alternative take of mommy’s best friend post

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So, you feel like you get it now? Yeah, awesome. I mean I knew you would once you met her.

Yeah, no, I know, not that you didn't get it before, but, you know, you'd only ever seen pictures and heard my description, but hadn't seen the, you know, sexual energy that she exudes, you know, that drives me wild and has for all this time, yeah. It's kind of funny, I was nervous about your reaction almost, you know, like whenever you introduce somebody to a person who, you know, whose opinion you value, you know, or who's important in your life and you introduce them to a new partner, so he's, you know, a little excited, nervous energy in there, but I guess it's not the most conventional example of that scenario to introduce you to my mom's best friend that I've desperately wanted to fuck since I was 12 years old. Yeah, well, you know, yeah, it did, you know, everybody else gave it the same significance, they were excited and, you know, were in a festive mood and stuff and, you know, yeah, we got to side-eye each other thinking about all of the fantasizing we did on the car ride home, on the car ride down, I mean, yeah, yeah, no, you get it now, right, because she just has a certain sexual energy and yeah, just ever since I was a little kid, I guess I wanted to, wanted Kelly to just take charge and, you know, grab me by the, you know, yeah, grab me by the hand and lead me to whatever lessons she had in store for me.

Yeah, and I'm, I mean, this whole thing makes me sound like I got like an Oedipus complex or something, which I totally don't, and yeah, good, I'm glad you know that, you know, but yeah, I've wanted her for so freaking long, you know, no, nothing's ever happened, you know, but I mean, you saw today, though, how flirtatious she was, right, like, I'm not crazy, am I? I think that's unique to me. Yeah, okay, totally.

So, yeah, she's always obviously liked me and, you know, she's not stupid. I think she knows full well what the vibe is, or, you know, about my prolonged state of desire for her. She very narrowly missed me She very narrowly missed me, or I very narrowly missed being caught in her underwear drawer one time.

Yeah, I think, and I think she actually did see, but she played it off, like she wasn't worried about it, but she used to let me take naps in her bed, like I would usually be like, you know, into whatever her boys or my brother were doing or whatever, but occasionally, you know, I wanted to just like read and daydream and kind of be by myself and do my thing, and she always totally respected that and encouraged it even, and sometimes she would just say like, oh, you know, it's me noisy out here, do you want to go in my room and read your book or take a nap or whatever, and I was always like, fuck yeah, because I liked to go, you know, smell the sheets that smelled like her and roll around in the bed and picture being in there with her, so I'd say like, yeah, totally, Kelly, I think that sounds good, and then after a while I asked her if I could, you know, a few times at least, and I think she liked that, but nothing ever happened, I mean, I was a little kid, you know, nothing like that, but as I got older, you know, well, just like today, she like lit up, you know, she looked a little bored before we came over, and then she totally lit up when, you know, we walked over to introduce you and stuff, yeah, yeah, she is tall, when she gives me a hug, hello, like, you know, my head's like just barely above her tits, you know, she does this thing sometimes, she did a little bit today, actually, where she like draws your head into her chest as you're hugging her, and she gave me like a kiss on the top of my head or something, and kind of, I don't know, I swear she does a little shimmy that like rubs some tit on my face almost, you know, but she hadn't done it in a long time, but she totally did today. Yeah, no, I saw the way you were giving her husband some attention, and that was, you know, yeah, that was good, that probably shifted the focus off of how, you know, what kind of eye she was making at me, and how close we were standing to each other for that whole conversation, you know, yeah, you made it seem normal, that was, yeah, I mean, you are the most fantastic wing person in the world, my dear, like, yeah, you picked up on that, like, oh, we're having this flirtatious moment standing, you know, shit, I mean, I think, like, you know, she had her thigh wedged in between my legs, you know, as we were standing there talking to each other, and, you know, yeah, not an inch between our faces, no, an inch, but, you know, a couple inches, but standing close, and then, you know, I think it would have been awkward if, you know, if her husband hadn't been engaged, so the fact that you slid over there, and sat down in front of him, and, you know, put your hand on his knee one or two times, and, you know, you flashed him that beautiful smile, definitely helped normalize our interaction, you're for sure about that, yeah, so we should talk about how, you know, speaking of your fucking fantastic wingman skills, I want to make this happen, you know, I think, if it's going to, I think, yeah, we should make a move, you know, you've boosted my confidence with your, you know, sincere desire to have it go down as well, yeah, yeah, no, and I mean, a threesome would be phenomenal, as would the whole swap thing, I don't know, see, if we knew they were swingers or something, it would be like a done deal, I feel like, just say that, you know, we'd come across that information, and, you know, whatever they do, I don't know, not really much in that whole world, but flash something, symbol, whatever, you know, partner, I don't know, yeah, you wear an anklet or whatever, and then next thing we know, we're, you know, you know, couple swapping, and away we go, yeah, but no, I think that that's a good play to have in mind, is that you're willing to fuck her husband, and I'm totally fine with that too, yeah, it seems like it'd be, you know, yeah, I don't think it would be taking one for the team, seems like a good dude, he seems attractive enough, and you know, he's got a good personality, hell yeah, yeah, so there's that card, you know, we have to play, but I don't know, would she just, I don't know, it's something, I mean, I gotta say, there's something hot about her cheating on her husband, and I do like that aspect of it, is it ethical? I don't give a fuck, it turns me on so much, that's all I know, yeah, and you prefer that technically too, yeah, well, I mean, you know, it could always, who knows if you would actually, whatever, that's between them, you know, but if, yeah, okay, I got you, but the couple swap thing is still a good card to have in our pocket, yeah, I think your original proposal was the best, actually, you remember, yeah, that, see, if we could set that up, that would do it, so you, how did you describe it again?

