Am I Bad at Sex?

Transcript

Hey, I'm here. Thank you so much for taking this meeting with me. I know it is kind of late but it's actually not about work.

It's about my date last night. I thought it was going really good but then something happened and I don't really know what changed. I was hoping I could get some feedback from you and maybe a favor.

Okay, so the date went great. We met for lunch and ended up hanging out the entire day and well into the night and it was amazing. Yes, we hooked up and that was really good too.

It was hot, it was passionate and then it just changed. At least I think that's where it changed. It was weird like we had this really awesome passionate time and after like he gave me a kiss on the cheek and just left like that was it.

It got, it wasn't cold, it was just like void. It was so weird. I mean that's weird, right? No, it didn't feel like they just got what they wanted and left.

It didn't feel like that at all. It felt like they just kind of wanted to get away. I don't know.

Perhaps, I'm just wondering maybe I'm bad at sex. I mean it didn't seem like it in the moment but then it was just like they couldn't get away from me fast enough. Like maybe, perhaps they were done faking it or something.

No, it really didn't feel like it was just a hookup. Something changed, like the whole vibe, the energy of it completely changed. I don't know exactly when but it just did.

Like I felt like I did something wrong. But I think about it and I didn't really do anything wrong. It wasn't like a professed love or anything like that.

It's just, I don't know, I really, I'm worried that I'm bad at sex. I really am. I don't know.

I mean, you know, of course. You've done it a lot. No, I'm not trying to make you sound like a slut.

I just mean you're experienced. And with that, it's easy for you to know good from bad, right? Okay, good.

So I have a favor to ask. Can I give you a blowjob and you critique it? I'm dead serious.

I have not gone mad. I'm totally serious here. If I'm bad at it, I need to know and I need to know how to be better.

And who would be better to tell me? Please? Come on.

Come on. You're the only friend I can trust with this and not have it get weird. And besides, you get a blowjob out of it.

That's a good trade, right? If you say yes, when? Now? Yes, now.

Please. This is stressing me out and I just, I need to know now. Just please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. I think we're alone.

When I walked over here, no one else was in the office, but I will go ahead and do the privacy glass just in case. Yeah. Two.

The last thing we do need is coworkers thinking we're hooking up. Okay, so do you have a certain way you like it? Should I just get on my knees? Okay.

All right. You just lean back and relax while I undo these. Okay.

So I sort of have to admit, I thought about this. I have. Just like what a cock might look like and what it might feel like.

I mean, we've been close friends for so long. Of course my mind has gone there. I mean, has it yours? Ever? Yeah.

What would it feel like for my hands to be wrapped around your cock like they are right now? Maybe thought about my mouth and my pussy. Maybe even my arse.

I know you like anal. You have thought about it. I thought so.

Nails are tacks. Does this feel good? The way I'm stroking you like this? Okay.

Seems like you like it and you're definitely growing in my hands. I like that I can use both hands on you. It's very sexy.

Oh, you're jumping. I like it. I feel so warm in my hand.

So smooth and yet not. Skin is definitely velvety though. No, my date last night didn't feel anything like this.

Didn't jump either. My grip okay? Not too tight or too loose? Okay.

You know I just really want to make you feel good. So good. Do you like your balls massaged? Okay.

Slip forward in the chair. I'll slide your pants down more. Yeah, that's good.

How's that? Oh, wow. Your balls, they have some weight.

Sexy. Am I surprised? I don't know.

I can't really say I've thought about your balls, but I do love the feeling of them bouncing against my ass when I'm getting fucked well. But admittedly, they are luscious. I like them and your cock.

Truly, you have a beautiful cock. I see why you hook up so much. It's perfect.

It could be a model for a dildo or a vibrator. Come on. I doubt I'm the only one that has said your cock is perfect.

See, I'm not the only one. I knew it. It's really beautiful.

I'm kind of ready to feel it in my mouth, but not yet. I need to know that I can make you feel good like this, even just using my hands. Can I? I can make you come like this.

You come easily, so that's not saying much. Hmm. Now, how would you like to come? What's your preference? What's my offering? On my face? On my breasts? Definitely on my tits.

Oh, and on my shirt? Okay. Do you want me to take it off? Okay.

I have to say, I think my ass is better than my tits, but then again, I've never had complaints about either, so whatever you want. All right, is this good? Lift them out of my bra.

Ah, so they're straining against the confines of my silk blouse like this. My tits are perfection. You've always thought it, but never told me.

That is a surprise, but good to know. Do you want to feel them? On your cock? Oh, sure.

Last night? Oh, no, we didn't do this, but maybe I should have. How do they feel? Warm? Very soft.

Oh, that was a moan. All right, how about this? Ah, so you're a fan of tit-fucking.

Good to know. But you know, I really want feedback on my blowjob technique. We can do both.

I am offering, yeah, if that's what you want. You would start with the blowjob and finish on my tits? Okay.

I have to say, I'm kind of getting really turned on here, more than I thought I would. Are you? Good.

I'm glad it's not just me. So you ready for my mouth? Because I really want to taste you.

Do you like this? Flicking my tongue in that little hole at the tip while I squeeze your shand. You taste so delicious.

Like, sweet and salty. I definitely want more of you in my mouth. Those moans, very encouraging.

I love how they vibrate through your cock. Do you want me to go lower? Would you help me? Just put your hands in my hair and push down a bit.

Yeah. Ah, like that. Here, let's do this again.

Okay. Like that. You like it messy, don't you? Like that.

You like it messy, don't you? Good. Are you close? I don't want to stop.

Ah, you're right, I promised. Okay, but what did you think? Was there teeth? Was there anything? Absolutely no problem at all.

No fucking way that was their reason. Okay. Thank you for that.

That is a relief. All right, friend, you have a tit-fuck coming to you now. Or is it coming to me? Doesn't matter.

I've got you already lubed up. Okay. How's that? Are the tits hugging your cock enough? Well, that's what they're doing, aren't they? Giving your cock a big bouncy hug.

Okay. How's that? Fucking amazing.

All right. Okay, I'll keep going then. Wow, your cock is really sensitive, isn't it? Oh, yeah.

So my titties are perfection now, they're? Huh? I never would have known when you thought that.

Oh, yeah. You just enjoy. Oh, yeah.

Can I give the tip a little faster? Oh, yeah. Fuck, this is so sexy.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Anything you want me to do different? Okay. I love those moans.

Are you ready to come, baby? Yes. Not like this.

Stand up. You want me to lie back on your desk? You want to fuck me? Oh.

You can't slide the skirt up, it's a pencil skirt, it's way too fucking tight. Here. There, okay, come here.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. I know, I'm drenched.

My pussy is so fucking wet. Your moans really turn me on. Yes, so fucking hot.

Fuck me. Fuck me. Yes, please.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, make my titties bounce.

Fuck. How does my pussy feel? Tight? Wet? Fucking perfect.

Okay. Oh, yeah, keep going. Keep going.

Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, yeah, you like my tight pussy milking your cock, baby? Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. Fuck. No way you're fucking me.

Oh, yeah, pound it. Pound it. Oh, I've never been fucked like this before.

That's really not on a desk at work. Oh, yeah. Oh, God.

Oh, yeah. No, not even close. Oh, you're amazing.

Oh, yes. Just keep going. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.

Oh, God. I'm coming. I'm coming.

Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah. You need to come. Oh, my tits.

Oh, yeah, okay. Just do like this. Let me squeeze them together for you.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.