🔍 🛸 Alien Princess Explores Your Body 🛸 🔍 (F4A) (Body Appreciation) (Examining You with Awe) (Flirting & Touching) (Kissing for Science)

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Oh Good you're not dead It's so disappointing when they die before we've even taken off again Easy easy You're all right Of course you are you just had a nasty bump on the head Nothing we can't sort so let's have a look at your charts Healthy relatively young fertile excellent Oh Suffers with some mental health issues I'm sorry to hear that Sounds difficult It seems no matter the species the mind is always a bugger We could probably give you something for that though We're very advanced in that field Blood type a birthday Employed very good shows you're active Mmm Well, I think that covers most of it How are you feeling And slightly dizzy is to be expected And don't worry about the bruise on your head I'll sort that So I know this is quite a clinical environment, but What's your name I Mean of course, I know your name. I've read your sheet, but That's polite. No In human interactions, oh Forgive me.

I fudged it up. Oh god, um Apologies, I'm supposed to introduce myself first. Am I not I am princess Tiana I'll find it 41 32 We are a humble yet relatively advanced planet and we're here to seek new discoveries Well You of course You are going to help me in our research I'm very eager to study humans very eager You're just so fascinating You have all these complicated feelings and all these intense wars and you don't really even know how I started And for relatively intelligent creatures you often show an aversion to change Better change growth Amazing It's if you know the answer, but you don't know We don't want the answer.

We want journey As a scientist I admire you as a princess your diplomacy could do with work Anyway, shall we begin? The examination, of course Well, we can only discover so much by talking Not that it isn't nice to put a voice to a file sheet And you have a lovely voice by the way, it's English your only language Fascinating children on our planet are required to learn at least 50 It's an amazing priority scheme you have Of course not Each species must be in mind for their unique strengths You do no good at all. If you were all the same.

Oh No, no, no you misunderstand I'm not here to change you Rather just study Well, the main one being human biology the second to see if there could be co-mingling between our species Well, they do say variety is the spice of life It's like with your dogs you mix the breeds and get the best parts of both parents That's creating a unique and potentially even better species It's science in a nutshell growth improvement advancement Why will not seek that Are you telling me your people don't feel this way Interesting And yet you're so advanced with dogs Never mind We can't all be the same And it would be no good at all. If we all research the same things Needs must I am here and we shall collect the data Okay, just open your mouth for me, please Wider wider Ah, thank you, let's see That many teeth very good The tongue is pink with some bumps inside Breath isn't odorous Fascinating Could you lift your tongue for me, please? Ah Very good nice big blue healthy veins.

It's exactly what we like to see Now if you could close your mouth Now examine your face Are you considered handsome in your species? Well, I find you very handsome so I wanted to compare and contrast I I See It sounds as if you might have body dysmorphia Another mental illness But never mind I'll give you a solution for it Let me see your eyes It's a lovely color So simple yet so bright Your nose is strong Your cheekbones are high You have one and two ears Interesting. Do they both work? Very good and we shall now proceed downward This is the neck.

It's nice and thick seems to be working Moving fluids and oxygen up and down the body Do you mind if I take your gown off Thank you very much Oh impressive shoulders Very strong and yet somehow delicate Very very good. That would be an excellent attribute for us Very very good. That would be an excellent attribute for us Well, you know if we ever crossed Strong shoulders aren't our forte, unfortunately But if we introduced humans into our cycle Perhaps they could get past our way Very good arms long strong, please give me your hands Five fingers Well four fingers and a thumb Good grip And let's now examine the ribs One two three four And the other side And do you mind if I take a quick listen to your heart Thank you Very much Very strong And we also have strong hearts do you want to hear mine Well for science, of course You seem quite inquisitive for a human Oh, no need for this stethoscope just apply your head to my breast Oh Can you hear it It beats slightly faster than a human heart Well, of course i'm warm i'm not amphibious People from my planet are warm-blooded too It's handy no I always feel rather sorry for the crocodiles and lizards Having to rely on the sun And we all know how that works out Okay, let's check out the stomach Squishy Nubile It's somehow still firm Okay That was quite fun actually I hope you will forgive my playing.

