💞 💪 Arm Wrestle Confessions 💪 💞 (F4A) (Dense Tomboy) (Arm Wrestle?) (Loser has to Tell a Secret) (Confession) (Wait. You Like Me Too?)

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I Have a question, how can you do this for hours? Play with the tippy-tappy and the bar bar and no no no no no go there no fuck you How how does it not write your brain? I Excuse me exercising is not the same at all No, but with exercising I can have imaginary scenarios in which I win which I never do in life you see mine once Because I can play be a man think fuck you Carl fuck you fuck you I am the man nuts you fuck you You see Clearly you're delusional have no idea what you're talking about.

You're sensitive. I understand You're not understand the ways of the gym rat It's okay, I mainly just pity you You do understand I'm just being mean because I don't understand gaming right I'm petty with a capital P Besides I thought we were gonna do something Well we could go for a run Lift weights We could see a movie I Throw in a fun one one more do you want for me? Why With me I'm bored I Have more friends than you they're just you don't know them No they went to a different school, and you don't know them in church Why don't you understand I don't like anybody else Because They're all new and shiny and I have to be impressive with you.

It's like you know the score. I'm me I fart Yeah, I Know I'm not really one Women don't pass gas or have bowels or you know places to get rid of waste I Must be something we can do together Come on thinking caps on we can do this what can we do together that we will actually both enjoy? I Say I hate people, but really I just don't want them near me You know they're like sharks I Don't hate sharks.

I don't think most people hate sharks It's just that I don't want them in my vicinity and so I stay out of the freaking ocean Hmm People being like I was swimming in the sea and then all of a sudden the shark came out of nowhere no No You went in the sea you went to the sharks front door. How dare you? The Audacity of the human race And I include myself.

I am very audacious being of which Can we go to the gym But I only went for a little bit this morning I Don't have an addiction I can stop whenever the thoughts stop You know you wake up, and you're like get up you lazy piece of shit get in there. That's all you can pop go go go And you know I stop when those subside and then they start up again I'm like holy shit get in your car get to the gym Get sweaty Be a person of value Why not? No, that's called having ADHD, thank you very much my doctor said so Oh Excuse me neurodivergent people are regarded for their high self-esteem Yes, because they seamlessly mask into a society that was not made for them and that has no repercussions whatsoever Stop poking holes in my life and finish your game So I can have my friend back So selfish having online connections that I will never understand Who are these people anyway Carl 23 Baby cakes underscore Smack my ass like a drum Oh We sorry I'm losing me well Not for the gym to harass you Well if you don't want me to go back to the gym entertain me Because one side of my brain is saying pump it up you got to pump it up Pump it up and the other side is saying you fat piece of shit get up now get up get up Yes, but my eating disorders not know I'm not fat so you see my predicament Okay, you're gonna keep playing up No No, no, no You're right.

You're allowed to play your game. I'll man up and Put our sports broad Tackle my demons and whatnot No, no, no, no, no, no, I don't want to force really oh Oh Wasn't that sweet and completely in line with what I wanted fantastic, so what are we going to do? We could go for a run I'll slow down for you I'm not a heartless monster We could Try carport carport parkour Yeah, we're flexible we'll be fine Yeah, well we don't have to start off with skyscrapers we could start with the couch and then the couch on the rug and then The world's your shitty apartment Fine fine fine, what do you want to do?

Lay down Really well that tackle your demons That is true If we play ourselves with the right substances, yes, I Had not thought of that Do you have said substances What do we got we got peach snaps We got orange juice we got vodka we got Something brown we got Rosie Why do we have Rosie who hid this from me Oh Jim rats love Rosie Because we're a beast in the gym and babies in our comfies Okay, I'm more quirkiness and putting on my comfies excuse me Oh Yeah, well once you've accepted you're not going to the gym it's like, okay Keeping habits is difficult, but breaking them. Oh Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Mmm.

