Ah, finally. After all this time, the massive, rare, and critically acclaimed Pink Diamond Doorstopper is mine. I've had my eyes on this beauty since that hermit modern artist announced the concept of this piece.
It's as ridiculous as all the others, but I must collect every single piece of overrated garbage this artist puts out. Especially when each one is more… phallic than the last. I mean, Doorstopper.
It looks like a giant cock. A heavy two-hander with a massive pink diamond as the tip. It's so… pointless.
And valued at 3.5 million. They'll call anything art nowadays. But it's mine now.
All mine. For my own personal enjoyment. Now all I have to do is… Hm? What was that? Who's there? Dammit.
Listen, I know you're there. Stop hiding and come out already. You wouldn't be the first rent-a-cop security guard I've dealt with.
Oh? You… aren't dressed like security? Who are you? And what are you doing here? Hm? You're here for a YouTube video? A 24-hour locked-in challenge? What? How foolish.
You better not be recording me now, or else I'll definitely have to dispose of you. Oh? You stopped recording when you heard me monologuing? What? I was not monologuing.
Pardon me? Like a cliché comic book villain? Ridiculous.
I won't stand for being mocked by you, Tuber, or whatever it is you are. I don't have time for this. Your camera.
Hand it over. What? Why are you surprised? I'm not just gonna let you go with that camera.
We both aren't supposed to be in here. But I'll be damned if I let you get away with that. You may have said you weren't recording me, but I have no way to be sure of that unless I confiscate it.
So, hand it over. Oh? So you did take photos of me? Private collection or not, I can't allow you to leave with this.
What do you mean by private collection? Oh. Oh my.
Is that a tripod in your pants? Or is this skin-tight catsuit hugging my huge breasts, curvy hips, and thick ass exciting you? Hmm? Is that what you mean by private collection? You saw me here and wanted to get some deposits for your spank bank, huh? What's your name? Come on.
Don't hold back now. We're both in this together now, right? Tell me your name.
Hmm. I like that. Well, I will be taking your camera.
But how about I give you something in exchange for it? Something you can't get anywhere else, but you can easily get another camera. Hell, give me your address and I'll have the same model sent to you.
But one thing you can't get anywhere else would be me. Me unzipping the front of my catsuit like this, leaning forward so my heavy tits are spilling out invitingly for you. Do you like that? Good.
Now, come here. I want you to sit over here on one of these benches. Follow me.
I hope you're getting a good view of my ass back there. I can feel your eyes burning holes through my cheeks. Latex suits aren't cheap, you know.
You break it, you buy it. Go ahead and sit down. Oh my, you do have quite the rager in your pants there.
Holy shit, did seeing my ass that close get you harder? Yeah? Well, maybe you'd like it if I turned around and lifted my cheeks and my hands like this, squeezing and jiggling them for you while bending over for you to see.
Oh yeah, I can tell you like that. Take your cock out. Yes, right now.
I'm gonna tease you with my body while I tell you exactly how I want you to jerk your cock. Oh my, oh what a gorgeous cock you have. Go ahead and start servicing that beautiful dick.
Slowly, slow strokes. And just watch while I bend over and shake my ass for you. Shake my ass for you.
Don't grip it too tight though, I don't want you coming too soon. Hmm? What's that? You want to record this? I see.
You want to record me so I can send you the footage for later use? But keeping my face out of all the shots? Fine, I'll allow it.
Guess I'll have to just give you a worthwhile show then. Mm, see this here? It's a zipper.
It just unzips. Not wearing any kind of panties under this skin tight suit, I'm just unzipping it and spreading my ass cheeks so you can see my exposed tight asshole and get a peek of my pussy while I bend over at this angle. Ah, get that cock nice and wet, and stroke it.
Ah, keep stroking for me. Keep stroking that hard cock while you look at my fat ass and spread open hole. Ah, do you see how wet my pussy is just from this? I'm going to unzip the front a bit so my tits can hang out comfortably.
Let me just squat on my knees so you can get a view of my ass while I fondle my breasts. Mm, you like when I bounce up and down like this? Like watching my ass clap and bounce from that angle? Mm, keep stroking your cock thinking about me riding you.
Fuck. Very good. I can hear you trying to suppress your panting and moaning.
Oh damn, you sound so good, baby. Be loud for me. It's just you and I here.
