💋😚 Autistic Girlfriend Wants to Practice Kissing 😚💋 (F4A) (New Found Confidence After Cocktails) (Sitting in Your Lap) (Sexy/Adorable)

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Hold on to your knickers, I'm going to say it. The world would be a more peaceful place if we all just stayed in pyjamas all the time. I will not elaborate, it is self-explanatory.

The girls and gays who get it, get it, and the girls and gays who don't, are going to be less comfortable. You are very clever, suggesting we consume alcohol. Not just a pleasing face, I see.

Do you know what's amazing about alcohol? Everything. Quite literally everything.

It is sweet, it is sour, it burns, it tickles, and, the best part of all, it takes away your brain worries. Why did no one tell me this, I would have become an alcoholic. Not like an abusive angry one, just like one that does it to, you know, take away the cranium blues.

You know, actually, society has misconceptions about most alcoholics. We conflate alcoholism with abuse. Most alcoholics are not abusers.

They just have a dependency on alcohol. Not the same thing as punching your wife in the face. If I was an alcoholic, I would want people to make that distinction.

Very much so. I would say, how dare you, I have never struck my wife in the face, I just have a crippling dependence on the grape. Get it right, sir.

And you feel all tingly in your body and it's like, wow. This is what it must be like to be a dog. And everyone, everything just feels fluffy and hopeful and like, yes, definitely.

That is the best thing ever that anyone has ever suggested. I'm so glad you said something about it. Just like when you said, why don't you try some, sweetheart? And I said, oh, no.

But now, dependent on the grape, me says, absolutely. It's not called being fickle, it's called being open to growth. Which I obviously am, because I'm a mature adult woman.

And I don't care that my co-workers don't like me, because part of being a grown-up is recognising that not everyone's going to like you. Or understand you, or even want to understand you. But it's OK.

Because I have at least three people in my life I have genuine connections to, and how many people can say that, really? I mean, all these people have all these friends on Facebook and. ..

Actually, do people still use Facebook? Never mind. Instagram and Snappychat and.

.. But are they really friends? Could they call them up at 3am and be like, it's feeling a bit wobbly in the old brain? Would they pick up? Who knows? But I know.

.. I know for certain you would, and my mum would, and my sister would, so. ..

It's really, really nice. Thank you for being part of the suicide assistance. I haven't been suicidal for years, but it's so nice to know that somebody would appear.

Of course I would. I would always come for you. Both in the helpful and sexual way.

Sometimes when I've struggled to come, I have just had to take over for you, but please don't take that personally. It takes me a lot to get there. As you're aware, we've been asked about these things.

Sometimes when your brain is going ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong, it's really hard to focus on having an orgasm, especially when you're trying to time it to somebody else's orgasm. Nobody talks about this. It's like, well, you're clearly just not very good in bed, or sexually incompatible, and it's like, is it that, or is it that I'm neurodivergent?

And focusing on anything that isn't a hyperfixation is very difficult. I know you get it. That is because you are many things, but you are not a silly Billy.

Not at all. You are a wise William. You are wise and facially gifted, and I really like your face.

And I love your brain and your eyebrows. They're like perfectly arched. And you have the most dignified knees I've ever seen.

I can't believe you're even asking me that question. How do you not know what a dignified knee is? It is round yet pointed, with the perfect amount of flesh on it, and the perfect amount of bone.

It is a work of art. You can keep your arses and your tits and your this and your that. The knees are where it's at.

And there's probably something else that I don't get, but I don't care. Keep all those things that you find attractive that I feel mad about. I'm okay with it.

I'm taking the eyebrows and the knees and the chin. That is a sexy chin. Do not try and convince me otherwise.

I am open to no other alternative opinion. You have been blessed with a sexy chin. A sexy chin.

It makes me want to bite it, but I get embarrassed. But yes, I have alcohol in me, so. ..

I'm not that embarrassed now. I understand if I'm too sloppy and silly to pull it off. Well, you know, you have all these conventionally attractive people, and they're so serious, and they're dating, and they don't have any fun, and there's no room for mistakes, and everything's seamless, and it's like.

.. That's not real. Or at least it's not real to me.

That is not my experience of life, including romance. And romance is real. No matter if they're fantastical stories or.

.. hentai nonsense. Romance is real, and.

.. I like that sometimes we get it wrong. I like that sometimes I've kissed your teeth.

And that your nose has poked me in the eye. And that sometimes you snort when you laugh. I like that we don't get it right on the first time.

Well, one, because it makes me feel close to you, and two. .. It just means we get to practice.

Practice. I missed your teeth again. Mmm.

.. I'm doing it. I'm kissing that chin.

The sexiest piece of bone known to man. Mmm. ..

Do I kiss better when I'm drunk? Mmm. ..

Well, that's true. I'll have to collect separate data. ..

and cross-reference. Mmm. ..

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Oh, Drinky, I'm not. .. You are a very good kisser.

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We should make more time to practice these things. Mmm. ..

Mmm. .. Well, I imagine practice eliminates teeth kissing.

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.. You are wise, William. Mmm.

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