Aizawa - Smoke Outside

Transcript

Oh, um, yes, I am smoking. Don't tell anybody, alright? I only do it every once in a while.

Alright, I do it every week, but it's not as much as you'd think. Also, I only do it because it relaxes me. Most of the time it helps me go to sleep.

I know that we're at an event right now or whatever, but it helps. I don't like being around so many people, if I don't have to be. Does that make sense? Yeah? Hmm.

Well, I've always thought of myself as an introvert, but I am a little bit of an extrovert as well. I mean, if I was a complete introvert, then I wouldn't be a teacher, now would I? What about you? Why are you out here? Hmm? Do tell.

Exactly. I feel the same way. The exact same way.

No, I truly just despise being in a place with a lot of people and having to mingle or talk to them. I can't get past how fake it all feels. I don't know if that makes sense or not, but it truly is what bothers me.

I don't know if you understand. It seems to be like you do, though. We might be very similar in that sense.

Well, the way I see it is, loneliness is calming. There's no stress in it. However, it can become unhealthy.

It can reach a point when it just becomes too much to deal with. Because you can't stand everything else that isn't loneliness. You understand that? Hmm.

Does that make sense to you? Would you like one? I don't know if you do.

Well, that's up to you. I'll leave it right here. There's the case.

And there's the lighter, in case you want to use it. It's a beautiful night. A very beautiful night.

It's so peaceful out here, especially with how quiet it is and the fact that there aren't any other people out here. But most importantly is the weather. It's nice and cool.

And there's a wind. A slight wind. It just brings peace.

That is all it blows. Complete and utter peace. That's the stuff right there.

Nevertheless, can you promise me that you won't tell anybody about this? Don't tell any of the other teachers or any of the students. Please, just don't tell anyone.

Michael gets so mad. I told him that I quit a long time ago. None of them know that I smoke.

How? Well, I always have a routine. Firstly, I always wash my hands.

The smoke really stays on your hands. Then I brush my teeth. I have a little compartment where I keep it in one of the teacher's lounges.

But I also carry one in my pocket where I can always use it whenever and wherever I am. Then I spray myself with a very specific cologne. And that's it.

Nobody's ever noticed. And if for the very, very faint times that someone has noticed, I just say that I was at a fire saving people. Or that there was an explosion or a bomb when I was fighting with a villain.

And that always covers me. So yeah, I have my ways. Nonetheless, thank you for being out here with me.

And for sharing this moment and this smoke. With me. Now we should go back inside.

I'm pretty sure people will wonder where we are at. Let's go. Come on.