A sweet little mix up

Transcript

Hello? Oh baby, hey! I was wondering when you'd call.

Yeah, I'm nearly done packing for our trip tomorrow. And trust me, you are going to love the place we're staying at. It is amazing.

And there's a lot of stuff for us to do nearby too. It'll be great. It's a good thing we booked that place so far in advance.

I heard it's almost impossible to book her anywhere this time around. I guess that's what happens on Valentine's Day. No, I'm not going to forget anything.

Okay, maybe I say that every time, but this time I mean it. Hey, I'm serious. I was smart about it this time.

I picked up all the things I always end up forgetting first and work my way up to everything else. So this time, I will not be forgetting anything. Anything.

No, especially not my underwear. It happens one time and you won't let me live it down. Yeah, I love you too, dork.

Well, I'll see you up and riding early tomorrow, so you better get some sleep. Oh please, like we both know you won't fall asleep in the car with whatever big ass plushie you're bringing. Oh, it's like I'm wrong.

Yeah, I'll talk to you later. Yeah, love you too. Bye.

Alright, let's go over that checklist. Let's see. Got my comb, toothbrush, toothpaste, hair and body wash, clothes, shoes, pajamas, the underwear.

Alright, that's the main things covered. That's good. Now, let's make sure I got all of her gets.

Gotta make sure tomorrow goes off without a hitch. Let's see. Got the flowers, the plushie, the jewelry, and then.

.. Wait. Wait a minute.

Where's the. .. Aw, crap.

Oh no, please, please tell me I didn't do this. Not today. It's open.

Oh, hey man. Sorry, can't really talk right now. I'm kinda looking for something.

Yes, something important. God, I'm so stupid. Okay, so I'm taking my girlfriend on a romantic getaway for Valentine's Day tomorrow and I had all these gifts and stuff ready for her.

But apparently, I actually ended up forgetting one of them. No, I didn't lose it. I just probably forgot to buy it for her or something.

God, I was so sure I had everything covered this time. But of course, I ended up forgetting about something again. Yeah, it normally wouldn't be such a big deal and I know she isn't the kind of person who'd get hung up over something small like this.

But I specifically said how everything would be perfect this time and how I wouldn't forget anything. God, I just can't believe I forgot something as obvious as some stupid chocolate. Oh please, it's the day before Valentine's Day.

Where am I gonna find any kind of good fancy chocolate at this last minute? Wait, you got an extra box you can give me? Really? Wow, that'd be so great.

Are they safe? Well, you can blame me for being suspicious. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm grateful.

It's just the last time I took some of your sweets you offered, I was so out of it. I could barely stand for the rest of the day. I don't care how good those brownies were, I still would have appreciated some sort of warning.

Well, whatever. Not like I got much of a choice now, do I? And hey, it's not like you made them, right? Oh, thank God.

Hey, hey, I'm joking, I'm joking. Still, I really appreciate this. What kind are they anyway? A special kind that your girlfriend asked for.

So you don't know? Figured. Well, I've met your girlfriend before and she seemed alright.

I guess it should be fine. Though, if they're that special, is it alright if I take them? I mean, she won't get mad, right? Oh, you absolutely bought an extra box and you came to see if I wanted them? Well, I guess that works out then.

Yeah, yeah, I owe you one, I know. So, can I have the box? I still need to finish up packing.

Thanks, man. Awesome. Thanks, man.

Hmm, it's kind of small though. I mean, so long as it tastes good, I guess that's all that matters. I hope she likes it.

I hope she likes it. Well, I should probably get back to packing, but again, thanks, man. I'll definitely pay you back later.

Yep, talk to you later. See ya. Wow, this place looks amazing.

No wonder Airbnb got so popular. Renting out a whole house definitely beats a small hotel room, doesn't it? Here, the master bedroom should be upstairs.

We can set up our stuff up here. Geez, this place is nice. We definitely need to buy a house like this one day.

Yeah, maybe when we both get better jobs. Okay, that should work for now. Hmm? What's up, sweetie? Need something? Oh, you're hungry.

Already? We just had lunch an hour ago. Hey, I wasn't the one who had a stop at McDonald's.

I'm just teasing, sweetheart. Anyway, lucky for you, I have something that can help. I was going to give you everything at once, but giving you one of the gifts now won't hurt.

Surprise! Happy Valentine's Day, honey. Of course, I brought you some gifts.

You thought the trip was all I had planned? Nope, I have a lot more up my sleeve. Still, consider this a small preview.

I know it doesn't look like much, but I hear they're really good. Go ahead, try some. The rest we can just keep in the box.

You like them? Yes, that's good. I'm glad to hear it.

I heard good things about his hand, and I thought you'd like them. Actually, I don't think I stopped to even look at what kind of chocolate this was when he gave them to me. Yep, nothing, nothing, nothing.

I just wanted to check what the ingredients were, that's all. Just to see what makes this stuff so special, you know? You just keep eating, okay? Okay, let's see.

Oh, it clearly says dark chocolate. It also says it has the. ..

Oh, crap. Hmm, I'm not a genius. Huh? Hey, sweetie.

These are the chocolates you just had. I think they might actually have been. ..

Hold on. You have a strange look in your eye. Kind of like a predator.

Eyeing its prey. Maybe we should count down. I.

.. I can't. ..

I can't keep up here. I'm so aggressive. All of a sudden.

.. Holy crap. What's going into you? You've never bounced on me like that.

You're just in the mood. I can tell. After that kiss and how you're sitting on top of me.

I'm certain you're trying to eat me. Do you want more? Right now? You sure? We know we just got here.

At this rate, we'll be here all afternoon. You okay with that? Okay, okay, okay.

You raise your point. Just get off the grinding. For now.

Otherwise, I'll burst before we even get this trip. I'd hate for this to end that quickly. Who said we'd be done after one? Oh, God, you freaking kill me.

I have to. .. No, no way.

I didn't say anything. I just want you to buy some more chocolates when we get home. Okay? God, those just taste amazing.

God, this is a crazy Valentine's Day. Really? It's about to get better? I don't think that's possible.

Hey, hey, wait a second. At least let me before you start stripping me. Oh, shit.

Your hands are so warm. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

You've jumped me off before, but. .. You've never done this before? You've never done this before? Oh, God.

I love it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, what's up? Oh, I love this.

Oh, I love the way your hands feel. Oh. Oh, baby.

Oh, baby. Oh, you're so nice. Oh, sweetie.

Oh, I'm serious. Oh, my God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. At this rate, I'm fine. Oh, thank God.

Huh? Hey, what's up? I'm so close.

What? I can't come yet? Why? Why? I can't.

.. Wait, why are you gonna. ..

Oh, fuck, babe. Oh, you can't. ..

You can't just suck me off. Oh, without forcing me like that. Oh, gosh.

Your tongue is amazing. Oh, it's so warm. Oh, God.

Oh, it's so. .. Oh, it's really hot today.

Oh, fuck. Oh, it's so hot. Oh, watch me.