Am I a Bad Kisser?

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Hey it's me. No no everything's alright. I know I never ever call but I was afraid that if I texted you might not be awake and I really need to talk to you.

Is there any way I can come over? Great thank you. Hi.

So I'm already here. Thank you. Oh thank you.

I'm okay. I'm okay. Yeah yeah the date.

Um can we sit down? Okay. Thank you.

Oh no I'm good. I don't need nothing. You weren't sleeping were you? Oh good okay.

Um it wasn't a bad date. I did not have a bad date. No.

It just sort of um ended with a void. Um yeah. It's sort of hard to explain.

Um like it was going really well. Like we met for lunch and um we went to a museum. We went to a couple galleries and then like next thing we knew it was dinner time so we had dinner together and we just kept chatting and and so much in common and it was really great.

It was so great and at the end of the night we went in for a kiss and everything really changed. Like just a void. No not like no chemistry.

More like um I think I might be a bad kisser. Yeah. Just after the kiss it was just you know attraction and feelings building up to it and then when it came to it it just it fizzled.

Like both of us. Both of us. But really more for them.

Like I could just see it and I think perhaps I might be a bad kisser. Um so I have a favor to ask. Would you let me kiss you and you could critique me? No I'm totally serious.

It's kind of stressing me out and um I just I really need to find out more of how good I am a kisser or bad. That's what I really need to know and there's no one else I really trust um and especially you know this could make things really awkward but I don't think it will because it's you and you're such a good friend to me. I trust you with everything and you're wonderful and you have such a beautiful heart.

I know that you totally understand what I'm feeling right now. Thank you. So can we? You don't know.

Crossing a line? Why? Hello? Say something.

Just because we're friends. I get it. I really do.

I just think um sort of I just think we have to look at it from a different perspective. Basically I'm giving you information that you can give me feedback on. Right? It's just physical information.

I really need you to do this for me. Would you mind? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Thank you.

Oh now? Well yeah. What do you want to do? Plan it for next week? No just just let me kiss you and you tell me what you think.

I just really have to do this. Please? Okay do you want me to go over there or do you want to come here? Okay have a seat here with me.

Hi. It's going to be okay. I don't bite and I promise.

Yeah my breath is good. Okay um so can I just give you a soft kiss on the lips first and and see what you think? Okay.

How's that? Oh you're blushing. You're so cute when you blush.

All right can I give you another one? Um so in like a little more open mouth. Yeah okay.

How is that? How is that? I'm a really good kisser.

Are you sure? You don't think we have to kiss anymore? No no we do because I kind of use tongue on the date so I kind of.

Please I really I really appreciate this. I just I really need to do this to to find out if I'm a bad kisser. I know you say there's no way but it could be.

My tongue could be just you know crazy and and you know we don't want that so please just one more kiss with tongue please. You are really red. Are you okay? Okay all right I'm coming in.

Um How's that? Dizzying in a good way? In a very good way.

Oh wow your cheeks are even more flushed. Are you shaking? Are you okay? We have to stop? Do we though? Really? Do we have to stop? I'm getting at I really wanted to kiss you for a long time.

Yeah um what I told you about the date was almost true um except that the kiss fizzled out because it wasn't you. And after how much fun we had the entire day and you were still the only person on my mind and you were still the only person that I wanted to put my lips on I had to come over here and sort of come up with this little bit of a story. I've never lied to you before I promise.

I know that we're really good friends. You're beautiful. You're so smart.

You are the person that I confide everything into and it's killed me not to be able to confide this in you. But it's because it is about you and the truth is I love you. I I'm in love with you and wow did not know that was going to come out.

Keep going um you're sexy and you get me and I feel like I get you and and you are an amazing kisser by the way and you know we both broke up a few months back from our own relationships and we've been hanging out a lot and just lately I don't want to be with anyone else and at first I kind of thought it was like me being lazy or just um getting too comfortable and then I just realized that that has nothing to do with it. It's just that it's you. You're my person.

You're my person that I want to kiss and love and take on dates and just be with and I'm at the point now that I know that this is going to compromise our friendship obviously change things a bit um especially if you are angry with me right now but honestly it was a risk I had to take. So I'm really sorry for lying to you about the whole kissing thing um I just really wanted an excuse to try to kiss you to see how it would be. I just figured if it was bad for both of us I could just play it off as like oh maybe they were the bad kisser or whatever but um the truth is I love you and I want to be your person and I want you to be my person.

You're smiling. I'm a little crazily. Are you okay? You're really happy.

You have tears. Are you sure? Okay.

Truly one of the most beautiful and awkward moments ever in my life. No I'm okay. That was why you didn't want to kiss me.

That was why you didn't want to kiss me. So this hasn't been one-sided. Really? I'm so relieved and so happy and okay now I get the dizzying part.

Wow. What is this real? Like really? You're happy that I lied? It was sort of a concocted way to get to here right? I was driving over here like you're mad you're mad and there was the only way that I was going to do it is if I was already at your front door.

If I made that call and I had to drive you'd probably never see me again. Oh I love you. Kiss me.

For real this time. Oh thank you. Thank you for being as crazy as me because no one else would understand what just happened here right?

You you are the best. I'm so grateful for you.