.

Don't you think it's at least a bit cozy, though? I mean, come on. A couple trapped in the old spooky cabin trope? Hmm.

How I missed your company. I feel like we picked up just where we left off. We've both changed in so many ways, but at the end of the day, we're still the same.

You never left my mind. I never should have doubted that you'd be back. It was foolish of me.

I hope you can forgive me. Do you think we could cuddle for a bit? I don't want to be away from you.

Much better. This is how it could be every day, you know. If you come with me.

We'll have our own place where we can do whatever we want to. I'm sure you'll be happy. I'm sure you'll be happy.

I'm sure you'll be happy. I'm sure you'll be happy. I'm sure you'll be happy.

I'm sure you'll be happy. No one will bother us. That sounds nice, doesn't it? Keep thinking about it.

You know that's what you want. I want it too. Do you remember when we used to talk like this at the castle? Sneaking around just to see each other.

I'll never forget when you disguised yourself as a nurse just to come see me in my quarters after that week-long battle. I'm not sure that it helped with my physical healing very much, but it definitely improved my mood. I think this time we might just be able to live out our fantasies.

Yeah. Something like that. I've missed you, darling.

Being with you like this reminds me of just how much I love you. And to be honest, there's something else that I've been missing from you too. It's been so long.

You remember sneaking around, back to your bed. The rush of getting away without being caught. Those were the days.

Alas, these days being banished to the Outlands, well, it also entails being banished to the Hand. The Tavern Maidens? Good heavens, no.

What sort of man do you take me for? We never officially broke up anyway. I couldn't bear to be with anyone other than you.

You know that. Hey, I'm not blushing. It's just hot in here.

You know, because of the fire. Well, what about you? Surely you got quite lonely spending all that time alone.

I can't imagine I was much better locked up in that room of yours. Come on, I know a pillow and a few fingers don't substitute for the real thing very well. What do I think? I think you need to get your ass over here and start kissing me again before I have to throw you over my shoulder and pin you down to the bed.

Oh, I'll make you alright. See? It's just as easy as I remember.

Proved you wrong. Pinned you. Now just where do you think you're going? You thought you'd take a chapter from the Brat Handbook, hmm? Well, just how did that work out for you? I'd say pretty well, judging from the look on your face.

Come here. Tsk. Tsk.

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Tsk. Tsk. Looks like you won't be needing that skirt anymore.

I remember just what you like. You didn't think I forgot now, did you? You remember what my tongue can do.

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