AMA July 2024

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So, I said I would record some questions, so let's start off strong with So what the weather like where you at? The weather is gross, it's wet, it's humid, it's not pleasant for anyone Next we have Do you have breakfast every day? I don't have breakfast most days, mostly because I sleep as long as possible and then that doesn't leave a whole lot of time for anything else And then Do you have piercings?

I have my ears pierced, a long time ago they used to be double pierced but then I got tired of that and I took the top one out and now it's just one piercing in the lobe and then I had a belly button piercing that I had to take out for surgery when I got my tubes removed and so that one's closed up but I'm thinking about getting that re-pierced during the winter so it'll be super cute for summer Next question says When someone cheats, do you understand? No, no I don't understand, you're a real piece of shit if you do that The next one says Sleep in or get up early? I'm not sleeping over this, I'm sleeping as much as humanly possible, 900% of the time This is actually a really common question that I don't often answer until Are you dating someone right now?

I have been married for almost 10 years so I mean do with that what you will And it's crazy to me that people don't know this, I don't know how much overlap there is between all of my platforms but I almost always have my wedding ring on in any pictures I take so anybody eagle eyed would see that, it's pretty obvious in my opinion Next question says Fries or ice cream? I guess that depends on what I've got to go with it, if I've got like cheese or something I'd definitely go fries, if I'm real sad I'd probably go ice cream This next one says Are you someone who doesn't care about stuff often? That's a really ambiguous question, you mean like stuff, material things because yeah I care about stuff a lot, I like stuff, I like to have stuff, I spend all my time acquiring stuff If you mean stuff just like things in general like I don't, do I care about the things going on around me as much as I can, as much as I have the energy to, sure The next question says Waffles or cookies?

We're going waffles 100% of the time and then when we get our waffles we're gonna put strawberries and whipped cream on top but then no syrup because the syrup makes them too damp so only strawberries and whipped cream and that's the best way to have waffles Maybe you put some butter on those but you've already cooked them with butter so they don't necessarily need more butter but you could This next question says I, as respectfully as possible, am obsessed with your curves That's a crazy thing to say because I am built like the 1980s, I am built for leotards and leg warmers, I have no ass and no hips, I had big titties when I was breastfeeding and when I was heavier but even then they weren't that big, I don't have a whole lot of waist, I'm very boxy The next one says Where do you go when you want to have a relaxing weekend? I don't go anywhere, we're broke around here sir, that's a ridiculous question What's the next one? Can you recommend a game to me? No I cannot, I'm not good at games and I'm not that much fun, if I were to play a game I'm playing something like Stardew Valley or My Time at Portia, My Time at Sandrock, Sandrock is really good, I'm super pleased with how that came out, I haven't gotten through much of it but it turned out really good but I like cozy games, farming games, sim games, I've owned every iteration of the sims from the beginning and I love it Another super ambitious question, cheese or chocolate?

Probably cheese, fun fact though, they taste really good together, like if you just get some cheddar cheese and some plain milk chocolate, that actually fucking slaps So, where were you last on vacation? It wasn't really a vacation but it was the summer time and I wasn't working, so the last quote unquote vacation I took was to Texas to visit my mom Is something bothering you? Something is always bothering me, I am very easily bothered What dumb experience have you had on a dating app?

I don't think anyone has had any experiences on a dating app that aren't dumb, I didn't use dating apps a whole lot, I'm not like a Tinder girly, the closest thing I ever used was FetLife, and that's less of a dumb experience and more of like a life-threatening experience so. .. What thought did you wake up with today? Today I woke up and I thought, wow I'm so fucking tired because I couldn't fall asleep until around 2am, and then I woke up at 6 because I had to go to the dentist, uh yeah so I woke up and I was like, getting an 8am appointment was stupid, and now we're here Next question says, any activity you want to try out?

I eventually, when I have time and money and energy, I'm gonna do a pole dancing class because I think that would be super fun and super cute, get some core strength, be hot, it'd be a good time for everybody This next question says, hey, hey do you have pictures on your wall? Yeah I've got a lot, a lot of pictures on my wall, I like getting photos printed, I use the free prints app, and I get like 85 photos every month of just like shit off my phone, it's not shit, it's pictures of me and my family, they're good, they're good pictures but also, they're not professional in any way, they're just me printing the things I see and then I frame them and I put them up all over my house, it's a good time This next question says, do you realize just how easy it is to get lost in your pretty eyes? Aww, I mean, you can say that, I got, I would be more inclined to believe this if I had like some super cute hazel eyes or something like that, but my eyes are just brown, so I don't know, do what you need to do So how many hours of sleep do you really need?

I need at least 10, I get about 5 How romantic are you? Not very, that is an issue people have with me, I am a problem Hope you had a beautiful day, you keep open babe Done anything lately that made you proud? Lately is relative, I finished all my schooling after like 7 years, so that was pretty cool, got 2 degrees now, there's no good jobs, nobody's paying any real money but I got that shit Be smart or be beautiful, I don't have either What did you recently dream?

I have not had any memorable dreams lately, which is probably a good thing because I have lots of zombie dreams and nightmares and those stress me out A goal you are working on right now? Right now I'm just trying to manage working and juggling the home and the kids and everything I want to get some stuff paid off so that next year I can stay at home for a little bit, I want to get some kind of vocal booth, I'm sure this recording doesn't sound great and I think a booth would really help with that Eventually whenever I get to settle down somewhere I want to get a place that's got a little room I can convert or a closet, a spare closet or something but for now I think a little portable booth will be good enough and I want to, after I do this year of work and next year trying to find something to do from home, hopefully voice acting, narration, whatever they'll let me do, it's a long shot but I'm going to give it a go, give it a whirl Did you do anything last weekend? I don't think so, I don't know, that's too far away to remember Do you have someone in your sights at the moment?

