ASMR | Edgy, Loving Boyfriend Straddles/Massages You During Rainstorm {M4A}

Transcript

Hey, Bames, what are you up to? Nothing much? Yeah, me neither.

It's been really hectic lately, hasn't it? I know, jeez, too many people and too many things to do. I just want to kick back with a nice cold iced tea and watch TV or something.

Maybe put some music on and vibe out. Sounds nice, right? Say, when's the last time you took a break? I know that you deserve a break, babe.

Why don't you say that you and I spent some quality time together, okay? Sweetheart, you know me. I'm always busy.

But I'm never going to be too busy for you. So, do you want to hang out? No hard feelings if you need some time.

I just think that it's nice to be with someone sometimes, you know? Even if neither of us says anything. You don't mind a little bit of chatting? I'm glad to hear it.

I love to talk to you. When I can manage to, anyways. It's no secret that I'm kind of.

.. I'm quiet. Kind of quiet, huh? I'm usually the type that keeps to themselves.

But when I'm with you, that changes and I feel this urge to tell you how much I love you. To tell you that you're beautiful. To.

.. It goes on. And I'm just worried that you'll get bored of all the compliments.

I'm glad to hear it. I really enjoy complimenting you, baby. Not just because we're together, but because I feel like you really need to hear it sometimes.

I'll always be there for you. No matter what. Hey, um.

.. I know that I'm not the best with my words. My love language is physical touch.

You wouldn't mind if I gave you a massage, would you? Mmm, don't worry. I won't crack anything.

Or at least, I'll try not to. Sometimes when you move around, it sounds like a board of styrofoam getting broken. Then you spend a lot of time hunched over.

Just like me. I work from a computer, and you spend a lot of time slouching and looking at screens, too. Not calling you out, hon.

Just telling it how it is. Well, let's get started, shall we? Mmm.

Take a seat. Right here. Yeah, I promise.

My lap is just as good a place as any to sit. That and I promise, it'll be very comfortable. Though if you don't want that, I understand.

You can sit on the couch, and I'll shift over a bit. I see. Well, whatever the case, put your back to me, okay? I used to massage people all the time as practice.

Well, I wanted to be a masseuse, so I spent a lot of time looking things up on the internet. So I spent a lot of time looking things up online, practicing on friends and family, figuring out what felt good and what really didn't. And I know it may seem weird, but since I was part of the weight club since high school, and all the way through university, no one was ever going to turn down a free rubdown.

A lot of people were surprisingly open to it, you know. Though on occasion you'd run into someone that just wasn't comfortable with being touched. And I get it.

Especially from someone that you aren't intimate with. I don't think that getting a massage is something too intimate. Making others feel good in any way that you can should be more normal.

At least I think so, anyways. It doesn't distract from the fact that I want to do this for you because it'll feel nice, right? Anyways, could you relax your shoulders for me? Let me take care of you.

I know that I do already, but come on. If you keep leaning your back against my chest, then we're just going to end up snuggling. I promise you that once I've loosened you up, we can snuggle all you want.

Mm-hmm. Got most of my work done for the next day or two already, so time isn't a problem. At least, not for now.

You know how busy I get. Ha ha, very funny. Well, let's get started, shall we? Like I said, this is just about you relaxing.

Breathe in deep for three seconds. Hold for three seconds. Exhale for three seconds.

Just keep doing that for me, okay? You can close your eyes if you'd like. I find that it helps.

Let your body go limp against my touch. Relax your eyelids. Let the tension in your forehand fall away.

Things will be better when you're completely at ease. Ha ha, you don't have to be nervous, sweetheart. I promise that I'll take good care of you.

I always have, and I always will. Let your jaw relax. Let your tongue fall loose.

If your lips part, that's okay, too. I'm going to grip your shoulders with my fingers, squeezing out the tension. Hunching over all the time has certainly taken its toll on you, babe.

We're definitely going to need to get you a massage. Or a few dozen. You are stiff, hun.

I know, I know, you try. Now this is going to tickle a little bit. I know it does for some.

But again, I promise, it'll feel great. Just try not to wiggle around too much. I know you can be ticklish.

I'm going to rub deep, slow circles into your back. Making sure that I get all around your shoulder blades. And now for the part I'm sure is going to be the most tense, besides your lower back.

Your neck. Oh boy. No, it's nothing, babe.

I just feel like if I poked your neck with a pin, it'd snap in two from how tense you are. I'm not trying to be your dad or anything, but you really gotta watch your posture a bit. This right here.

Yeah, right here where I'm pressing with my thumbs at the base of your neck. This is a sign that you hyperextend your neck too much. It increases tension and in really bad cases can cause inflammation and other not-so-fun things.

But that's enough of that. I'm going to grind my thumbs up and down along the two strips of muscle in the back of your neck. Right from the base to where your skull meets the edge of your neck.

And small circles up and down in turn. Working those knots out. I know it's going to feel a little uncomfortable, but it'll feel great when we're done and lying in bed together.

Don't think that I forgot about that snuggle session, babe. We're still getting on with that. And that should do it.

Can't massage the same part for too long or it's just going to unnecessarily irritate the skin. I love hearing that I can make you feel good. Make you feel relaxed.

And that I can be part of making you feel happy. It really means everything to me. Now for this next part I'm going to need you to scooch.

Just a bit, babe. Lay down, please. Yeah, on your stomach.

I'll straddle your waist from behind and that will let me apply more pressure to your back. Well, you're just going to be shaken up if I try and massage you while you're sitting. The lower back and the musculature of the back in general, for that matter, are much stronger and needs more leverage to work on.

Again, just relax, sweetheart. Rest your arms in front of you, beside you, it doesn't matter. Just make sure that you're comfortable.

I'm going to get up here for a sec and. .. And.

.. That's comfortable. You feeling good, baby? Good.

Now let's see where to start. I think we'll work our way down, top to bottom. A day of sitting and slouching will leave the body feeling sore and stiff.

But we'll work that out real soon. Remind me to bring some massage oils next time. They're great for applications in situations like these.

No need to be shy, it's not the first time I've been in this, well, this rather interesting position. And I'm doubtful that it's going to be the last. Besides, we were going to snuggle after your massage, remember? Or do you have something else in mind for when I'm done pressing on these pesky knots out of your back?

Well, we can see to that later. We'll have plenty of time to tie you up in knots again if you want. But I'm a man of my word.

I said I'd massage you, then after that it was up to you. Whether we choose to snuggle or not is your choice. But seeing that tiny smirk really makes me think that neither of us is going to be laying down for a while.

Whatever the case, let's get started on your back, shall we? I'm sure I'm going to find plenty of knots to press out of you. www.ottobock.com.