Back Alley Wizard Takes The Wrong Potion… M4A [Unhinged] [Neko] ASMR RP

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Hey, over here! You there! Come on, I know you're not going to want to miss this.

Oh no, I've got something very special here, and I was waiting for just the right person to come along. I believe you to be that person. Certainly.

Earlier today it was told to me in fate that you should come walking down the street at just this moment. So wonderful to finally meet you. I have been expecting you for a while, and I'd like to welcome you to my humble shop.

Please, do come in. Make yourself comfortable. I know it's quite damp outside this evening.

Wonderful, my darling. Please, sit. You look a bit weary.

I can tell today was a bit of a long day for you. That's just fine. I'll do what I can to help you out with that.

Does that sound alright with you, my dear? Lovely. That chair is quite comfortable.

I think you'll find it suits you nicely. Now, my dear, can I offer you some tea? My guests deserve the best treatment, of course.

Why am I doing all of this, you ask? How could I not? I was guided by fate to know that you would come here.

I can tell you possess a very special gift, an ability to see past what one of lesser abilities would consider normal. As one allied with the supernatural arts, I do not simply ignore fate. Oh no.

To do so would be a grave mistake on my part. It is possible that you have yet to realize the power you possess. But that's exactly why I'm here, right? Of course, my darling.

It's nice to see that you agree. I'd love to help awaken your subconscious power just a little bit, dear. Nothing too challenging for the moment.

All we must do is make you aware of that lovely little gift of yours. A simple enough task, given that you follow my instructions, of course. Not to worry, my dear.

They're quite simple. I shall guide you along the way. I promise there's nothing to fear.

We'll start off nice and slow. Please, just focus on breathing and trying to relax as much as possible. Nothing is going to harm you.

How about this? Just lay your hands upon the table. Palms up, please.

Lovely dear, that's perfect. Now I'm going to brush this film right over your palms. This is just a simple concoction.

It will allow your palms to conduct supernatural energy much easier. Please, just relax as I brush it on. I find that most actually enjoy the feeling of this process.

I know it can tickle just a little bit, but that feels nice, right? Good to hear, my darling. That's wonderful.

Now, we'll wait for that to dry for just a little bit. In the meantime, I want you to tell me just how you're feeling today. This is a crucial step.

We want you to be as relaxed as possible, so please let me know if you have any sort of stress today from work or perhaps just life in general. Ah, that's all right, dear. Don't you worry about that one bit.

I would be more than happy to help you relax. In fact, let's start with just that. Before all else, it's imperative that you can think clearly and calmly.

Oh, it looks like the first phase is already in motion. Now, lovely, this tea has a very special blend of herbs. It will no doubt help those heightened nerves.

There you are, my darling. Careful, it may just be a little bit hot. But please, enjoy whenever you like.

Now, I believe those hands of yours are dry. Perfect. Just keep them relaxed, however is best for you.

Good, good. Allow me to light my incense sticks. I crafted these in pursuit of finding the ultimate calm.

It's critical in this line of work to be relaxed while working. The best results always come from someone with a level head. Take a deep breath.

Combined with the tea, this should be a truly lovely experience. How's that, dear? We can take as long as we need.

There's no rush. Someone as special as you comes along so rarely that I can afford to take all the time in the world. As long as you're sure, my darling.

Very well. Let us begin the awakening ceremony. I'll take a seat in the chair just across from you.

Don't worry. I'll be here the entire time to hold your hand. That's it.

Perfect. Now keep those hands straight out and close your eyes. Not too tight.

Just enough so that your vision is completely covered. Truly wonderful, sweetie. You'll begin to feel my fingers slowly trace along your palm.

Just like that, my dear. That's quite enjoyable, right? Lovely.

It even puts me at ease seeing you this way. Do you feel the pattern I'm drawing on your hand? Describe to me just how it feels.

I want you to say the shape that comes to mind. Wonderful, dear. That's just right.

Keep that image in your head, but don't open your eyes just yet. You're doing so well. I knew this was nothing a total novice couldn't handle.

You may open your eyes slowly now. Don't remove your hands from the table just yet. We still have a little bit more to go.

Keep in mind that this is only the very beginning of your awakening, my dear. It's such a joy that you've come this far to begin with. Most of the time, the others take a bit more convincing to come into my shop.

I don't necessarily blame them. The location isn't exactly the most inviting looking. But hey, I've got to save on rent somehow.

Seriously, this is just getting ridiculous at this point. But never mind that. Deep down, you always knew you had this gift, didn't you? Those times where you could sense or perceive something that the others maybe couldn't.

Ah, yes. They called you weird for that, didn't they? But we know you're not weird.

You merely have a different perspective. One that the simple minds of the masses wouldn't quite understand. I was there myself at one point.

But eventually, you just stopped caring so much about what others might think. After all, it's not detrimental to their lives. Really, it's none of their business.

Though, you must always stay polite with them. If we were ordinary, would we really be any different from them? Now comes the fun part.

You get to perform some real magic. I've been waiting for a day like this for so long now. All that's left is to have a tiny drop of this potion in your tea.

This is merely another conductor for magic energy. It shall all work in unison with that hand paint from earlier. Let's see here.

Perfect. This small amount is all that we need. Now, my dear, I propose to you a toast.

To a new magic user. Hmm, that's odd. My tea tastes a little bit.

.. Wait a second. That cup you're holding, was it my.

.. No, no, no, no, no. No, this isn't right.

That potion I used, was it. .. Why are you looking at me like that? Do I.

.. I have cat ears, don't I? That was not the right potion.

I mixed up new magician with Neko. And I might have drank from the wrong cup as well. This wasn't supposed to happen.

How could I be so damn foolish? And you're laughing? Hey, this isn't funny.

I've turned myself into a cat boy and you find it amusing, don't you? Hmph, absurd. I'll have you know that I'm the most powerful wizard in all of.

.. Is that a string? I.

.. How dare you? I can't resist the urge to attack it.

Nonsense. Ah, give me that damn thing. Stop pulling it away.

You know I can't control myself like this, damn it. Hmph, not fair. Okay, okay, please.

I didn't mean for it to turn you, okay? I just got everything mixed up. Please, I don't want to be forced to be around that wretched string all night.

Thank you, dear. I. ..

listen. I know how to sort this whole thing out. But you're going to have to help me.

Uh, uh, not so fast. You can't just walk out of here. Fate has already warned me of that moment.

Though it didn't quite predict the whole cat thing. Hmph. Funny.

What a convenient plot hole. But never mind that. The moment you stepped in here, I already had control over you.

I'm afraid that ritual isn't complete until you produce some of your own magic. Until then, you're stuck with me. I'll only tell you the way after you've helped me out first.

Oh, my dear. I wouldn't recommend you trying to leave. Try and walk out that threshold and you'll have a one-way ticket to the dreaded chimp dimension.

Hmph. That made you pause for a moment. Now, I think we'll come to find this whole relationship between us can be quite beneficial.

That is, if you're willing to help me out. In return, I'll make sure that you're aware of just how far your abilities can go.