Here, enjoy a butler snake boi with a happy ending ;)
Ah, there you are. A pleasure to meet you in person, madam. I had certainly hoped to impress you with my application, but words are only words until actions back them up.
It's an honor to be chosen for this process, madam. I don't intend to let you or any of the other staff down. Of course, madam.
Once I saw the roll open, I simply knew I must apply. I've long admired this estate, and I must say, it's even more stunning on the inside. Simply marvelous.
The prestige to even set foot in here. I thank you for the opportunity. Hmm, I suppose it's best not to ignore the elephant in the room any longer.
Please, don't be coy. I know my kind isn't often seen, and I know humans always have a curiosity. It's no bother.
I'm quite used to it. After all, it's not like I expect most people to completely ignore the fact that I have a snake's tail for legs, not to flaunt my own skills or anything. But our kind is known for our exceptional care of humans.
You'll certainly be no exception to that, madam. I'm sure you'll be pleased to hear that I've worked in some of the finest establishments on earth. All my former employers will be more than willing to vouch on my behalf.
I have all manner of not only practical, but managerial skills to keep this fine estate of yours running in top shape. And of course, how could I not mention my top set of highly specialized skills to take care of any loose ends you might have. My apologies for leaving that out of the application.
For confidential reasons, I'm not allowed to speak further on that matter till I'm hired. It's clear you chose to seek a new personal butler for very specific reasons, madam. I'm at your service, if you should choose, that is.
Take your time. It certainly wasn't my intention to come across as pushy. Hmm.
So soon. In that case, it's an honor to be under your service, master. You've certainly made an excellent decision for the well-being of your entire organization.
Not like I'd expect anything else from you. Now, how might I be of assistance today, master? I've brought everything I need to accomplish just about everything short of infiltrating a rival estate.
You might just need to give me a few days' notice if that's the task at hand. But other than that, who shall I take care of? You? But, um, you're my.
.. No, certainly not a problem, master. I just, I thought that.
.. Ah, never mind. I just didn't realize I was going to be, uh, you know, not using my specialized skills.
Nothing, nothing. How shall I serve your needs today, master? I think you'll be quite impressed with the lengths I'll go to.
Oh, you could go for some relaxation. Might I interest you in a cup of tea? I've brought my very own blend.
Every client I've ever had has enjoyed it. Even the ones who dislike tea. It truly is perfect for looking over plans to cripple your rivals.
I see. I'm happy to help execute your plan. Huh? Oh, um, they're festival blueprints.
Ah, what a silly mistake on my part. Allow me to get that tea ready for you, master. I've always made sure to take great care in my process.
Don't lift a finger. I'll show you exactly the kind of service excellence you expect. I see you already have a lovely service counter in your office.
Wonderful. Don't worry about anything. Focus on whatever you must and I shall take care of the rest.
A hardworking master like you deserves to have all the support tasks taken care of. Time for a very special cup of tea. In the meantime, while that begins to boil, how else shall I help my master relax after a long day of important business tasks?
I know it's not necessarily my place, but you shouldn't be staring at all those pages so closely for that long. Eye strain is quite a nasty little ailment. Perhaps it would do you some good to take your mind off of it for just a little while.
It is my job to help you out, master. Part of that is letting you know when your own health needs to be taken care of first. Becoming a workaholic is a mistake I've seen too many in your position make.
Take a moment for yourself. There's certainly no shame in that. Your request is my command.
Ah, there's my cue. This special blench should help to relieve a bit of that stress holding you back. Enjoy master.
I'm sure you'll be quite pleased. How wonderful. I'm quite glad I was able to live up to your expectations.
Then again, I always aim to please. What else can I do for my master? I know you haven't had nearly enough to get right back into a relaxed state.
Hmm, you want me to give you a massage? Oh, no, no, it's not an issue. Of course I've helped like this before.
I've just gotta know what you enjoy first. I want to take care of you in the best way possible. It's always nice to know an individual's personal preferences first is all.
Ah, but of course. I went to massage training camp as part of my butler special operations strike force group. Ah, I mean just the regular old butler academy.
Nothing out of the ordinary about it. How was one of my kind led into the academy you ask? Ah, you see, I was allowed in because of my skill dealing with all of the duties that come along in managing an estate and assisting my master.
