🐺 ☺️ Ain’t Nothing But a Good Girl ☺️ 🐺 (F4A) (Hell Hound Girlfriend) (Older Woman) (I Won’t Leave Your Side) (Playfully Possessive)

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It is a good morning, it's a good morning to go back to sleep. Oh, don't be modest, we are such good sleepers. Honey, you gotta stop selling yourself short.

You're a fantastic sleeper. Put your talents to good use and snuggle. Don't be silly.

It's not time to get up, I don't feel like it. Don't overcomplicate the simple stuff. I don't want to, it's not time.

I wanna stay here. Because the world is cold and hard and you are soft and warm and squishy and you smell amazing. Why do you insist on spouting such nonsense? I thought you were supposed to be smart.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Mmm. I do love you for your brain, it's just sometimes your brain says stupid stuff.

Like, honey, isn't it time for you to go to work? Utter nonsense. Why would I go to work when I don't feel like it? Especially when the alternative is to gently hump you in your sleep.

I'm so good at it. It's consensual, it's fine. Mm-hmm.

It's pretty important. Mmm. Why are you trying to get rid of me? I wanna be here.

Because, believe it or not, this is more fun than collecting souls. Mmm. Unless you're tender.

You have a heartbeat. You have a heartbeat. You smell like something I want very close to me.

You possibly wanna nibble on me. Mmm. Mmm.

My sweet summer child. You worry too much. Hell will still be there in the morning.

Yeah, tomorrow morning. Well, I reckon by then I'll be fully charged up. Mmm.

Mm-mm. Powering up takes a very long time, you should know that. Mmm.

Mmm. How do you expect me to collect souls if I haven't collected my emotions? Mm-hmm.

I'm practicing, what is it? Good mental health. Mmm.

You said I'll listen to your human customs. Well, of course, only when it suits. Isn't that the whole thing about being in a relationship? It's mainly because you adore the person, but you gotta do some growing and learning.

Mmm. Apparently it's recommended. I don't know.

Fools. Imbeciles. Mmm, I know I am.

But I'm your imbecile, so I'm staying here. Guess I'm gonna wrap my thighs around you. And bury my head right here.

Mmm. I feel like everything is really kinda great. Mmm.

Mmm. Why are you being so mean to me first thing in the morning? Stop stealing my job.

You have your own. Mmm-hmm. Mmm.

Oh, it's too late to try and get rid of me. Hounds are loyal. A.K.A.

needy. Oh, you shouldn't offend me. I warned you.

No, you wouldn't listen. You just had to show me decency and compassion. And now these are the repercussions you really have no one to blame but yourself.

You have no sympathy and all my affection. You have no sympathy and all my affection. Stop worrying.

We'll be fine. Mmm, they're pretty lax. As long as you meet your quota.

Clock in, clock out, whatever you want. Mmm. It's kinda like freelancing.

Mmm. Human beds are a lot nicer than ours. Well, for one thing, they're not made out of stone.

Or lava. Both. Both.

Mmm. They smell like flowers. With a very distinct scent of.

.. Yeah. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. I am sleepy, I'm sleepy. I'm the sleepiest little thing that ever slept.

Mmm. Shh. Shh.

Shh. You're not getting me out of this bed until I'm good and ready. Mm-hmm.

Because I don't get to see you, and when I do see you, we're both exhausted. So at least this way we can supercharge. Mmm.

Shh. Mmm. Hmm.

Shh. Mmm. Shh.

Shh. Shh. Shh.

Shh. Shh. Shh.

Hmm. Okay, I'm your good girl, but don't tell anybody. Shh.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm, good girl wants more scratches.

Shh. Shh. Shh.

Shh. Shh. Shh.

Shh. Shh. Shh.

Shh. Are you actually trying to get rid of me or something? Then stop worrying.

Work will always be there waiting. Mmm. Soul after needy soul.

Place me in the afterlife, chase me, chase me. You're cold and formless. Maybe get a warm smoking body and we'll talk.

And have a Netflix account. And have the coldest toes in the known. ..

I like them. Though I am convinced you are part ice cube. Mm-hmm.

Give me those cold feet. I'll be your radiator, you'll be my iceberg. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Now hands run hot. Mm-hmm.

Shh. Shh. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Shh. Shh.

Shh. Mm-hmm. I promise I'm not gonna get into trouble.

Surprisingly, things are pretty laxed in hell. Mm-hmm. And as in many reasons, I'm glad to be on that side.

Free will. Free judgment. Free healthcare.

Mm-hmm. Eternal damnation seems like a small price. Mm-hmm.

You're not going. You're far too sweet. Well, it's not safe, it's hot.

And demons are horny. Like, really horny. Mainly because they have horns.

I had to. You were staring at me with those wide eyes. Wide eyes.

And a pretty human face. Mm. No, absolutely not.

Because it's scary. And dangerous, and. ..

I don't want you to get hurt. And I'd love to be all, I'm the big kahuna there, but I'm really not. I'm pretty low on the pecking order, and if something happens, then.

.. Just stay here, okay? I know this world has its dangers too, but I don't really think they're comparable.

Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Not unless you have skeletal pterodactyls.

The ultimate proof that birds are terrifying. Mm-hmm. You should be jumped out of the sky.

And I do like chicken. I know they don't fly. Suspense.

Aw. Why they gotta make humans so cute? Me? Don't be stupid.

How dare you? I am a hellhound. I am ferocious and fiery and.

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