Awww, I'm Your Transition Goal

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I feel like I've barely gotten to see you over the last couple of weeks. Yeah, I know it's been a crazy time for you. And I know you tend to go run and hide in your bed all day when you get upset.

And listen, I'm really sorry coming out didn't go as well as you hoped. Yeah, well, they're fuckheads and you don't need people like that in your life. But there are a few things that a little retail therapy can't help bury, besides credit card debt, but that's neither here nor there.

Come on, let's get you the kind of pretty girl wardrobe you deserve. My treat, by the way. No, no, no, no.

I've got a mountain of coupons in this purse and a paid off credit line with a store. I'm more than capable and very happy to throw it all away just for you. Yes, I do insist.

You aren't paying for so much as a sock today. Thank you. Where do we start? Pants it is.

Okay, here we go. I don't think there's a whole lot of difference between men's and women's jeans, but I can get a few pairs for you to try on just to see how things go. Remember, you've always got to check for pockets on any pants you buy.

The fashion industry is really weird about giving women pockets because, you know, they hate us. Okay, that's a couple of them. Okay, that's a couple different pants to try on.

Did you want any other pants or is this enough for you? Ah, skirts. You gotta have a few of those.

Come on, they're over this way. I don't know this store too well. Shut up.

It's perfectly normal to know where everything is. Do you want my help or not? Okay, that's what I thought.

So, as you can see, there's a few different kinds of skirts to choose from. Like this one. Like the ones I wear? Yeah, those were over here on this rack.

Oh, these ones are good. They have them in damn near every color you can think of. I think I seriously own nine different versions of the same one.

Don't judge me. Yeah, let's get a couple different ones. What colors were you thinking? Yeah.

Yeah, you always need a black option. Navy blue. Green.

Of course you pick purple. Wait, seriously? Mustard yellow? No, no, no, no.

I'm not critiquing. Mustard yellow is going in the cart. Okay, that should be enough to get you started.

How about we see if we can go find you a nice purse? Well, you kind of need one if you're going to be wearing skirts without pockets. You'll get used to carrying one, I promise.

Come on. Yeah, the purse selection here isn't the greatest. We can go somewhere else for one if you can't find anything you like here.

Oh, that one? I used to have one just like that. Lost it when I moved.

Who knows where it's at? Okay, what's next? Well, I'm sure we can find you some more feminine shoes than that.

I really should have taken a look at the other ones. I know you need them for your job and all, but it really isn't acceptable to wear steel-toed boots in any other context. Well, would you look at that? I actually have a buy one get one half off coupon for all shoes.

So go ahead and pick out two pairs. Finally, I got you to voluntarily wear tennis shoes. And for your next pair? Yeah, they've got boots over here.

Sorry to say, none of them are armored. Hey, I am starting to like the idea of an armored shoe for a woman. Okay.

Are you sure you want to go with those? Well, walking in heels takes a lot of getting used to. Okay, I guess you do have to start somewhere.

Okay, this is a decent initial haul. Let's head over to the changing rooms. You know, I couldn't help but notice that a lot of the stuff you picked out is the kind of stuff I have.

Well, you got the exact same skirt I like to wear, the exact purse I used to have, and we're both going to be walking out of here in black leather heeled boots. Yeah, I'm sure you're going to like it. Yeah, I thought maybe you were modeling your new look after me.

Wait, really? You want to look as pretty as me? Thank you.

I'm sure you'll have no problem pulling that off. Okay, head on in. But you have to actually show me what you look like in all of this before I'm buying anything for you, okay?

Okay. Uh, you about ready? You don't look silly.

Just come on out. Oh, fuck, huh? Damn! No, you look great.

Yeah, skirts suit you so well. No, I'm not just saying that. Yeah, throw it in the bag.

Throw it in the bag. Go ahead and try on the jeans. How's it look? Girl, are you okay? No, you're not okay.

I can hear you crying. Can I come in? Hey, what's wrong? They don't fit? Okay, we'll get a different size.

They don't fit because— Oh, I guess there is one difference between men's and women's pants. I'm sorry, sweetheart. No, it's not okay.

You shouldn't have to deal with this. Someday, you're gonna make it big, and you'll be a beautiful rich girl, and you'll be able to get your surgery. No, it has to happen, because I said so, and I'm never wrong about future predictions.

I still maintain that I will be proven correct on that. I'm not convinced the queen is really dead. Yeah, that's a pretty smile.

Yeah, you're pretty. I mean, I don't know that anyone's as pretty as me, but if anyone was, it'd be you. I really do mean it.

I've always thought of you as good-looking, even before all of this. Yeah, to be honest, I've always had a bit of a crush on you. Well, you had mentioned before that you weren't interested in dating anyone, so I never made a move.

Oh, you couldn't be with anyone until you were your real self? Well, you're your real self now? Yeah, I'm still interested.

You know I play ball, don't you? I'm still interested. You know I play both sides, and I definitely always come out on top.

That was a great joke, do not. Are you gonna shut up and let me kiss you? Or.

.. I've wanted to do this for years. You're a lot better than this than I expected.

Well, you never dated anyone that I know of, and I figured you didn't have much practice. Really? YouTube tutorials? You should have just come to me.

I could have taught you everything you needed to know. Oh, but I bet there are a few things I can teach you. Oh, I'm not insinuating anything.

On a completely unrelated note, can I take your clothes off? Yeah, right here. I've waited too long for this.

There's no way I can make it all the way back to my place before I have you. Or, I don't want to. No one's gonna hear us.

The store is dead this time of day. Yeah, and the music's loud enough. There's only one clerk, it's fine.

Remember, I know the store. Yeah? You want to? Fuck yes.

Yeah, me too. And the bra, take it off. Right for the tits.

No, no, it's okay, please. Yeah. Get them.

.. Yeah, get your mouth on them. Can I.

.. Can I touch you here? Yeah, your girl cock.

Yeah. Mm, thank you. Oh, mm, shh, baby girl.

You have to be quiet. Touche. Here, I'll cover your mouth, and you cover mine.

Mmh. What? You want to go down on me? Yes, fuck, please, please, please.

Mmh. Have you ever done this to a girl before? Don't worry, I'll guide you.

Just start off slow. Ah, yes. Like that.

Like that. Oh, just a little around the lips. Oh, fuck.

Mmh. Mmh. Go ahead.

Swirl your tongue around. Oh, fuck. Go ahead, yeah.

Mmh. Yeah, you can push your tongue in a little. Mmh.

You can. .. oh, oh yep, yep.

You know what you're doing, oh fuck. Mmh. Mmh, yes.

Oh my gosh, tongue, fuck me like that. Oh, God. Mmh, this is so fucking.

.. Oh, you're amazing. Yes, I'm gonna keep it down.

Mmh, mmh. Mmh, you're doing so good, sweet girl. Oh, mmh.

And if I. .. if I play with my clit.

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Mmh. Mmh, mmh, you're good. Mmh, I feel you, bitch.

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Mmh. Mmh. I'm getting chills.

I'm getting chills. What I'm going with is. ..

Can I go on your face? Mmh. Mmh.

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Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Mmh, mmh. Mmh.

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Oh, my God. Mmh, mmh. Oh, fuck, yes.

Mmh. Oh my God. Mmh.

Mmh. Mmh, mmh. You're such a fucking ass.

Can I clean you up a bit? Mmh. Mmh.

Mmh. I made your face all messy. Mmh.

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Mmh. I'm safe. I need to feel you.

Is that okay? Yeah? Good.

Oh, wow. Mmh. Mmh.

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