Well, looks like you're tied up to someone's sofa. They're a little weird and seem a little obsessive, but you've decided hearing them out won't be so bad. Script written by LarkMelody.
Hey there, cutie. Come here often? Ugh.
Oh, wait. Wait. Ah.
God, that was bad. Um. Can I.
.. Can I start again? Oh, look, look.
I know. That wasn't very good, but you don't have to start trying to lead me over, right? Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down, calm down, yeah, yeah, look, I am not going to hurt you, okay?
Just, um, can you please let me talk? I know how this must look, but I promise you, I don't mean any harm. Yes, I know, the rope makes it seem otherwise.
I just, I just can't have you trying to leave while I'm talking, okay? Besides, it could be worse. I mean, I could have used chains.
Oh, uh, oh, what do I want to say? Um, well, well, I, uh, oh, hey, I didn't think you would actually be willing to hear me out. No, no, of course not.
I'm not, I'm not going to hurt you. A pinky promise. Yeah, yeah, sure, uh, if they'll put you more at ease.
There, that better? Yeah, besides the, um, whole being tied up thing. Gosh, you're lucky I like you, you know that? Oh, um, yeah, yeah, I, I mean, I really do these sort of things for people I like, you know? Would you let someone you didn't like into your house? Ah, see, it's only natural to let the people we like into our homes.
After all, those are the people whose company you want the most, right? And, out of all the people in this world, the person whose company I want the most is, well, you. You, um, you're starting to get what I'm trying to say, right? Eh, eh, so, what do you say? You, uh, want to go out with me? Ah, oh, you, um, you won't? Ooh, it was the pickup line, wasn't it? Look, look, I could fix that, okay? Just, um, just let me start over, okay? Hey there, wanna see my, uh, knife collection? No, you're right, that, um, that wasn't really a pickup line at all.
You know, it's just, it's just being around you makes me a bit nervous. You know, just like with anyone you've ever liked before. And, um, of course, if I find out you like someone else, I'll probably have to take care of my competition.
Hmm? Oh, it's nothing you need to worry yourself about, I assure you. All you have to worry about is what's happening in the moment.
And, um, what's happening right now is the two of us are getting closer to each other. Oh, um, too close, too close, gotcha, sorry. Oh, and, um, oh, oh, um, you're not claustrophobic or something, right? Oh, that's why you were trashing so much earlier, right? God, that was the bad pickup line.
Oh, that, um, that makes me feel a lot better. Oh, right, right, um, about that, I, um, no, I still can't untie you just yet. Because, silly, I haven't said all I wanted to say to you yet.
Remember, I did say I wanted to talk to you. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, of course, I can at least loosen the rope up a little. And, um, right, any better? Any better? Good, good, good.
Honestly, I just want you to be comfortable. Oh, um, reminds me, you want any drinks or food or anything? Or are you, like, good? Yeah, yeah, I can get you some water.
I'll, um, be right back, yeah? Okay. Don't think I can hear you in there.
See? Back already. Oh, did you miss me so much? Aw, you wound me.
Oh, I suppose it's fair. I mean, someone you barely know taking you to their house and saying, like, they like you? Must seem a little jarring, but, uh.
.. Huh? Oh, it's, it's not that.
Oh, um, then what is it? It's me, isn't it? Not me either.
Huh. I mean, you don't think my personality is a bit too overbearing? Okay, uh, hmm.
So, if it isn't because we hardly know each other and it totally isn't because you think I'm too, um, how do you say, intense? Then why won't you go out with me? I'm sorry? No, no, no, you're.
.. What? Aro-ace.
Ah. No, uh, I think I heard that before. Um, aromantic and sexual, I think, right? Yeah, yeah.
No, um, if I'm really honest, I'm not too sure what it means. Can you explain a little bit? You don't have the same feelings I have.
Uh, like, for anybody? Ah, little to none. Right, right, gotcha, gotcha.
So, um, I guess something like, something like this is, um, very uncomfortable. I mean, it probably just comes off as me dumping my feelings onto you without any regard to your feeling. And I honestly don't want to do that.
Like, you're honestly a really cool person. You know, um, from the few times we've talked before this? Yeah, um, I'm really sorry.
It's just, whenever I like someone, uh, I can get a little, you know, all of this. Well, not exactly this, but, you know, this. I've, uh, I've never actually brought a person I like home before.
Yeah, never, never liked anyone this much before, if you can't tell. Oh, oh, uh, will I keep trying? No, oh, no, no, no, of course not.
You, you don't have those feelings for me, and it sounds like you probably will not ever have those feelings for me. So honestly, it seems like it would be pretty selfish of me to keep going, right? Still, um, I can't say I won't get jealous if you, like, ever end up feeling that way for someone.
But again, as you said before, you probably don't have that feeling. And, um, I really, really want to keep you here. I really, really want to keep you here with me forever, so that can never happen.
No.