No, please get all people away from me Any tips for how you take jokes about yourself? So this question I think came right after that one person was all like, you think you're a big deal don't you? And that was not me taking a joke, that's genuinely how I felt about that, I don't take jokes well, I am very sensitive How was your day today, anything special?

I'm always on the precipice of losing it so that's pretty special Would you adopt a pet together with your BF? Again, I've been married for a long, long time and we did adopt a dog, I say adopt, we found him, someone had accidentally let two dogs breed and they had like a huge litter of very fat puppies and they were like, if you give us $40 we will give you this dog and I was like sheesh, and that dog is about 5 years old now, so yeah, yeah I would Oh, there's that question again, you act like you're the big deal And I just feel like if you, if I say I'm going to make an audio out of a bunch of questions, send some questions and your response is, ugh, she thinks she's a big deal, obviously I fucking am because you needed me to hear you say that and that's sad, you're sad Oh, this next one's cute, it says totally love you, thanks bro Who is someone that inspired you a lot? Kiki Palmer is super inspiring to me, ever since like I was little, because me and her are basically like the same, I always liked her a lot, we have similar names, we're about the same age, she sings and dances, she's amazing, she's one of my favorites, her, Raven Simone, basically anybody that was black and on Disney back in the day, I was like, that's me, that's all me, um, not gonna lie, sometimes I wish I had what you have, I've got no idea what this means, uh, it's not that hard, I'm not doing a whole lot, so go for it Uh, pressing, oh okay, this is when I asked if anybody had any pressing thoughts, uh and this person says, pressing thoughts, pressing deeper into you, inch by inch, while the vice grip on your throat tightens, pressing down on your clit, while your hungry eyes look up at me, pressing your back against the wall, while I devour every last grasp on sanity you have, sounds like a good time, meet me after the show Uh, post the fifth pic in your gallery, no, cause more than likely it'll just be a meme or a picture of like my kids or a bug, so no thank you, uh, hope everything's cool with you, ice cold bud, wow your eyes are so nice, that's always nice to hear, you guys are, I don't know, I'm not seeing what you're seeing, but it's nice of you to say, what is your favorite music genre, uh, I like fun music, I like anything that's fun, upbeat, positive, dancey, um, but also more than likely I'm going to completely tune out whatever's going on, so it does not really matter that much if I'm in the presence of other people, what's playing, because I can't hear it and I won't remember, uh, what do you like to do when it's raining, sleep, um, is drawing or painting your thing, um, yes and no, I'm not good at it, but I like to, be in love or be famous, uh, either of those things, both of those things could equally go wrong equally fast, I would say be famous just because love is subjective, that's, it's not, it's not a thing to be like people think it is, it's a constant, uh, state that you work towards, so that's, that's an easy pick because being famous means I could be rich and being rich means less stress, less stress means, you know, you're easier to love because you don't have a lot of baggage, do you have any plans for the weekend?

No, I'm poor, Paris Hilton told me to stop and I couldn't, so if you were a sexy secretary you wouldn't ever get under the desk, this question is in reference to when someone asked me if I had an oral fixation and I said I have an oral aversion, um, and listen, I'm a hard worker, I'll do what I gotta do, but also, I don't like, I don't like looking at people's mouth, I don't like the idea of being spit on, but I will hak-chua on that thing if you need me to, that's whatever, um, how have you been doing the last weeks? I've been doing okay, I've been enjoying being off for the summer, so that's a cool thing about this job, looking forward to anything cool, mmm, nothing's really coming up, eventually I'm planning on doing a cruise, but that's contingent on other things, so that's not like, coming up, who would you do anything for, uh, those little funny looking kids I got, thoughts on dating multiple guys at once, not for me, but if that's your thing, you do that, uh, that's, that's too much, that's overwhelming to me, I, no, your opinion on unfollowing the family of an ex after a breakup, personally I would never follow the family of someone I was with, uh, ew, what do you do when someone is rude to you, um, okay this is interesting, I'm what's known as a snarky bitch, uh, so more than likely I'm going to make their attitude their problem, um, and I'm super, super good at that, uh, jeans or a dress, uh, a dress, just because I don't regulate temperature well, so that's easy breezy, what's your view on promising to stay with someone forever, um, I can't see the future, I would like to, I've, uh, made good on that so far, uh, but every couple years someone keeps telling me I'm very close to death, so, oops, next trip you're gonna take, uh, don't have any trips planned, I'll probably just be back to my mom's house, drive that fucking 20 hours again, what was on the TV last that you watched, I watched House of the Dragon, I'm not super into Game of Thrones, but I just watch what my husband watches cause he doesn't like watching things alone, not super into it, it's weird, I'm, I, is, yeah they can, they can do their thing, where did you last eat, uh, probably like a Chili's or something, I don't know, I know, you know what, it was IHOP because it was like the middle of the day and my kids were like, you know, kids eat free after 4, but I was like okay, we'll go to IHOP at 4 then, so we went to IHOP, how long do you need to trust someone new, uh, 45 business years, um.