Excuse me Lady has a need for something softie on her titties. Mmm. I'll be right back Oh Stretchy stretchy, you are the best Why thank you Pink Rosie pink comfies.

I am ready to numb myself with something that is an exercise Oh Mm-hmm Yeah, now do it You shut the heck up I don't care what you think about Rosie Well, it's mostly sugar yes, I know that's why I drink it Because I like my alcohol with a serving of diabetes Whatever Why don't you drink him Blah potatoes Potato water you have no room to judge But you will because that's your thing I You're pretty judgy Don't be defensive, that's why I like you Cuz you're a judgmental whore like me Mm-hmm Hopefully about like, you know important things but Also probably about things. They're none of our business. Oh, we should probably work on that but You know, we're only human and all that So We are this far down the road of Sun Dare we go further Dare we order the biggest thickest Juiciest most Pizza That they have to offer That was a rhetorical question, yes, we dare order Melpy Mm-hmm, I'm dragging you with me.

I might as well cough up Pepperoni Stuff crust and garlic bread Because I love bread I worship bread why bread do you make me fat why It's not fair. I Love you so much and you give me cellulite Which I know I need to work on and learn to love but it's really difficult when you've been indoctrinated by 90s Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels Oh God And she's entitled to that opinion, but it's not when I share and also it kills little girls God I hate myself. I hate that.

I am a product of the society. I was brought up in Cringe But for now, I will reserve philosophical cultural criticism just say hey Pizza is Great, and I'm entirely happy with it being my entire personality Cuz no, it's not quirky for girls to like pizza, but it has been drilled into us that it's not sexy and you know what? Fuck that and also fuck hating salad girls Salad girls are just girls that have been convinced the carbs are the devil.

Okay salad girls are probably really nice girls In fact, can we just stop hating women based on their food choices just stop Hate them over, you know fascism or exploitation Something with sustenance just like this pizza Did you order Thank you Now if you don't mind I'm gonna tank three or four of these and try to drown out the voices in my head Fruity again You You are delusional I feel sorry for your brain You are cursed with audacity Do you really think you believe that you could defeat a gym rat like me How often do you go to the gym Huh? And you think just because you're slightly bigger than me that you can win Is that correct? No, the layers of the Lulu The Lulu is not the salulu my friend 2020 to 2023 prove that How hard gonna be Excuse me Excuse me.

Look look Look at my arms. Okay These have been sculpted to mimic Lara Croft, okay Because she is my idol and Angelina Jolie, it's just okay, okay How in the heck in heck do you think you stand a chance against me? Oh I feel sorry for you.

I really do Cuz you're about to be destroyed Come here Come bring your arm Place on said table No cheating look me in the eye No cheating, okay No, tickling. No jokes. No foreplay foul play foul play.

Sorry foul play. I Don't know such great No, tickling. No jokes.

No foul play. Okay Okay So winner wins And it's $10 30 Excuse me. I'm not made of money Something more valuable than money what you do know I own nothing, right a Secret I'm very very boring.

I don't have any secrets I go to the gym. I meal plan and I journal What secrets do you expect me to have? Okay, okay, okay Are you ready Three two one I Want to feel sorry for you so bad Serves you right Delicious revenge, okay secret, please Why are you smiling What's what why are you being weird?

Yes, I will like my secret, please Huh Yeah, I like you too secret, please I Mean no, I like you. I like you. Come on.

What's the big bad dark secret? Have you had an aneurysm I like you too You lost on purpose Hmm So I'm guessing you're referring to the ten years of building romantic tension between us that we've never been brave enough to talk about Nice Okay I Don't I say this without sounding like an asshole. I like you too, but um, I only have one friend and you're that one friend and what if we You know, and then you're like, oh no by and then I'm like fuck.

I am so lonely And now my friend is gone. And yeah, yeah I Still feeling that love like like you said like sorry. Yeah, but like like No, I do like you it's just I also love you because I've been around you and What are we what this Semantics words etymology What are words anyway, you know Yes Please big big glass.

There you go.