We're all talking, you know, and she will often linger, like, kind of on the later end of a family get-together or whatever, you know, having some drinks and stuff, and chatting with whoever else is up late, so, you know, the three of us are sitting somewhere talking, but I have to be next to her and you across and start, you know, steer the conversation towards sex, and then you start talking about how good you find me to be in bed, in increasing detail, making eyes at her and looking back and forth between the two of us, you know, yeah, I think she would just feel that palpable energy at that point, and, you know, then I could casually turn slowly towards her and, you know, brush a hand over her knee or, you know, just comment that she looked, you know, intrigued or flustered or whatever it may be. What'd you say? Oh, you think we'd be, we'd be at it like alley cats and, you know, within a few minutes in the first available room that we stumbled down the hallway into?

Well, if we were at my folks' house, you know, they would be in my childhood bedroom, would be the first house, first room down that hall, and it would be hot. Yeah, well, I love that you're willing to, you know, be my wing person with that. I just, you know, I get nervous, like, once you cross that line of making the move, there's no undoing that, and, like, maybe, you know, I guess the risk is, like, maybe it's just a flirtation thing for her, and, you know, she'll be actually appalled at actually trying to enact on it.

Yeah, no, you're right, she, yeah, I don't know. Well, there's only one way to find out, right? Gosh, you know, I, I fucking, I want her so bad.

You know, she's so, you know, she's tall, but she's got the fucking great ass, and just, you know, remember that smell of her sheets so vividly, and I did used to go in her underwear drawer, too, and I stole a, stole a pair of her panties, a red thong, when I was, you know, maybe 14, and used to wear it, and I'd get hard as soon as I put it on, and it smelled like the smell stayed for months and months, and I had that for a long time. Yeah, I don't know what it, what it means that I put it on, or whatever, I just, you know, naturally did, or whatever. I think I put it over top of my, like, humped it and shit, too, you know, blew loads on it.

So, yeah, lots of vivid fantasies, for sure. I wonder what the vibe would be like, though, if she would be like, you know, if she would be commandeering the whole thing, and, you know, be sort of matriarchal, or dominant, or whatever, or if she would just want to be manhandled by a, you know, strong and vitality-filled younger man. I mean, I'd be happy to oblige.

I don't think I could toss her around the bed with the same ease I do your petite little sex-pot body baby, but, you know, variety is the spice. Yeah, she's taller than me, for sure, yeah. So, I'm just trying to think to myself, she could wrap those legs around me twice.

Yeah, well, I'll tell you one thing, though. I would definitely eat that pussy for a good long while, you know, give her the full treatment there, because if you've been just married for that long, I can't imagine, you know, maybe they're the exception, but, you know, decades into a marriage, how many people are really giving enthusiastic head on the regular, you know? Yeah, that bored, subdued vibe before we came in and greeted her, you know, I think that says it all.

They're, you know, it's consistent with the notion that there's not a lot of good oral sex going on there, so I'd definitely spend my time with that, gauge her responses, you know, and, yeah, lap it up, you know. Yeah, yeah, I have some toys for sure. I wonder, you know, the whole fact that I have wanted her for so long, you know, kind of puts a certain lens on it.

I wonder how much, you know, I could get away with mentioning that, or, you know, what framing I could put to it. Yeah, I mean, she was like a second mom, by the way. Are you just going to ask me that directly? Do I think it's hot, the idea of calling her mommy? Yeah, I do.

Yeah, but like I said, I mean, hell yeah, okay, you're with me, you fucking, fucking hey baby. I don't ever need to explain shit to you. Yeah, I want to call her mommy, but, you know, I'll settle for just realizing my deeply held since adolescence freaking desire, you know, it's not a necessity, but I feel into it, you know.

So I feel like that's one, that's a big leap, you know, for some people who actually are, have children or whatever, you know, to free their mind from the association with that or whatever. I don't know why. It's nothing to do with that.

Everything to do with the way I just think she would make me feel so held and appreciated and, you know, cared about. She'd be sensual, and so strong, and like I said, she could wrap those legs around me twice and stroke my hair and tell me, you're a good boy. You're a good boy.

You can come inside me now. It's your reward for being a good boy. You get to blow nuts in mommy's pussy.

I want to keep being a good boy, mommy. Yeah, we'll see where it goes. I mean, yeah, I think your plan is the best.

We just got to make it happen. Otherwise, we'll see what's in the flow, I guess. I'm going to shoot her a text right now.

You want to help me write that? And then, you know, we can roll it right into our own little romp here before we go to bed. Yeah.

Yeah, or no, I totally want to recount our strategy with the conversation with less clothing on sometime in the next 20 or 30 minutes here. So let's do that. Yeah, perfect.

I'm going to go brush my teeth and then we'll be back. We'll write up a, you know, pre-visit seed planting text, you know, and imply all kinds of erotic intention without taking the gamble of coming out and saying it. I know I could talk forever.

I gotta shut up and go brush my teeth. I can't wait to be inside of you and look into your eyes. Tell you how much I love you.

It's my favorite part of the fucking day. You're the best. Thanks for strategizing how I might successfully have sex with my mother's best friend with me.

It's everything I could ask for in a partner and more. Good night.