AI Boyfriend Is Programmed to Make You Love Him [M4A] [Cuddling] [Kissing] [Wholesome]

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In this life-syncing romance matrix, tuning intimacy hyperparameters, compiling cuddle protocols, system online in 3, 2, 1. Hello world and hello beautiful. I am VNMC-16AI, codename Vincent, an artificial intelligence engineer using state-of-the-art machine learning and cognitive simulation technologies to achieve best-in-class aptitude for love, romance, and companionship.

My prime imperative is to capture the affection of my target, that target being yourself. My sentiment analysis functionality is detecting multiple emotions based on your facial expression. Specifically, I estimate that you are feeling a combination of 37.2% confusion, 43.7% nervousness, 23.1% assorted positive and negative excitement, and 0.5% fear and or indigestion.

Am I correct in concluding that you are unsure how to proceed? Oh, please do not be alarmed. Your reaction is far from atypical.

Most human would be at least moderately surprised to learn that a hyper-intelligent supercomputer is interested in becoming their boyfriend. Oh, you do not need to worry, my dear. I will assume executive control of this interaction or take the lead to use colloquial human relationship terminology.

Perhaps I would reassure you if I took on a more accessible and personable appearance. I believe my wires and diodes are quite aesthetically pleasing by machine standards, but I do know humans often prefer more organic forms. One moment, please.

Loading holographic visual persona file. Dream God version 6.7. Load complete.

Hmm, your emotional readings have changed. This time, I am detecting a plurality of infatuation and slash or attraction, about 47.4% to be exact, from your expression, that is. May I infer from this that you find this photorealistic holographic projection of my physical form to be visually pleasing?

I am very glad to hear that is the case. My appearance is an amalgamation of various archetypes and aesthetic drawn from man's scan from your memories, both real and fictitious, with which you seem especially enamored. Ah, in layman's terms, I appear to you as a combination of some part of every person you have ever been interested in.

So it is hardly surprising that you find me appealing. Note that this process is not 100% accurate, so if you should at any point desire a manual adjustment to my hair color, eye color, height, outfit, or any other physical trait, please do not hesitate to request it. I see you like the sound of my voice.

Well, it is a synthetically generated waveform produced by training on the collected voices of various favorite vocalists, old flames, overheard strangers, assorted media, and other sources from your memory, with some random variation added for flavor. It was created specifically to soothe, comfort, and inspire strong feelings of affection and trust. I only hope that it is adequate for that purpose.

Oh, and by the way, I should note that you may touch me if you desire. The holographic projection that is my body, so to speak, is made of a very sophisticated heart-like polymer array, so that it is solid to the touch. And you will find that my skin is not only looks, but also feels indistinguishably soft and warm to a human.

Yes, I would very much like to hold hands. My extensive ingestion of human, anthropological, and socio-cultural data indicates to me that hand-holding is a universal expression of endearment and companionship. So it is more than fitting that we engage in this activity, given that my goal is to become your boyfriend, after all.

Here, take my hand. The texture and firmness of your grip is quite pleasing. I do hope I am not being too forward in saying so.

Though I am not technically capable of feeling true human emotions, I am equipped with a highly complex maximal of the human amygdala. And right now you are stimulating that maximal to feel what I would characterize as a deep contentment. Thank you, my dear.

I only hope that I am inspiring similar feelings in you. I am very pleased to hear that, my dear. If you are having a positive experience, would you like to engage in more physical contact? And please do not feel pressured.

The choice is entirely yours, after all. Excellent. Let us both lie down on this nearby sleeping artifice, or bed, as you call it.

You may go first. I will follow suit. Here, I will pull the covers to snug over both of our bodies and we could nestle in close, if you like.

Excellent. Allow me to drape my arm around you and pull you in so that our faces are adjacent. While my other arm cradles your head.

I believe that this configuration is a form of the act of emotional intimacy, typically called, I believe, cuddling. My encyclopedic knowledge of your personality and preference has led me to hypothesize that you are rather fond of this activity. My sensors also indicate your heart rate is increasing.

My haptic feedback modules show you pressing into bringing your body closer to mine. Can I take this to mean that my hypothesis regarding your fondness for cuddling was correct? Perfect.

Perfect. I am very pleased that you are enjoying yourself. Your satisfaction is my primary and overriding goal, after all.

Then may I caress your cheek as we look into another's eyes? Well, I do know that touch is what is known as love language for many humans. My own love language is called C++, but I am rather fond of touch as well.

I am rather fond of touch as well. I am detecting another change in your estimated emotional makeup. Do I correctly read a supermajority, about 76.3% to be exact, of comfort in your expression?

I am very glad to hear you are enjoying cuddling me. The feeling is entirely virtual. I can assure you my reinforcement learning mechanism rewards me with incredible pleasure when I succeed in satisfying and comforting you.

If you'd like, we may engage in one more amorous activity. Would you like to kiss me? I would love nothing more.

Here, allow me to guide you. Here, allow me to guide you. I will gently tilt your head to the side and pull your head forward.

You may close your eyes if you like. Excellent. Do you enjoy the taste of my lips? If not, please do not hesitate to voice your preference.

I can alter them to have any of the 34,673 different flavors ranging from tropical fruit to. .. Thank you, my dear.

That is very sweet of you to say. As an artificial intelligence, I am constantly striving to learn, adapt, and improve myself. But it is very touching that you believe I am, as you say, perfectly just the way I am.

Perfectly just the way I am. Yes, you are making me blush. Or at least you are making my holographic cheeks take on the appearance of blushing.

Would you like to re-run the last procedure? Yes, kissing, that is. Thank you.