God, you're making my pussy drip. I'm gonna turn around and just relax here, leaning back one arm while I spread my legs for you. Oh, the zipper goes all the way up to above my pussy, and the other one comes down to my belly.
My suit is hanging off in the right places for your viewing pleasure, but still so skin tight against my thick thighs. Do you like the sight of my breasts out like this? Yeah? Oh, good.
Oh, keep stroking your cock. I'm gonna play with my pussy right here with you. Oh, god, I'm so horny.
Oh, watching you jerk yourself the way I tell you is turning me on so, so much. Oh, I'm aching to be filled. Oh, fuck.
Oh, since I'm taking this with me anyway, why don't I actually put this stupid art piece to good use? Oh, oh, oh, fuck yeah. Oh, that's nice.
I'm just gonna fuck myself with this thick fucking cock diamond door stopper. Oh, it's so fucking stupid, but it feels so good stretching my pussy wide. Oh, fuck.
Oh, keep stroking that cock. Mm, grip it tighter for me. Oh, yeah, that's it, baby.
Oh, thrust into the tight grip. Oh, like it's my tight fucking pussy. Oh, you see how wide I'm being stretched and how well I'm taking it? Oh, can you be a good boy and fuck yourself without coming until I say so? Mm, oh, no, don't close your eyes.
Oh, look at me. Oh, look into my eyes while you touch yourself. Oh, you can look into my eyes or look at my body, but don't you dare look away.
Oh, see how long you can last. Oh, keep stroking up and down. Up and down.
Oh, grip it tighter. Oh, yeah. Oh, like that.
Oh, fuck into your hand. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, that's so good.
Mm, no, stop. Ah, yes, baby. Oh, so good.
Oh, look at you twitching desperately. Oh, I know your cock is aching to continue. Oh, but I saw you were looking at my ass earlier.
Your cock really liked the thought of fucking my ass. I'm gonna take this out of my pussy now. Mm, fuck, it's so wet and warm.
I'll just go on all fours here. I'll spread my legs for you. Ass on full display.
I'm sure you can see my heavy breasts hanging too. Mm, just gonna spread my cheeks and slowly push this new toy I have here right into my asshole. Oh, mommy loves getting fucked in the ass.
I take it so well, don't I? Oh, fuck. Oh, grip that cock and stroke yourself until you come.
Oh, looking at how I'm bent over and fucking myself with this toy for you. Oh, you're doing so good, baby. Now will you learn to do as you're told? Breasts like you need to be trained, need to be taught how to act.
Savor the moment because it'll never come again and that will be your punishment. Oh, when you watch this recording back, you'll always try to feel like you did in this moment and you never will. You won't have the sounds from my lips hitting your ears quite the same.
The slutty squelch of my wet ass getting fucked by this toy won't be the same. Oh, seeing the pool from my dripping pussy under me. Oh, and just barely resisting the urge to fall on all fours and lick up every last drop before begging to taste my pussy.
Oh, begging to fucking lick my pussy. Oh, yeah, I can tell. Oh, I know you like that.
Fuck. Oh, yeah, you want to, don't you? Oh, you want to taste my pussy? Well, you can't.
You're a bad boy who sneaks around taking pictures and videos of others without permission. But don't worry. Mommy's generous.
I'm generous enough to at least let you come while watching. While listening to mommy getting off on this. Listening to her, oh, touch her nipples and fucking rub her clit.
Oh, knowing you're jerking your cock to her. Oh, knowing you're jerking your cock to her. Oh, I wish I could see your tortured frustration while you jerk off to this.
I'm trying to recreate the sensation of this moment every time you get off to this again. Oh, you're so, so fucking cute. Go ahead and come for me, baby.
Fuck, I'm reaching my limit too, so. .. I'm gonna touch my pussy while I continue to fuck my ass onto this toy.
I'll count down and we'll come together, okay? Close your eyes and don't open until I say so. Oh, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, go faster, baby, squeeze tighter, 3, almost there, 2, 1, oh, fucking come for me.
Oh, fuck, I'm coming. Oh, I'm fucking coming. Oh, God, God, I'm so fucking horny and I'm fucking coming.
Oh, fucking come for me. Oh, fuck. Oh, very good.
Mmm, your cock looks so delicious. But I can't stay to help you clean it up. I'll just be taking this now.
Oh, so cute. Your eyes are still closed. You're learning to be obedient.
Perhaps I'll have to seek you out and teach you more lessons after all. You're making incredible progress in your training. Good boy.
Very good boy.