Sweetheart, I need to ask you a personal question. Do these shorts make my ass look fat? Yes would be the preferred answer.
Well, who doesn't like a woman with a fat ass? Exactly. So? Acceptably thick? You sure? Do you need me to bend lower? Perhaps you can't see properly.
No, not a problem at all. I want your opinion. And you're sure they're tight enough? I want them tight and right and squeezing.
So, will they do? Good. That means they're perfect.
For you to fight me. Did I stun her? Fight me like a human.
Well, I've just realized we never play fight. Apparently it's very healthy for human couples to do so. So, fight me.
Well, in my mind that would consist of me sitting on you, and you feebly rocking against me. My angel, I love when you feebly rock against me. Come on, do it for the shorts.
Because I know you want to. I see that glint in your eye. That jolt in your pulse.
That jerk in your hips. Play with me. But I'm so much fun to play with.
Says every member of the human race. And on occasion, you. Don't be mean.
I'm trying to partake in your human culture. Assist me. Because I say so, and I have wonderful tinnies.
What more reason do you need? Play. Play, play, play, play, play.
Well, to me it means fight me like a man. Just a little bit of harmless wrestling. Nothing to be concerned about.
Where's your sense of fun? Come on. Me, little shorts, you writhing underneath me.
Well, you clearly don't know a good time when you see one. Fight me. Because I'm bored and you're bored and gone.
I'll let you win. Of course I will. I'd never use my true strength against you.
I'm not a heartless monster. Just a very sweet-smelling, tight, succubus. Play with me.
Because I want you to. And when I want something, I can be very insistent. It'll be less painful if you just submit now.
What if I kiss your neck? Wrap my arms around you? Body slam you to the bath? Don't act like you didn't want me to.
You know what I'm doing. Greatel, what is that? Me? Trying to get you turned on? Doesn't sound like me.
I'm just innocently, playfully sucking on your neck. Well, what about that is seductive? I'm initiating a wholesome, feel-good, PG activity.
You know what's wrong with my shorts? Too short. I don't believe there's such a thing.
And may I just remind you that you are the one who bought these for me. You're projecting your own degeneracy onto me. And honestly, it's sad.
It's very sad. And sad that you can't appreciate a wholesome moment. I feel sad for you.
Here, let me rub against you and show you how sad I am. You don't feel sad? Then what do you feel? Turned on.
Well that is a very peculiar response to sadness. But then again, you are peculiar. Any human that tries to resist a succubus is very peculiar indeed.
Such a sweet man. You make me want to mark him. With so many pretty roses.
You want to wrestle after all. See I told you. Good wholesome boy.
Once I lock on with my thighs, there's no going back. You're going down. You fool.
You thought you could win against this thickness? Think again. These shoulders have no business being so tasty.
What? I can't help it that you have tasty shoulders. Or they get revitalized by sexual activity.
It's in my nature. Just as it's in your nature to give me what I want. Your skin.
Your bones. No. I want to cover you in bruises.
I want to leave you purple. And black like my horns. Can I take the ass grabbing as a sign you like the shorts? Good.
That's what I was going for. Splash. I'll boost.
In the swamp. And show them to me.