After a while, the fact that I have a snake tail didn't matter much anymore. Of course, there were those who called me a freak for such an appearance, but then again, they aren't the ones currently massaging the master of such a fine estate. I suppose my uniqueness helped win over quite a few in the end.
Oh, you want to know how I can use my special talents? Is that so? Well, um, I.
.. Normally, I wouldn't do this sort of thing, but I've been doing it for quite a while now. Well, um, I.
.. Normally, I wouldn't do this so soon, but I'd do anything for you, master. I can already tell that you'll be so much better than any of my former employers.
No verbal abuse for pouring the tea slightly too fast, or standing in the wrong location. I already like you much more than the others, master. I know from that look you give me that you're curious.
It's alright, master. You can give my tail a bit of a feel. I won't mind if it's from you.
May I get a little bit closer to you? Go ahead. Reach those hands out and put them on me, slowly.
Slowly. There you go, master. How do you think I feel? I.
.. I must admit, it's nice how you run your hands along me. It feels quite relaxing, honestly.
Such a different experience to my previous masters. Some would try to feel me without even asking. How rude.
But the way your hands move gently on me, it feels as though you actually care. Thank you, master. Ah, my apologies.
I hope I'm not coming across as too unprofessional. I wouldn't want to get either of us in trouble for this behavior. Oh, you know, rumors can spread fast in an environment like this.
Rumors can spread fast in an environment like this. Ah, still, I don't want to damage your reputation, master. Even if we're behind closed doors, sometimes others will begin to suspect things.
I suppose you're right. Maybe we just have to be extra cautious with how we approach things. And I have a certain feeling that you won't be removing your hands from me.
That's fine. I certainly don't have a problem with that, master. Are you suggesting that I, like, sit in your lap? Oh, but, master, I.
.. No, certainly not a problem. I would be more than glad to.
That chair of yours looks so cozy, and so does that lap. I can just slide my way up there. Oh my, this is quite wonderful, master.
Having my tail draped over you like this feels so nice with all the warmth you give off. I could stay like this for a while. Huh? Me blushing? Um, more like, probably.
I didn't realize I could feel like this with a master. Your touch is just so intoxicating. I think you've got me under your spell, master.
But I still want to assist you with your relaxation needs first. Just what can I do for you, master? Anything you like.
Of course, I can wrap myself right around your body. I'll be gentle. I promise not to squeeze you too hard.
Just enough to make you feel nice and calm. A little bit of pressure on you humans can work wonders, you know. I'll start down at your waist and slowly work my way up that body of yours, master.
Mmm, such a warm body. It feels so nice on my cold-blooded bits. There you are.
How would you feel if I just pushed that chin up a little with the very tip of my tail? Isn't that nice, master? It feels nice to be this close to you.
Quite literally wrapped around you. Just let me know when you need to be squeezed a little tighter. I can most certainly do that for you.
I just want to make sure you forget all about the stress you've had today. As your new personal butler, it's my job to make sure you're relaxed now. You can bet I won't stop till you're completely relaxed.
Mmm, whatever it takes. Mmm, I love the way your body feels wrapped up in me like this. So squishy and warm.
I love you humans for that. Especially you, master. I love that look of contentment on your face.
How about I keep going? I don't want this to stop. Mmm, what are you doing, master? The tip is super sensitive, you know.
I don't know if I'll be able to keep myself under control of you. It feels so nice pressed up against your chin. But you want me to? Oh, how dirty you are, master.
I'll let you put it in your mouth gently. Please be careful. You don't want me to get too loud and blow our cover now, do you? Oh, fuck.
Master, you're so good at that. I didn't know I would get this sort of treatment. You're too good to me.
How can I resist the urge to moan when you feel this good? Mmm, I love it. You're too good to me.
How can I resist the urge to moan when you feel this good? The way your tongue slides around it. Master, do I have your permission to help you like this, too? It wouldn't be fair if I was the only one allowed to get off like this.
I want to make sure you're taken care of, too. Wonderful, master. I want to make sure you relax and forget all about the stressful workday you've had.
We all know one of the best ways to do that is to release all that pressure at once. You could use a nice orgasm, master. Hmm, my tip can come out of your mouth for a bit.
I'd like to play with you in a new way. I'd like to play with you in a new way. I can slide right down into those panties.
Oh, master, you've already made a mess down there. How sweet. I can rub you gently.
I want to make sure you get off just the same as when I helped.