An Annoyed Boyfriend.

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Where's my kiss? Close. What's up? What's wrong? What did I do this afternoon? Okay.

Well, that says everything. Cause now I know exactly why you're mad with me. So I'm going to get back to my game.

Sorry. No. I'm not having this conversation.

Yeah, I know it's your PlayStation. All right. Okay.

Give it to me then. Mm-hmm. Okay.

Do you know something? I'm not going to stay at your place no more, and I won't play your PlayStation anymore, so you won't have to worry about it. I can't believe you've come home from work angry about something so petty.

Don't you trust me or something? Right. So obviously, babe, if I'm on your PlayStation, right, your friends are going to think it's you.

Well, I didn't think to go invisible, because I don't go invisible on mine. So I just, you know, it's not. ..

So you're mad that I helped your friend? Because basically, that's what it boils down to. Oh, so you're not mad that I helped him? Oh, okay.

Well, forgive me, because I thought that's why you was mad. Oh, I see. So you're mad because you think that I had more fun with another guy this afternoon? That's just insane.

Your friend came online, or was online, whatever, I don't even look at who's online and who's not. He messaged me, obviously thinking it was you, said he needed help with a mission. I said, it's not him.

It's his girlfriend, and I'm on his PlayStation. But sure, my day off, I'll come and help you. I had nothing else to do.

I was playing Red Dead by myself anyway. Well, I'm sorry, but we never had a conversation when you said to me about the rules of the PlayStation. Because, as you know, when you stay at my house, you are free to do what you want with no restrictions, you know?

And the same applies when you're on my PlayStation. So, and have I ever once said to you, don't talk to any of my friends if they message? Well, I'm sorry, if I'd known that you was going to get annoyed.

What? Hold on, say that again. I should know better? Well, I find that so confusing.

I was just trying to help somebody out, so I should know better by what? Yeah, but it's not like I'm just talking to any guy, it's your friend. What do you mean he's been gushing? Well, so you're mad that he had fun with me? So, would you rather him say to you, oh, I played a bit this afternoon with your girlfriend? Oh no, sorry, that sounds really bad.

Oh my god, if looks could kill, wow, you know what I meant. Would you rather him say, oh, your girlfriend helped me out on a mission today, and she is really miserable, didn't say anything to me? See, can you see right there, I wouldn't win.

Because I bet if I had done that, you would have come home mad, accusing me of being a bitch to your friend. And if I had fun with your friend, then I would be in trouble for that. So either way, I can't win.

It's what they say, stick and shit on both ends, right? I couldn't win either way, could I? I mean, you've come home from work angry about this, and all the while, I'm sitting here thinking, oh, I can't wait for my man to come home, I've made him a wonderful dinner, yeah, I've got the bath ready for you and everything, I do all the things that you want, and I can't please you.

How about we start again? Why don't you come here, why don't you give me a kiss, and why don't we stop talking about this stupid gaming incident? It's ridiculous.

I won't do it again, okay? If I play on your PlayStation, I will only go on single player. Alright? And I'm sorry if I annoyed you, I obviously didn't mean to.

Come here. Come here. Ouch, don't squeeze me that hard, baby.

Because I'm going to think you're still mad at me if you do that. Ouch, stop now, that hurt. You purposely bit my lip, that hurt.

Here's me trying to make up and you're still mad, so you know what, forget it, I'm going to bed. I'm not walking away from you, I'm just going to bed. Why don't you have your bath, have something to eat, and then we'll reset, and then you can join me and we'll watch TV, how about that?

Right, well, I'll see you in a bit, yeah? Enjoy your dinner. No, I'm not hungry.

Yeah, I'll talk to you later.