It's just the differences and similarities are so Compelling Well, there are just so many similarities and differences For example, you don't have antennae Okay It's okay to look i'm not offended Do you want to feel No, not at all see Nubile like your tummy Flexible and perfect for scent sniffing I Know I can smell with my nose too. It's just the antennae is so much more advanced We can smell up to what was it 7 000 times better than a human nose Again if we crossbred an advancement for the new species Now where was I we were at the tummy now, let's go to the hips Oh Rather pointy Well, no that works perfectly How's the rather curvaceous Well as you can see What was the popular phrase your people use my hips do not lie Oh, I love human music Shakira shakira is as we say on my planet nonsensical wonderment And she does have the most wonderful hair Okay, now we come to the slightly embarrassing part do you mind if I investigate your nether regions Like purely for science I assure you Unless of course you were interested in more Well, as I said i'm a scientist I see opportunity for expansion everywhere And if handsome human was ever kind enough to allow me to copulate with them i'd be most grateful And also i've been told i'm a very generous lover so that's something to consider Okay, if you could just widen your legs for me Wider a little bit wider, please Oh, no, this is interesting Oh, this is perfect absolutely perfect, I'll just note this down Well, you see our nether regions don't look that different which means copulation is almost certainly achievable Fascinating and tell me do your nether regions get wet when applied with stimuli Oh, this is so promising so promising I think we'll be able to do this Do you mind if I investigate further And please do not panic I will apply an antibacterial gel Now this might be a little cool and please tell me if you're ever uncomfortable Oh, okay Astonishing Oh I really do think this will be achievable Squishy Soft Squishy perfect for copulation Oh my dear, you don't know how happy you've made me This is absolutely excellent. Okay, you can close your legs back up now, and i'm just going to examine your legs Hmm They're definitely springier than ours ours are more solid But again, that could be an interesting match And we go down to the knees Oh a bony No, no just interesting And now we go down to the feet Oh my No flippers And no markings Interesting The human body is like a blank canvas Just waiting to be scribbled on And it just so happens that my people are fond of ink As you can see I have a few markings Some we're born with some we inscribe on ourselves So Well the ones we're born with symbolize fertility loyalty strength And the ones they add signify rank status even sexual availability We're very direct people Now any questions Oh When will you return to home, of course, you want to know that um as soon as we're done here, which could be in a few minutes Or it could be A little longer Well, as I said if I ever found a charming human who would humor my Enthusiasm For cross-species copulation I would make it worth their time Of course I don't believe in one-sided sexual gratification.

It's very selfish And as my markings show I am not selfish Nay I like to think of myself as benevolent Generous Sexually adventurous But i'm getting ahead of myself are you interested in sex Let's document that some of your species aren't Oh, I see Well, that's lucky And have you ever been interested in cross-species sex Oh, I see You didn't know there was such thing Well, I assure you we are working very diligently in this area Well, we hope to copulate with as many species as possible Science does not discriminate and apparently neither do my people I like you That probably sounds ridiculous to you I know humans are fond of a slow burn, but my people value instant connection And I can see You're a curious one like me You find me fascinating don't you As I am fascinated by you It's all right, you don't have to be embarrassed Unless of course that's your thing What a beautiful shade of red your face is just gone I'm sorry, this must seem all very strange and potentially even alien Would you like something to drink We have aqua liquefied fire lightning in a bottle or As I like to call it The stimuli Oh, it's a wonderful potion it relaxes all the senses and engorges all of the genitals into such a frenzy of Please fuck me now Oh, no, it's not a drug And it is never used on consensually No, it's an aphrodisiac It relaxes the mind eases the body wets the appropriate nether regions and uh Just allows things to move smoothly It's very much like your lubricant although I was surprised to learn you couldn't secrete your own Oh you can Ah, but just in your nethers, I see Well, yes, we can secrete it from our nethers but also from our hand Would you like to see Very well Of course we'll have to do something stimulating to cause the effect Is that all right with you Very good. I'm going to aggressively kiss you now Thank you, I adore a reciprocating partner.